|What does he do?
Author: Ryunn Kazan PM
Sorry about this. Itachi and Tobi ask Anko a question about what she and her sensei do when their alone. They get an answer alright! T/MRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Anko M. & Orochimaru - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10-14-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6397703
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Tobi and Itachi-11
Orochimaru-35 [What? Men in their 30's are sexy ESPECUALLY OROCHIMARU!]
This story isn't exactly what I'm use to writing, but after the idea came to me I just had to get it down.
Tobi and Itachi watched Anko play with a pair of dango sticks as she hummed a happy tune while somehow not spitting out the pieces of sweets in her mouth.
Itachi nudged Tobi "Are you going to ask her or not? These branches are scratching me everywhere!"
"What?" Tobi exclaimed in a whisper. "This was your idea!"
"But you were the one who was so damn curious!"
"What if she gets mad? Tobi doesn't want to make Anko-chan mad! She's ten years of pure cuteness!"
Itachi rolled his eyes. "Well I don't want to bring it up either. She knows you better anyway so just do it."
"I ain't asking her if she-"
Itachi and Tobi jumped back, holding each other and screaming like girls.
Anko pointed and laughed at them. "Funny!"
The two boys looked at the awkward position they were in and jumped up.
"Why were Tobi-san and Itachi-san hiding behind the bush?" Asked a pink cheek Anko while bouncing up and down her tiny shoed toes.
Itachi cleared his throat "Never mind that. Listen, Tobi wanted to ask you a question." He pushed Tobi forward.
Tobi looked back and forth at his friend and at the adorable Anko. "Um well…you see Anko-chan…" he fumbled with his shirt and grinded the heel of his shoe in the ground.
Anko smiled and bucked her face to his. "Yes?"
"Um…" his orange masked turned bright pink. "What do you and Orochimaru-sensei do when you're… alone?"
Anko's face lite up. "Oh we do all kinds of things!"
Itachi and Tobi exchanged excited and anxious looks. "What kind of things Anko?" Itachi asked sweetly.
"Well we talk and eat and…" she her lip as she tried to think of other things "sometimes we play games-"
"What kind of games?" Itachi and Tobi shrilled at the same time.
Anko thought for a moment. "Hmmm…sometimes we play board games…Oh! He taught me how to play shōgi and checkers!"
Tobi smacked his forehead. Itachi smiled warmly at Anko. "What we're trying to get across is…well…Anko you see…"
Tobi stomped his foot. "For Christ sake do you ever get in the sack with him?" he gasped after he said those words.
Anko's expression remained the same however. "Yeah!"
Itachi's and Tobi's eyes became the size of saucers. "No damn way…are you serious?"
"MH mm!" Anko nodded, her spiky haired head bobbling up and down. "Like during thunderstorms." Her tiny cute face went into a pout. "I get scared sometimes so he lets me sleep with him. We talk to each other until I fall back asleep."
Itachi slapped his forehead, his palm leaving a red mark. "I give up." He and Tobi shook their heads and were about to start leaving.
She jumped and added "And sometimes, Orochimaru-Sensei takes his clothes off and he lets me take mine off too."
Itachi and Tobi shot around. "Say what?" they said in illusion.
Anko smiled proudly as if she had won an award. "But it gets cold; my skin gets all goose bumpy. So he rubs my entire body to get me warm."
Itachi and Tobi closed in.
"Sometimes, if he's warm too, he'll play with my insides with his fingers."
"It feels good," she giggled "and it tickles too!"
Closer. Pale. Closer.
"One time he licked me there and I couldn't stop laughing. He tied my legs down so that I would be stiller. I could show you two one day if you like."
"Yes!" Tobi squeeked. Itachi hit him in the stomach. "Uh...that's not...well Anko...I just don't think so..." Itachi was still in shock and was having problems getting his words out.
"Oh but Itachi-san it'll be fun! I'll do exactly what Lord Orochimaru does!"
"Heck yeah!" Tobi cheered. Itachi punched him again, harder.
Anko smiled at the masked boy and turned back to Itachi "Come on Itachi I won't…Oh hi Sensei!"
Pale hand slapped down on the boys shoulders. Itachi's eyes shrunk and Tobi screamed like a girl and flew ten feet in the air, landing back beside Itachi.
Orochimaru walked past them and placed a hand on Anko's head. "And what are you three up to?"
"Itachi-san and Tobi-san wanted to know what kind of games we played!" Anko revealed, smiling at the two cowering boys with large eyes.
"Is that so..." Orochimaru stare at them. They pointed to each other. "It was his idea!" they accused one another.
Orochimaru rolled his eyes and scooped Anko up in his arms. "Let's go home Anko."
"Fun time?" Anko winked at the boys as her sensei carried her off.
"Yes dear, fun time."
The two Uchiha's watched them with pale complexions while their mouths hung open. "I can't believe it...!"
"Poor innocent Anko!" Tobi cried. Large beads of tears poured out of his eye hole
Itachi placed a hand on Tobi's shoulder. "It might not be all bad, she did seem happy after all."
Tobi's hand intertwined with his. "You're right. As long as out little nee-chan is happy, that's all that matters."
They stood silently in that position for a while, avoiding each others eyes until finally Tobi spoke. "Maybe...it would be something fun to try out...Anko-chan did say it was fun."
Itachi shrugged. "You got the time?"
Tobi nodded excitedly.
Itachi sighed and bit the inside of his mouth. "My house. Tonight at 8. And bring some rope and a blind fold."
Tobi's head cocked to the side "Why that stuff."
Itachi eyed him nervously. "...it's more fun that way…trust me."
Tobi's legs locked together and his mask turned bright red.
"Alright Anko..." Orochimaru yawned as he sat his apprentice down on the bed.
Anko stared at him with apprehension. "You're not going to tie me down again are you? It kinda hurt last time when you cut the ropes off."
Orochimaru rubbed her cheek reassuringly. "No dear. But you'll learn to love those kinds of things when you're older."
Anko smiled slightly. "You're going to be here when I grow up?"
Orochimaru looked into her childish eyes, so innocent but so lustful. He would love to see them when she was older and how much of the innocence and lust was still there. He kissed her cheek.
"Yes darling, I'll always be here..."