
Just something I typed up. Review if you want to add anything!
Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-21-13 - Published: 10-02-10 - id: 6369159
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Surprise surprise my little fellow band and guard friends. Didn't think I would update so soon did you hmmmmm? Did you doubt me?! Don't worry I doubted myself too hahah... So here's more! (Note: it's 2 am. I think I deserve to be a little odd right now Kay bye)
You know you're in guard when...
- You constantly crave the crappy show cafeteria food during winter guard withdrawals
- You can undress in front of large groups of people and it doesn't faze you because you're used to changing in any (usually crowded) areas for shows
- You always struggle to get your homework done for Monday because of weekend shows FML
- You call the guard moms of your friends just mom when you greet them because they might as well be
- When cleaning doesn't involved soap
- When you and your friend look at a show and say "Look how dirty that is!" And it's not in the inappropriate way
- You now know why men should not wear tights from experience
-You've been to every single school football game for free, but have never watched them play
- Someone asks what you do in your free time and you just awkwardly stand there cause you have no life outside of guard
- You've been made to do laps and push ups for not smiling
- You can navigate you way through schools you aren't even enrolled in because you've competed there
- You hate all of the cheer leaders at your school because apparently color guard is for 'weird' kids and they judge you for it
- You've walked into a bathroom only to find an entire half dressed color guard changing from another school(awkward...)
- You know that the hundredth of a point does count
- You have Pre-show rituals that you and your team mates do before competition
- You can go up two flights of stairs with a ski bag full of flags in a line of other fellow ski bag carriers
- You've almost been knocked unconscious because you were standing behind people carrying flag bags
Kay that's it for now! Hope you liked it ^-^
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