|Lasso Of Truth
Author: BoxOfScraps PM
Because truth is in the rope of the beholder. Get it? Rope instead of eye? It's...it's a joke.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10-09-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6386573
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"And now...lasso of truth!" Wonder Woman tossed her lasso around the escaping villain and dragged him towards her. "At least I think that's what this thing does, at least in some version of this."
The villain muttered a bit, but then the lasso took its effect. "Secretly I'm very lonely. Also, I like to wear dresses on the weekends and pretend to be Princess Peach."
Wonder Woman stared at him for a moment before nearly releasing her grip. "You know, sometimes this thing works too well."
Iron Man flew in and blasted him away. "I am Iron Man, and did he just say he liked to wear dresses? And didn't you die before?" Wonder Woman nodded and quickly put the lasso around him. "I am Iron Man, and I like to kick ass and interrupt stories because I'm insecure about my own movies' success and I want to show people I'm totally kick ass because that pussy Tom Kenny who did my voice on that lame show totally got my awesomeness all wrong and THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS!" He quickly grabbed a hold of the lasso and tore it to pieces... then blasted Wonder Woman away. "I was totally lying, that thing had no effect on me. Yeah, let's-let's go with that." He quickly flew away.