Xellas rubbed her forehead and wished she had painkillers. This just wasn't happening. Xelloss was not dating Lina Inverse, and they did not just run from Luna.

She glanced back up to the woman who was watching her. Yes, they did

"Why me?" Was the thought that found it's way into her mind.

Luna frowned. "We can't have them running off together, he might hurt her! She is my little sister after all."

"He might hurt her? Lina's probably more dangerous to him." Xellas replied. "I have a lot invested in Xelloss, and if Lina wiped him out I would not be happy."

"What do you suppose we do?"

Xellas sighed and called her favorite mazoku back home.

--

Xelloss winced as Xellas continued her rant on proper mazoku behavior. He just heard one of these last week even. "Mazoku do not date! They destroy. Have you forgotten this?"

"But she destroys so well ."

Xellas had the grace not to sweat-drop. "That's no excuse."

"She's also L-sama's favorite."

"True but that doesn why would she be interested in you anyway? I thought Lina was a human?"

Xelloss smiled. "She is. She's as bad as one of us most of the time, though she does have her human moments. It's the unpredictableness of it all that I love!"

"Will you stop dating her?"

"That is a se-"

"Don't say it." Xellas sighed. "If you get your ass killed, I will have to personally find a way to bring you back just to kill you again."

"Understood."

Luna just stared at the "touching family moment" of the Mazoku. She was completely weirded out. "But my little sister!"

Xelloss kissed Luna on the cheek. "Don't worry! I'll take good care of her!" And was gone.

--

Somewhere in an inn with a fish shaped sign .

"They're DATING?"