|10 Ways To Annoy Animal Farm's Creatures
Author: AvatarCat13 PM
I'm writing lists of 10 ways to annoy the Animal Farm animals. Review and see the disclaimer inside. Rated K for extreme randomness. Complete for now!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12-28-11 - Published: 09-17-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6331264
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AvatarCat11: There was some review that gave me ideas for how to annoy/torture Mollie. And the owner of that review was RunawaysFan. So RunawaysFan, I'll put in those ideas, but I'd like to give you credit for thinking those up. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Farm. All the characters I'm annoying belong to George Orwell.
Updating Date: December 28, 2011
1.) Tell her George Orwell didn't mean to put her in the book; she was just there to be the bratty teenager.
2.) Tell her that her issues are petty.
3.) Steal her sugar.
4.) When she asks to be in a pageant, deny her entrance.
5.) Get her a job as a wild horse in Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron. Then tell her there is no sugar in the movie.
6.) Prod her with a cattle prod every time she tries to go to the other farm.
7.) Get her a job in the army as a war horse. When she complains, give her grass to shut her up.
8.) Destroy her name spelt in sticks.
9.) Like stealing her sugar, steal her ribbons.
10.) Embarrass Mollie at her sweet 16 birthday party. Though I'm not sure when that'll be in a horse's life, go along with it.
AvatarCat11: I hope everyone's glad I updated this chapter again. Now if anyone wants to see a group of animals or another character annoyed, leave a review and let me know.
By the way, anyone who reviews this chapter will receive virtual slices of Christmas cake; it's a red velvet cake with white icing and red-&-green sprinkles. Flames will be used to roast S'Mores and constructive criticism is allowed, as long as it's not harsh.
See ya next time!