|Beast Boy's Web Redemption
Author: Techno Skittles PM
A really random oneshot on Daniel Tosh giving Beast Boy a Web Redemption on the aftermath of Spellbound on Tosh.0. R&R. Warning: If you don't like Tosh.0, don't read this. Story may be taken down later depending on how I feel about it.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Beast Boy & Raven - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 09-03-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6294037
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Okay. I would like everyone to READ THIS BEFORE THE STORY. If you have ever seen the show Tosh.0, then you know what's about to take place. For those who haven't, I'll attempt to clarify.
On Tosh.0, Daniel has a segment called Web Redemption. It's where he finds someone who failed at something that was caught on video, meets up with them, and gives them a chance to redeem themselves. So for this short (and kinda pointless) oneshot, Daniel is going to give Beast Boy a Web Redemption on the ending scene from the episode Spellbound.
Okay. Hope that cleared things up.
And by the way, I know there are a lot of Tosh.0 haters out there. Don't like the show? Guess what? Don't watch it. And don't read my story if you hate the show. That, or just get over it.
Anyways, onto the story I guess.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cartoon Network, Teen Titans, Warner Bros., Boomerang, Comedy Central, or Tosh.0.
Oh and real quick. I was too lazy to do this in story form, so it's in written in interview style. I might make a story version later and then add it. Also, sorry if I fail at his joking style. I'm not very good at that stuff. XP
*Tosh.0 is filming*
Daniel: And now it is time for our Web Redemption. Tonight we will be redeeming Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
*clip come on*
Beast Boy: You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.
Raven: *comes out and hugs Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: *in shock and pulls away then gets hit with stank ball*
Daniel: What was with that? A random ball of socks and underwear. You know, I think that maybe the dude knew it was coming. He pulled away and not even a second later he was pummeled by a unhealthy green ball of unwashed clothes. So anyways, I met up with Beast Boy recently to see if we could redeem his "moment".
-earlier that week-
Beast Boy: *sitting on a park bench*
Beast Boy: Hi?
Daniel: *sits next to him* You know why you're here don't you?
Beast Boy: Sort of.
Daniel: Well, we saw your short-lived hug with, Raven, it was?
Beast Boy: Yeah.
Daniel: So I'm here to help you redeem yourself.
Beast Boy: Okay?
Daniel: Okay, so first, I understand that she just went through a breakup with some mummy dude.
Beast Boy: Yeah. Malchior.
Daniel: Also, you called her creepy a few days before this?
Beast Boy: It was a foot in the mouth moment.
Daniel: Well, she hugged you. Do you think that if I called girls creepy that they would hug me?
Beast Boy: *shakes head* Very low chance.
Daniel: You sure? 'Cause if that's all it takes-
Beast Boy: I wouldn't try it. You'd probably get slapped.
Daniel: But you didn't.
Beast Boy: Guess I'm just lucky.
Daniel: Lucky my ass! So have you and Raven ever hugged before this was shot?
Beast Boy: No. I'd be lucky if I got through a day without a death threat.
Daniel: You know, they say that when a girl rips on a guy, it means they like them.
Beast Boy: I've heard.
Daniel: Complete bullshit.
Beast Boy: What?
Daniel: Don't believe it. Anyways, about Raven, did you think about hugging her back?
Beast Boy: I was too shocked to really process she had hugged me at all until later.
Daniel: So that ball you got hit with didn't cause you lose your memory or anything?
Beast Boy: No, but it stunned me for a few seconds.
Daniel: So what the hell was with that anyway?
Beast Boy: It was a game we made up.
Daniel: So back to Raven, during the hug did you picture her in skimpy clothing?
Beast Boy: *awkward* I'm still not sure why I'm here.
Daniel: Right. On to the redemption. First we're going to get you to hug a few random girls in the park.
Beast Boy: No! They'll slap me!
Daniel: When you're famous, you're invincible. Watch. *gets up and hugs girl walking by*
Girl: Creep! *slaps and walks away*
Daniel: *sits back down* That was just a trial. It gets better. You try now.
Beast Boy: I'll pass.
Daniel: It's the only way you're going to redeem yourself. Originally I was going to bring in a bunch of hot girls for you to hug but our crappy budget couldn't afford it.
Beast Boy: Fine!
-48 hugs and 57 slaps later-
Beast Boy: I swear to God, my face is numb. I can't feel it.
Daniel: Well, now if Raven slaps you, you won't feel it.
Beast Boy: What? That wasn't part of the deal!
Daniel: Beast Boy, are you ready to redeem yourself?
Beast Boy: Let's just get this over with so the pain will fade by next month.
-at Titans Tower, outside Raven's door-
Beast Boy: *knocks* Raven?
Raven: *from inside* Go away.
Beast Boy: C'mon, Raven! Please?
Raven: *peeks out door* What?
Beast Boy: Um. I've been thinking about our hug from after Malchior.
Raven: You do realize that was years ago?
Beast Boy: Yeeeeeaaaaah. But I kinda felt bad for pulling away so, you know, I wanted to make it up to you.
Raven: What are you talking about?
Beast Boy: *pushes door open and hugs Raven*
Raven: *goes wide-eyed* What?
Beast Boy: *still hugging*
Raven: *reluctantly hugs back*
Beast Boy: *pulls back slowly*
Raven: What was that about?
Beast Boy: Not a clue.
Raven: Well, okay. Then I'm going back in my room if you don't mind. *starts to turn*
Beast Boy: *suddenly kisses*
-clip ends, back to the show-
Daniel: That bit was shot from a hidden camera. Also, there was more to it but we had to cut it off because of the "maturity" that followed after that. First there was a bit of blood, mainly from me, then they disappeared into her room. Let's just say I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I still don't know why I did this.
Do. Not. Ask. This was a random idea that popped into my head when I was trying to sleep one night and it's been bothering me since. This story wasn't really meant to be funny or even good, I just had to get it out.
Although I would love you to review to say what you thought of this (even if you thought it was bad.)
Until next time~!