|Bad Romance Taco
Author: beccasayspanic PM
A chicken taco everywhere.Rated: Fiction K - English - Mystery - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 09-04-10 - id: 6298499
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The gummy bear named Marissa went to a sub shop on 8th avenue of gummymoon. She wanted an all meat cinnamon roll sub. But they gave her a chicken taco. She took a bite out of it and the sauce got all of her black vest. She walked out of the shop with the whole chicken taco in her stomach. Then she went to her house and went to bed. The next morning her brother woke her up and she opened her eyes and saw her chicken taco was right there beside her. She thought it as an allusion and brushed it off. So she got up and went to the store. When she went to check out, she got chicken sauce on her.
"Ahhh!" the cashier said. Marissa tasted it. She looked in her purse, and the chicken taco was singing Bad Romance. When Marissa went to bed, she didn't wake up. The chicken taco ate her. That's why you should never order an all meat cinnamon roll sub, because you'll end up with a singing chicken taco, a dirty black vest, and only chicken sauce on your bed. :]