Author: BoxOfScraps PM
Bright Star Is BrightRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10-07-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6381538
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"Look at that star..." Man number one said. "It's so bright. It's...a bright star."
The other man next to him blinked a few times and looked around. "You know I have a feeling this isn't what this movie is actually about."
Iron Man quickly flew in and blasted the two away. "I am Iron Man, and you're damn right, I have no idea what this is about either."
"If you agreed with me, why'd you blast me?"
"Easy." He blasted the man again, because apparently it didn't kill him. "I am fuckin' Iron Man." He flew away.