Author's note
All right, folks, time for me to return to this kick ass fourth edition of the Cartoon Island series! Sorry for the wait but it will be worth the whole ordeal. Now then, let the fun begin!

Prologue: Pirates Attack!

"Escape from Cartoon Island"

"Somewhere off the coast of Toonatopia Island..."

As our story begins, we hear a familiar boy narrating, "From the personal log of Loud Kiddington: whenever it is quiet and such, I can always hear the monkeys..."

We see Loud closing his eyes, apparently not noticing the sword fighting noises around him as the hero kept on narrating. As he write in his log while opening his eyes, the pirate continues, "Who knew it has been a few years when yours truly had washed up on Toonatopia Island's shores? The only things that I have upon arrival was a silly name and one big urge to be the most greatest pirate ever."

In a flashback, we see Loud crawling on the beach of Toonatopia Island, looking up in determination as he yell, "I WANT TO BE A PIRATE!"

"In my humble pursuit, I didn't realize until then that I would come face to face with the evil Ghost/Zombie/Demon Pirate Dark Alex II, the most sinister squirrel to ever sail the seven seas?"

In various flashbacks, we see Loud's all time enemy, Dark Alex II, in his ghost, zombie, and demon forms as he yell out, "Yaaaarrr," repeatedly as if attacking his enemy.

Now we hear the hero narrates the next part happily, "And who would've suspected that my battles with Dark Alex II would give me a chance to meet the new love of my life, Toonatopia Island Governor Fifi Le Fume."

In a flashback, we see Fifi smiling towards the screen...then we see the skunk hitting her love various times, the final scene shows her knocking the hero right to the familiar ground on Indica, much to the surprise of his friends watching.

"As well as my efforts has allowed me to team up with samurai jack Ryan, his friends Mowgli and Melody, as well as his adopted brother Danny Fenton AKA Phantom, the halfa's wife Juniper Lee, and more heroes who helped me in my fights, especially when in my quest to win Fifi's hand would get me repeatedly dragged to a mysterious place called Cartoon Island?" Loud narrates some more.

We see Loud's group in front of the monkey head back on Cartoon Island, with the hero explaining in amazement, "That's the second biggest monkey head that I have ever seen in my whole life!"

"Next to some anyway." Ryan remark in amusement.

In a scene, we see Dark Alex II and T-Rex's final moments in Loud and company's previous battle with him on Cartoon Island. Our hero narrates, "Also, can anyone even guess that our last battle with Dark Alex II finally end him when we buried the asshole and T-Rex under a mountain of ice."

Dark Alex II scream as he notice the mountain of ice and T-Rex heading towards him, the bastard has time to brace himself as the stuff covers him like hell.

"Hell, not me to say the last. Back then, the only thing lame ass than my sword...is my wit." Loud narrates as he chuckles a bit. "Anyway, check me out now. Why, yours truly is married to the most beautiful governor ever to set food in the Toonian, the entire Tri-Island area shudders when my name is mentioned. Hell, my Plunder Bunny and I are heading our asses back to Toonatopia Island, after the most wonderful, sexiest honeymoon ever in the history of..."

"Loud!" An annoyed familiar voice snap, making Loud yelp as he spit out the pen that the boy was using to write in his log via his mouth. Oh, did we mentioned that our hero is tied up to a mast of the ship right now?

"Errr, hey honey?"

As Loud slides up, he watch his beautiful skunk wife Fifi fighting off a furious crazy as hell pirate. Frankly, a bunch of nasty villains decided to invade the couple's ship and take hostages. Our hero got tied up in the progress as the crew were fighting to save their ship.

As Fifi fight off the pirate with cannonballs firing all around, the bitc frowns as she exclaim, "Loud! Stop daydreaming and make yourself useful!"

"Right, we're under attacked by rogue pirates and you're daydreaming!" Kari exclaim as she, T.K. and the Digimon fight off their enemies. Eva grabbed two asses by the neck and knock them together, sending the two unconscious.

The ships fight continues with the crew fighting on deck, on ropes, etc. Loud knew that he got to help in someway but how? The hero glance at an enemy pirate while saying, "Hell, there's an enemy pirate fighting over there."

"Fighting a dinosaur with bad attitude problem!" Uther exclaim as he roar at the said enemy pirate, causing him to scream like a girl and run away with the dinosaur chasing him. "Coward! Come back and fight!"

"Hey guys? Mind leaving us alone? I can give you all my lunch money. Uh, HELLO? EXCUSE ME? Damn, I guess he doesn't want to talk to me at all.""

"'Milk money'? 'Pleading'? Is that the best you can do with these guys?" Mowgli ask Loud in disbelief as he pass by fighting a pirate. "I swear, it's like I don't know you anymore."

Loud decide on a different strategy, the hero glance at a brazier full of hot coals and knock the whole thing down. Our loud hero put one coal up with his feet, making him yelp as he play an intense game of hot potato with it. Loud didn't waste time as he turn around while still tied to the damn mast, kicking the coal over to an unlit cannon nearby.

During the fight, Ryan quickly fight alongside his adopted brother Danny and the halfa's wife June, with the Asian exclaiming, "Damn, what are we going to do? These guys clearly got some strategy. Shouldn't Loud help us right about now?"

"Our captain is tied up right now. He's clearly useless without us." Ryan said with a sigh. "How in the world can he do anything in his situation?"

Suddenly a blast is heard as the fight stop upon seeing everyone turned to see a cannon blasting a huge hole into the enemy ship, setting it on fire before sinking the whole vessel into the water. The bad guys gasp as they rush over to the railing where their own ship used to be at.

Ryan and his pals notice a grinning Loud, making them realize who has caused that cannon to go off, making Danny remark in amusement, "Useless without us?"

"Well, I was wrong before." Ryan said with a slight chuckle. The bad guys turn around and gasp as they saw Fifi and her pals pointing their guns right at them. "All right, give yourselves up if you know what's good for you."

Without their ship, the enemy pirates don't stand a hellva chance so they toss their weapons out and put their arms up in surrender. jjb88 smirks as he said to some of the crew, "Okay, take these dickheads to the cells. We will drop them off to the law enforcement on the nearest island on the way back home."

"Three cheers for Loud Kiddington." Draco the parrot exclaim. Some of the crew cheer for Loud as the rest take the enemy pirates to the cells on the ship.

Fifi smile lovingly to Loud as she comes over to the hero, cuddling to him while purring, "My little smugglecakes."

"Awwwww!" The crew said to Loud and Fifi in amusement. How cute for these two to have a romantic moment.

As the two cuddle a bit, Loud then ask sheepishly, "Uh, Fifi? Can you untie me now?"

A while later, once Loud is untied from the mast and the enemy pirates are dropped off at an island to be tried for their crimes, the ship continue its destination back to Toonatopia Island, the same island that started it all for Loud. As the journey continues, the crew begins to sing a song.

Crew: I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave-ho
Look out lad a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below

Ryan, hanging onto some rope to watch the sea, grins as he ask, "Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face . . . a perfect day to be at sea!"

"You got it, Ry!" Ryan's dog Sweetie bark happily to her master.

"Oh yes. Delightful." Uther groans as he puke over the side of the ship. The dinosaur is obviously seasick like hell.

"And I thought that Dinosaurs never got seasick. Eh, 'Mione?" A boy ask his girlfriend in amusement. This figure is a eighteen-year-old boy with messy dark brown hair, round glasses, green eyes, a red and black shirt, black pants, black shoes, and a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead. His name was Harry Potter

"You got that right, Harry." The girl said with a giggle. She is a eighteen-year-old girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, a light purple shirt underneath a gray jacket, and blue jeans, and white sneakers. Her name was Hermione Granger.

"Well, I'm glad to have such a loyal crew aboard my ship; a Samurai first-mate and his faithful dog, a halfa and his Te Xuan Zi wife, a jungle boy, a Princess, my beautiful Fifi, Ryan's magic friends, a loudmouth parrot-." Loud begins to say proudly.

"What?" Iago, one of Mowgli's long-time friends, ask in offensive.

"Sorry. Digimon trainers, a mouse, a cat who's best friends with said mouse."

"You got it!" A cat named Tiger and his mouse friend Fievel exclaim with smiles on their faces.

"And a seasick Dinosaur." Loud said with a chuckle, glancing toward Uther still throwing up like frigging hell.

"Wait a minute!" Uther exclaim as he glance at what he himself just threw up into the ocean. "I didn't have any corn, right?"

"Uther! Ewww!" The crew exclaim to the dinosaur in disgust.

"Sorry."

"This tide is rather calm." Danny said as he notes how calm the sea is today. "King Triton is in a friendly mood today."

"King Triton?" Harry ask Danny puzzled.

"Melody's grandfather and ruler of the Merpeople, Harry." Mowgli explains to Harry. "Thought every good sailor knew about him."

"Apparently not, Mowgli." Melody remark with a giggle.

"Merpeople?" Hermione ask with a scoff. "That's logically impossible in the Muggle world. It's nonsense."

"No it ain't nonsense." Ryan snap at Hermione as he wave a fish at the girl sternly. "It's the truth. I'm tellin' you, down in the depths o' the ocean they live."

Soon the fish slip free from Ryan's hold, slipping around Hermione and make her hellva scream before the little guy fell from the ship into the ocean below. The crew continues the song despite that.

Heave. ho. Heave, ho. In mysterious fathoms below.

The fish look up at the ship that he just escaped from, then sigh before leaving. Hell, that was a close one!

Author's note
Well, that's an interesting beginning, right folks? In the next chapter, the heroes return to Toonatopia Island, except there's no welcoming committee to greet them! They find out that Fifi was declared dead and her governor mansion is under threat of a wrecking catapult! Loud has to stop the whole madness some how. Read, review and suggest.

The extra scene comes from the opening of The Little Mermaid.