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[Mattles] {youtube video}

[Mattles] OH MY GOD

[Mattles] WHAT

[Mattles] THE

[Mattles] HELL

[Mattles] ARE

[Mattles] MY

[Mattles] FEELINGS

[Mattles] DOING

[Mattles] WHAT ARE EMOTIONS

[mace_in_the_face] I DUNNO

[mace_in_the_face] I THINK THEY HURT

[Mattles] ALL I KNOW IS SARCASM

[mace_in_the_face] YES

[mace_in_the_face] SARCASM IS MY NATIVE TONGUE

[mace_in_the_face] PASSED DOWN THROUGH GENERATIONS OF BULLSHITTERS

[Mattles] ^

[Mattles] SHIT I LEARNED SARCASM ON MY OWN

[Mattles] NO LINEAGE

[Mattles] I AM A HIPSTER

[mace_in_the_face] BITCH I WAS SARCASTIC IN THE WOMB

[Mattles] HILARIOUS

[mace_in_the_face] FUCKIN' TELLING THAT FETAL LINING OFF, MAN

[mace_in_the_face] HELLS YEAH

[Mattles] BITCH Y U MAKE ME LAUGH

[Mattles] THAT'S NOT FUNNY

[mace_in_the_face] I WAS INSULTING THE OTHER KIDS AT THE PRESCHOOL BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT I WAS INSULTING THEM ABOUT

[Mattles] AWWWW YIRRRRRRR

[mace_in_the_face] I MAKE YOU LAUGH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOD MADE ME FOR

[mace_in_the_face] SINCE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE

[mace_in_the_face] 'CEPT BITCH AND MOAN

[Mattles] AND YELL

[mace_in_the_face] SURE

[mace_in_the_face] WE'LL GO WITH THAT

[mace_in_the_face] ›_›

[mace_in_the_face] ‹+‹

[Mattles] OH GOD

[Mattles] CROSSHAIR NOSE

[mace_in_the_face] I PHAILED

[mace_in_the_face] WITH A PH

[mace_in_the_face] WHAT THE PHUCK

[Mattles] PHD

[Mattles] IN FAIL

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[melloyello] holy shit, guys. what the fuck is going on?

[mace_in_the_face] mfw matt's boifrand crashes the party

[mace_in_the_face] lolololol

[mace_in_the_face] i'll leave you two alone and go bother jason

[mace_in_the_face] bye

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[melloyello] …

[Mattles] …

[melloyello] …

[Mattles] …

[melloyello] …

[Mattles] …

[melloyello] …you wanna go catch a movie?

[Mattles] sure. why not.

[Mattles] but we're going to the drive-in.

[Mattles] because of reasons.

[melloyello] paying no attention at all to the movie and making out in the back of your car reasons?

[Mattles] do you even need to ask?

[Mattles] of course.

[melloyello] then why the fuck aren't you here five minutes ago?

[Mattles] …

[Mattles] be right there.

[melloyello] don't make me wait, assmunch.

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