|Total Drama Chowder 2
Author: lil john jr PM
This is my version of Total Drama Action Chowder Edition please vote and reviewRated: Fiction T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 03-28-11 - Published: 09-28-10 - id: 6358148
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Hey fans of my story "When I Met Chowder" this your boy Lil John Jr coming at ya with an all new story which is inspired by "Total Drama Action" NOT "Total Drama Island" so here is my version of "Total Drama Chowder 2: Total Drama Action" where at the end of every chapter you vote off 1 and in one my chapters a double elimination. P.S Like my old story I'm staring in it oh I've decided which character gets voted off 1st
Total Drama Chowder 2: Total Drama Action
Lil John Jr (Me)
Chris Maclean and Chef
Chapter 1 Meeting the Campers
Chris: Hello fellow fans of Total Drama Chowder. I know we said no 2nd season but you insisted, if you recall Chowder won the 1st season. So without further ado I welcome you back to Total Drama Chowder 2: Total Drama Action
Note: I love the opening song so on all my chapters I'm writing it in.
So mom and dad I'm doing fine.
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun.
Well pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way.
I'll get there 1 day-ay cause I wanna be famous.
Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na.
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous.
(whistle: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na)
Chris: well lets meet the new campers and the old ones.
(A boat whistles in the distance)
Chris: here they are.
(The 1st boat Chowder, Mung, Truffles and Shnitzel)
Chowder: Wooh hoo I'm back to win the 2nd season as well yea.
Mung: Not this time Chowder because I'm winning this time.
Truffles: Ha you will not beat me again.
Shnitzel: Radda radda.
Chris: Oh yea I forgot he and Kimchi need a translator.
(The 2nd boat arrives Gorgonzola and Stilton)
Gorgonzola: As long as Chowder doesn't win again I'm happy.
Stilton: (sips soda) Well I'm winning because everyone is a loser except me. (burps)
(The 3rd boat arrives Marmalade, Kimchi and Gazpacho)
Marmalade: Yay I'm actually a part of something besides makeup.
Gazpacho: finally more time away from mother.
Chris: where are his subtitles?
(The 4th boat arrives Panini and Endive)
Panini: I was so glad to see my num nums win last season, hopefully I'll win this season by our love.
Endive: Don't make me sick I'm winning this time no matter what.
(The 5th boat arrives Ceviche and Pate)
Ceviche: I am so glad I get to spend more time with Panini.
Pate: well I'm glad to be a part of this reality show. Thank you for this opportunity.
(Finally the last boat Lil John Jr a.k.a me)
Lil John Jr: Well this is gonna be great hanging out with the cast of "Chowder" and the "Total Drama Series Hosts."
Chris: wow you're not from their world are you?
Lil John Jr: no but it doesn't matter does it?
Chris: no I guess.
Lil John Jr: what's up guys good to see you again?
Chowder: oh hey Lil John.
Panini: hey dude.
Mung: wow never thought I'd see you again.
Truffles: I'm only saying hi.
Shnitzel: *well it's good to see you again man.
Note: italics means they're in the confessional.
Lil John Jr: wow it's really weird being back here seeing everyone again especially the ones I never met during my last visit.
Chris: well now that you're all...
Unknown Voice: hey you forgot to invite me.
All: who was that?
(Chestnut pops up out of the water)
Chestnut: You'll thought that you could have the 2nd season without me did you.
Note: You really thought I'd forget Chestnut ha keep dreaming.
Chestnut: dinka loo dinka lee they all managed to forget about me.
Chris: wow the little dude managed to swim all the way here, incredible, Chef you can show the campers where they sleep.
Chef: alright line up, there are 4 coloured balls to match your caravan you sleep in.
(Everyone lines up)
Lil John Jr: what colours are there?
Chef: are you serious it's so basic, red, blue, yellow and green now take a colour. Oh Chestnut your free to sleep anywhere.
Chestnut: na I'll just pick a colour.
(I picked 1st)
Lil John Jr: alright blue.
(Next was Ceviche)
Ceviche: awesome yellow.
Shnitzel: *alright red.
Mung: red, well at least it's not Endive.
Mung & Endive: NO!
Chef: well this could be interesting.
Gorgonzola: green the best colour ever.
Stilton: (sips soda) green no surprises there. (burps)
Pate: green? Oh well this just will not do.
Chef: only 1 pick.
Chef: it's yellow.
Lil John Jr: wow I'm pretty lucky so far.
Marmalade: wow yellow, talk about repetitive.
Lil John Jr: ha still a caravan to myself.
Chestnut: dinka loo dinka lee I say this colour blue.
Chef: ha bite it Lil John.
Lil John Jr: ok
(I bite Chef)
Chef: AHH I meant his choice you little *beep!*
Lil John Jr: wow.
Note: I'm not gonna have bad words in my story kids might be reading this.
Gazpacho: I am in the red caravan.
Chef: alright reds you can go now.
(Mung, Shnitzel, Endive and Gazpacho go to their caravan)
Chowder: blue? Awesome
Lil John Jr & Chestnut: sweet.
Panini: *gasp* I got a blue one.
Lil John Jr: Damn it now I can't fart on purpose.
Chef: alright blues go to your caravan.
(Me, Chestnut, Chowder and Panini go to the blue caravan)
Truffles: yellow? Well not that bad.
Chef: alright you've all picked now go unpack and wait for me and Chris to call you.
(In the blue caravan)
Lil John Jr: well I got a top bunk (jumps up onto top bunk) ah comfy.
Chestnut: I call the other one (jumps up onto the other top bunk) you were right this is comfy.
Chowder: yes I'm not on the same bunk as her (points at Panini)
Panini: but I'll still be thinking of you num nums.
(I whisper to Chestnut)
Lil John Jr: Chestnut let's make Chowder scream louder than he ever has before.
Chestnut: this should be funny.
Lil John Jr: uh Chestnut don't you prefer the bottom bunk?
Chestnut: you make a good point.
(Climbs down from bunk to under my bunk)
Lil John Jr: well Chowder I guess you're going to be on the same bunk as Panini.
Chowder: NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Panini: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Lil John Jr & Chestnut: dude that was the best did you see his face ha ha.
Chowder: why would they do that, it's just not cool?
Panini: that was so nice of Chestnut and Lil John to do that for mine and Chowders love. (Chowder from a distance) I'm not your boyfriend.
(In the red caravan)
Endive: I am not speaking to any of you.
Mung: like we care what you say anyway
Shnitzel: *good call Mung.
Gazpacho: yea good call.
(Mung and Shnitzel take 1 bunk while Gazpacho and Endive take the other)
Endive: will the challenge just start already?
(In the yellow caravan)
Ceviche: well now I'll just take a bottom bunk and wait
(Marmalade takes the bunk above Ceviche)
Marmalade: well I could get used to this.
Truffles: yea if Kimchi wasn't here.
(Last in the green caravan)
Gorgonzola: now leave me alone I'm happy on my bunk.
Pate: I would if Stilton would stop burping.
Stilton: (sips soda then burps) if ya don't like tough.
Pate: I can't wait the challenge to start (Stilton burps again)
(The horn goes off)
Chris: welcome back campers how was settling in for you? HAHAHAHAHA
Pate: I request a caravan change.
Chris: sorry all my choices are final haha.
Pate: but but oh this is just not fair.
Chris: I know, anyway campers I would make teams for you, but due to the fact that it's not my choice in what the teams are.
Lil John Jr: yea you are I can't think of any.
Chris: well writers decision I make the choices but because you gave me the power I'll let you pick which caravan you want to join your team which caravan John?
Lil John Jr: sweet and easy choice the reds are with us.
Reds: yes good support
Chris: good now for the names, alright the reds and blues are now known as the "The Ultimate Thrice Creams."
Chowder: ULTIMATE THRICE CREAM WHERE?
Chris: dude it's your team name I don't have any thrice cream ok?
Chowder: (slightly saddened) ok.
Chris: alright then the green and yellow caravans team is now be "The Master Chefs."
Mung/Endive: but I'm a master chef.
Chef: yea well I'm the master chef around here.
Chris: ok weird but anyway we will be moving on to the first challenge which I like to call HAHA "5 Shots In Hell."
Lil John Jr: huh what do we do?
Chris: simple you make a 5 minute movie for me to enjoy and the losers have to swim in chilli HAHAHAHA hence the term "In Hell."
Lil John Jr: damn I don't wanna swim in chilli it burns.
Chowder: MMM sounds awesome I don't care if I don't win.
Mung: well I wouldn't care if I lost because Endive would be burnt as well.
Endive: Mung will go in the chilli even if we win.
Chestnut: I'm here to win I won't lose this challenge.
Panini: I couldn't possibly stand the thought of being burnt but with my num nums by my side if we lose I don't care.
Shnitzel: *ha I'm made of rock this challenge will be easy for me.
Gazpacho: mother, help me.
Ceviche: oh my gosh if we win I'm gonna feel so bad because I don't wanna hurt Panini.
Pate: this challenge I cannot afford to lose.
Stilton: (sips soda then burps) I'm not losing.
Gorgonzola: Chowder will lose I don't care what happens to the others.
Marmalade: I can't swim in chilli it's bad for my makeup.
Truffles: I will not lose for I never lose.
Note: I just thought I'd have one of those don't you wonder what they're thinking.
Chris: but the winners get to have a dinner with their favourite foods.
(We split off into different directions)
The Ultimate Thrice Creams, Lil John Jr: well I suppose we should choose a team leader hey?
Chowder: I nominate you man
Lil John Jr: thanks Chowder but I don't have the right skills to be a leader.
Endive: of course you aren't the leader because I am and anyone who has a problem with that can try to face me.
Lil John Jr: I ain't scared of you.
Endive: aren't you now?
Lil John Jr: yea and what are you gonna do about Endive?
The team (except Endive): yea go Lil John.
Endive: fine I'm not the leader but you're not either.
Lil John Jr: fine, but if that is the case then who is the leader of our team.
Endive: I don't know.
Lil John Jr: I have an idea, let's all put our names in a hat and one by one we'll draw out names until there is only one name left, that name will be the team leader fair?
(5 Names later)
Lil John Jr: ok we only have three people left so team leader will either be Chowder.
Lil John Jr: Panini.
Panini: it'll be me.
Lil John Jr: and Shnitzel.
Shnitzel: *yea go Shnitzel.
Lil John Jr: next out is Shnitzel, wow who would've known that.
Shnitzel: *damn it.
Lil John Jr: alright the team leader is...
(I draw out the last name leaving the team leader to be)
Lil John Jr: drum roll please Shnitzel.
(Shnitzel bangs drums)
Lil John Jr: Panini, congrats team leader.
Panini: hooray this means I call the shots right?
Lil John Jr: yea but before you start, HOW ABOUT WE START FILMING.
Lil John Jr: look I didn't really care who the leader was as long as it wasn't Endive, but we all knew that Panini was gonna start making Chowder stay close to her. It would be great if we just started film
Panini: oh yea I forgot let's get started.
(The Master Chefs)
Ceviche: Pate how are we supposed to get anything done with a certain three team mates.
Pate: I agree, we are sure to lose this challenge unless we pick a team leader.
Gorgonzola: me and I don't care what you say I am team leader.
(Truffles gets angry)
Truffles: who put you in charge don't you know that I'm the best candidate for leader?
Gorgonzola: no lady you...
Truffles: don't you dare to speak to me like that again GOT IT!
Gorgonzola (scared): y-yes.
Marmalade: I guess she is team leader.
Stilton: (sips soda then burps) whatever I'm not a part of this.
Everyone: yes you are.
Stilton: (goes to drink soda but it gets knocked out of his hands) why did you do that?
Truffles: because we are sick of your burping.
Everyone: yea go Truffles.
Stilton: fine be stupid leader.
Truffles: alright lets film.
(20 minutes later)
Chris: alright I'm tired of waiting bring your creation to me.
The Ultimate Thrice Creams, Panini: here is our masterpiece.
(It shows us making a remix of all the times the contestants from Total Drama Island getting hit in the crotch)
Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, alright Master Chefs top that.
The Master Chefs, Truffles: here is our creation.
(The Master Chefs video shows the many times Chowder has rejected Panini)
Chris: dude that isn't very funny but I will say it had potential if one of them had gotten hurt physically or cried. So our clear winners are The Ultimate Thrice Creams.
The Ultimate Thrice Creams: YEA!
The Master Chefs: NO!
Chris: well Master Chefs it's, chilli time HAHAHA, and Ultimate Thrice Creams go enjoy your meal with FREE REFILLS? I'm not paying for free refills.
(30 minutes later)
The Master Chefs, Ceviche: this is burning me everywhere.
Stilton: and you think you're the only burning?
Pate: I agree with both of you, this is the worst pain I've ever felt.
Truffles: I've delt with worse.
Marmalade: why, why Chris why would you do this to us?
Chris: for mine and the viewers entertainment.
Gorgonzola: this is nothing to me.
The Ultimate Thrice Creams, Chowder: FOOD!
Panini: this is perfect.
Lil John Jr: ha ha this is the best.
Mung: I could get used to this.
Endive: never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying myself here.
Shnitzel: *divine just divine.
Chestnut: oh yes Chestnut's small but his stomach is tall.
Gazpacho: yes I've never had a meal this good.
(Later that night at Golden Chris's)
Chris: welcome to the first Golden Chris's Awards Master Chefs, so how did you HAHA enjoy the swimming?
The Master Chefs: GRR!
Chris: ok just breaking the tension. And the first Golden Chris goes to Ceviche, Truffles, Pate, Kimchi, Marmalade, and the final Golden Chris goes to... Gorgonzola, meaning Stilton you're out.
Stilton: I don't care all of you are losers anyway.
Chris: uh hate to break it to you but you're the real loser because you're going to the lamosuine. Glad we have them instead of the boats now.
(At the dock)
Stilton: why do you have a dock to drive on back to the city?
Chris: We're on a budget, anyway you won't be missed so goodbye Stilton.
Stilton: whatever cya losers.
Chris: well that concludes the 1st episode of Total Drama Chowder 2 Total Drama Action I bet you knew he was gonna get kicked out but I bet you didn't see who the team leaders were gonna be, and stay tuned for next episode it just gets juicier and juicier HAHA! It also will reveal some big secrets but until then stay tuned for the next Total Drama Chowder 2.
Hosts: Chris Maclean, and Grandmaster Chef.
Contestants: Chowder, Panini, Gorgonzola, Mung, Truffles, Shnitzel, Ceviche, Pate, Gazpacho, Marmalade, Chestnut, Kimchi, Endive and Lil John Jr.
Voted off Contestant: Stilton.
The Voters: you the readers, it's up to you folks out there not the campers in the show, even if it was I would have no idea who to vote off each chapter I write, thank you for reading my explanation even if it makes no sense at all.
Well readers that's it for my 1st chapter here WOW I had no idea I could write that much for a chapter 2,9 thousand words, but moving on, I'll be happy to take requests for movie challenges because this will be tough to keep writing movie challenges when you're trying to not copy Total Drama Action Completely. So all readers please leave your review on who you want kicked off the show until my next chapter this is Lil John Jr and I'm out.
Oh Yea I would just like to point out there will be a twist at the end.