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Truth or Dares
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Kenziegirl13 PM
I know Truth or Dares... Almost Every one dose them! lol But this one is Mine! YAY! I Hope you Like it! : I Want this to be Funny Funny Funny!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 10-15-10 - id: 6400498
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I'm Sorry for not making chapter 4 sooner! FORGIVE ME! Time to start! Some times I will be Written as "Me" or "Kenzie"… sorry .

*Kenzie and Kendra Back up against a wall with a lot of angry animals Looking at them*

AngryAnimals: ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR!

Kenzie: I know I know! But… you see… I had no time and… Forgive me…

Skipper: WHY SHOULD WE FOR GIVE YOU!

Kendra: Well you see we have school and… Forgive us!

*Kenzie and Kendra Start crying*

Kenzie and Kendra: Please! :(

Animals: *Thinks* Fine!

Skipper: But if you leave us locked in here for a year again… You will pay!

Kenzie: Thank you guys! :) *Looks at camera* O.o That was on… we… uh…

Kendra: Well it looks like its time to start T OR D! With your Host-!

*Spot light on a stunned Kenzie*

Kendra: Kenzie! … *looks at Kenzie* KENZIE! Snap out of it!

Kenzie: Oh… Looks like its time for T and D! Now for the First ones!

OrangeSugar: Hey, it's me NeonIcing from deviantart! XDD
Okay, so... Here are mines dares and truths!:
(if you let OCs come one) Kowalski, I dare you to... make out with my OC Lacy for the next half-hour!
Skipper, I dare you to sing Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana!
Private, truth question: Who would win at a slap-fight, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?
Kendra, truth question: Is it Always Sunny in Philadelphia? XD (TV show reference)
Well, before I get beaten by them... *runs off laughing deviously*

Lacy: *Falls from Sky* How did I get here?

Kenzie: Your In a T or D!

Lacy: Don't you people get tiered of these? Ok… What do I have to do?

Kenzie: I will tell you later… But now! Skiperlin-

Skipper: Call me that again and you will get hurt!

Kenzie: Well being locked in a room for a year has made you a grumpy one… I want you to sing! :D

Skipper: No!

Kenzie: Yes! START THE SONG!

Kowalski: Who are you yelling at?

Kenzie: The sound Guy.

Sound guy: Just a Second… Found it! *Starts song*

Skipper: She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for a weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey
wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

...your advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on Angel Hair and babys breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
...Your advice

She has me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could Eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey!
wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
Your advice
Your advice

Lacy: He Sings bad…

Kenzie: *Whispers* I know… just humor him…

Skipper: I really don't like both of you….

Kenzie and Lacy: Thank you Skippy!

Kenzie: Now! Question time! First Private!

Private: Yes?

Kenzie: Who would win in a slap fight? Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?

Private: Lindsay! No… wait…. Britney! No… Um… Wait… maybe… Britney… No… um… Pass….

Lacy: Its Lindsay… I told you that… And What am I here for?

Kenzie: Don't worry lacy your next… after a Question for Kendra! Now Kendra… Is it Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Kendra: Yes! No… Wait… No! No… Um…Wait… maybe… No… um… Pass….

Kenzie: Poor Kendra and Private… Now Lacy and Kowalski! Get over here!

Kowalski: What do I have to do now…

Lacy: Yeah… What do I have to do and why do I have to be with him?...

Kenzie: Because for the next half an hour you will be kissing! *Thinking: I might like Kowalski but its still funny! MWA HA HA HA!*

Lacy: OrangeSugar is going to die…

Kowalski: Surprisingly this will not be the most tribal thing that happen so far… *Kisses Lacy*

Kenzie: Next Person!

mutated-ducks-rule: Aww man, no beavcoons or a mountain load of cupcakes. :(
So to make it up for the lack of cupcakes, I dare Private to eat 2 mountain loads of cupcakes and wear a pink gorilla suit.
Kendra to buy a cow.
Kowalski to find a do-do bird.
Rico to push either Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, or the Jonas bros off a sky scraper(I wanna see which one he hates the most)
And for Kenzie to eat a burrito.
Watch out for cars... and Smokey the bear

Kenzie: I know I'm sorry I forgot the Cupcakes… So Private Time for 2 MOUNTAIN LOADS OF CUPCAKES! Who is to put on the Pink Gorilla suit? I'm just going with both of us!

*Kenzie and Private In Pink Gorilla Suits*

Private: We are twins now! :)

Kenzie: YAY! Ok Private go play in your cupcakes!

Private: YAY! *Jumps Into cupcakes*

Kendra: Now! Its my turn!

Every one but Private: Why?

Kendra: Because! Now whats next? Oh! Brb I need to go get the cow! *Gos and Comes back with cow* I'm naming her Milky… Kowalski go find a Do-do Bird! *Sees him kissing Lacy* Both of you can go look… I guess…

*Kowalski and Lacy stop kissing for a little to leave*

Kendra: Rico! Who is it you will push off the sky scaraper?

Rico: Justin! *pushes Justin off Very Large Sky scrapper*

Kenzie: Theres an air bag down there for him right?... *looks at Kendra and Rico*

Kendra and Rico: Maybe….

Kenzie: Kendra!

Skipper: Rico!

Kendra: Relax there is…

Skipper: Fine…

Kenzie: But if hes dead so are you!

Private: *comes out of the cup cakes for a sec* Do you like him Kenzie?

Kenzie: No… But I don't hate him and I do not like it when people die!

Private: Ok! :) *Gos back in*

Kendra: Next! Lets see… OH! Kenzie Here! *Tosses a burrito*

Kenzie: What? *Catches burrito* YES! MINE! *Eats it whole* Yummy! Ne-

Kendra: NEXT!

Blazengirl410: I'm back!
1. I dare Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico to sing Material Girl!
2. I dare Private to sing I Can't Be Tamed!
3. First of all, buy a HUGE buffet table with AMAZING food. I dare everyone there to watch Kenzie and Kendra eat as much as they want. And the aniamls that are watching can't eat anything on the table.
4. I dare everyone to watch 5 hours(each) of Barney, Handy Mandy, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Dora!

Kenzie: Ok Skipper! You and-

Kendra: Kowalski and Rico have to sing Material girl!

*Kowalski and Lacy come back with a Do-do bird in a cage*

Kenzie: Start the-

Kendra: MUSIC!

Skipper: Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

Kowalski: They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are

All: Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Rico: Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Skipper: Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are

All: Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat]

Rico and Kowalski: Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

All: A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Kowalski: Why is that you make us sing these?

Kenzie: I don't… They do… *Points to Camera*

Kowalski: Kenzie that is a Camera. It can not force people to do things…

Kenzie: Yes it can…

Camera: KOWALSKI ITS NOT BEEN HALF AND HOUR YET! KISS LACY NOW!

Kowalski: *Jumps In to Kenzies Arms* I don't like being here…

Kenzie: *Still in gorilla suit hugging Kowalski tight* :3

Kowalski: This was a bad idea I see…

Kendra: Private Sing now! :)

Private: ok! What song?

Kenzie Cant be tamed by-

Kendra: Miley cirus. Start the Music!

Private: For those who don't know me,
I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way,yep
24 hours a day
'cause I'm hot like that

Every guy, everywhere
just gives me mad attention
Like I'm under inspection
I always gets a ten,
'cause I'm built like that

I go through guys like money
flyin' out the hands
They try to change me
but they realize they can't
And every tomorrow is a day I never plan
If you're gonna be my man understand

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

If there was a question about my intentions,
I'll tell ya
I'm not here to sell ya
Or tell you to go to hell
(I'm not a brat like that)
I'm like a puzzle
but all of my pieces are jagged
If you can understand this,
we can make some magic,
I'm wrong like that

I wanna fly,
I wanna drive,
I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

Well I'm not a trick you play,
I'm wired a different way
I'm not a mistake,
I'm not a fake,
It's set in my DNA
Don't change me
Don't change me
Don't change me
Don't change me
(I can't be tamed)

I wanna fly,
I wanna drive,
I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know

I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be blamed
I can't, can't, I can't, can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be, can't, I can't be tamed

Kendra: Now we need a big Buffet Table!

*Table with food on it appears*

Kenzie: *Drops Kowalski on floor* FOOD!

Kowalski: Ow… *Rubs his head*

*One Dinner later*

Skipper: I cant believe you 2 didn't share…

Kendra: We would have but we could not for it was the dare…

Private: I ok… I still go my cupcakes! :D *Jumps back into Cupcakes*

Rico: *Looks at Kendra and Kenzie with mean look on his face*

Kenzie: Oh get over it! Time for-

Kendra: Cartoons! First Is Barney!

*5 hours of Barney Later*

Skipper: I hate that Hippie Dino!

Kenzie: Next is-

Kendra: Handy many!

Kenzie: I Love Handy many!

*5 hours of Handy many*

Kenzie: That was great! Whats next?

Kendra: Mickey mouse club house!

Kenzie: That's ok…

Kowalski: I hope this is the last.. I can't take them asking such simple questions!

Kenzie: No. After Mickey is-

Kendra: DORA!

Kowalski: NO!

*5 hours of Mickey and 5 hours of Dora*

Private: That was fun! Can we watch the Lunacorns next?

Every one but Private: NO!

Private: OK… :(

Kenzie: Now For the-

Kendra: NEXT ONES!

Kenzie: *Thinking: WHY DOSE SHE KEEP INTERUPTING ME!*

musicluver99.8: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE MY TURN XD
Skipperlina you must put on a sparkely pink dress until someone dares it off
blowhole and kowalski do either of you know why 1+1= window? i do! and whoever knows will be the smartest of the two!
rico you have to EAT SOAP and those fishcakes
PRIVVAAATTTEEE HEHEHEHEHE YOUR NEXT you must FIGHT A BADGER if you lose you must destroy the lunacorns if you win... RICO WILL DESTROY THE UNICORNS AND YOU MUST WATCH!
hehehehehehehehheheeee well thats all for now layterz PEACE!

Skipper: If one more person calls me that I will Make them pay!

Kendra: *Hands Skipper dress* Put this on! :3

Skipper: NO!

Kendra: NOW! *Jumps on skipper and puts dress on him* There all better!

Kenzie: Kowalski! Blowhole! Why dose 1+1= Window?

Kowalski: Well you see that's wrong… It would be 2+2= window, because a window has-

Blowhole: Because that girl said it dose… Ha I'm the smartest!

Kowalski: NO! I AM! You did not even try that!

Blowhole: I'm the smartest!

*Kowalski and Blowhole get into a battle to see who is the smartest*

Kenzie: Rico Here is some Soap…

Kendra: And here are the fish cakes!

Kenzie and Kendra: Go eat them!

*Rico in corner of room eating fish cake then soap*

Private: Do I have to…

Kendra: Yes….

Private: Ok… *Fight Badger but looses* No…

Lunacorn toy: Why Private Why?

Private: I'm Sorry Lunacorn! *Chops head of o Lunacorn with an Ax* NO!

Kenzie: Well… It seems almost every one is in tears here…

Kendra: Not us… I had a good Meal! Got to watch a Ton of Kiddie shows! And Got a cow… Im all good…

Lacy: I was here for one thing… ONE! And it was not even very good… I Hope I get T or D's Next Time.

Kenzie: Me too… All I got was A burrito and a dinner… I wanna do stuff…

Lacy: Any way… I guess we finish is now…

Kenzie: Yeah…

Kendra: Good Night Everyone!

Kenzie and Lacy: Bye Bye!

*Camera shuts off*

And there you have it the 4th chapter of T or D! Thank you and sorry it took so long! Please send in truths and dares! BYE BYE!

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