|The Best Heist Ever Do'hed
Author: The Sound of Typing PM
The Cooper Gang plans to rob the rich and wicked Mr.Burns.On the way to Springfield, they meet a family who is also being chased by Inspector Carmelita Fox, the Simpsons.What could possibly happen?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 09-10-10 - Published: 09-04-10 - id: 6296835
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"HOMER AND SLY!NO THANK YOU!COME HERE AGAIN WHEN THE COPS ARE HERE!" yelled a furious opossum, shaking his paw at two raccoons. The two were snickering at him. Their crime had only happened minutes ago.
"Yum…Donuts…Uuuugggghhhh…" Homer said, making a flood with his drool. Apu, the operator of the Kwik-E-Mart, rolled his eyes at the oaf. "Please Mr. Homer, pick something!" he screeched. Then Sly, who seemed to pop out of nowhere, remarked, "Hi! Names Sly Simpson!" He shook the opossum's hand. Sly had his signature grin on. "Do I know you?" Apu asked, not quite placing the face in front him.
"Oh, I just have one of those faces. Or at least that's what people tell me," he replied to him. "Homer and I were just so hungry, we had to come here for a snack!" Homer nodded, then kept gazing at the 'majestic' donuts. "Me want donuts!" Homer shouted. But then Sly nudged him with his elbow. "Uh, what I meant to say was, what kind of beers do you have?"
"Well, we have Duff, Duff 2.0, Duff 3.0, Du-,"Apu recalled.
"No, I…uh, need you to…show me your beer!" exclaimed Homer.
"But you know where our beer is."
"Just shut up and show me the beer!" Homer yipped. The opossum sighed and walked him over to the aisle with beer. Sly went into action. He snatched some squishies from the machine it was stored in. After that, he started grabbing candy and donuts. The raccoon even grabbed a Radioactive Man comic for Bart. All of this was hidden in his bag. "Now are you going to buy something!" screamed Apu, who felt like tearing out his hair at the moment.
"Can I see the donuts, again?" Homer pleaded.
"Whatever," Apu said, not caring a bit anymore. This was Sly's queue to get going. So he quickly grabbed two cases of fresh cold Duff Beer, and then scampered off into the parking lot. "I better get, uh, goating. I mean going!" Homer screeched, rushing off into the parking lot as well.
"Thank you! Come a-Wait!" shouted Apu, seeing Sly at the corner of his eye. And so begins where we started.
"So, how do like stealing, trainee!" Sly asked.
"There is too much thinking and running!" Homer remarked. Sly pushed Homer into an alley, where they could hide at. "Alright! I'm going to teach you a super sneaky thief move!" Sly said, turning pages of theTheivous Raccoonous. He shoved the book into Homer's hands. "What the hell is this? A Harry Potter book?" he yipped. Sly pointed at a section of the book and told Homer ,"Do as this part says!" and disappeared. The oaf did as he was told and he too disappeared.
After a long period of time, they reappeared into the world. "What just happened?" Homer squeaked.
"We used Slytankhamen's invisible technique."
"Oh….POLICE!" Homer started to cry. But Sly covered his mouth. "Homer, what am I to do with you?"
"Give me the biggest donut in the world?" The thief slapped himself in the face and sighed.