|Liar Game: The Characters Outside the Game
Author: Forrester-400 PM
It describes an exaggerated version of the characters' and how they get along; or rather how they do not. This story takes place after the 4th round of Liar Game, but it doesn't spoil much for those who are just starting the manga. 1st chapter long. EnjoyRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 03-20-11 - Published: 10-23-10 - id: 6419429
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[In Dr. Akiyama's Psychological Consultation Office, DAPCO for short]
Person1: "The doctor will see you now."
Nao: "Thank you!"
[Person1 directs Nao to the room]
Person1: "Wait here, the doctor will be with you soon!"
[Loud sounds start outside]
Aki: "Get off! You're session is over."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "But I don't want to leave you!"
Aki: "Then schedule another appointment for longer time."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "I want to be with you forever! Aki, I love you!"
Aki (sighs): "Security..."
Person1: "Sorry, I should have been here sooner but I was escorting your new client."
Aki: "Okay, but do we really have to have her on the schedule?"
Person1: "It's a him and he provides our office with substantial money."
Aki (pointing to Tranny [Fukunaga]): "That's a him?"
Person1: "Yup. Now attend to your next client. She's in room 2A."
[Person1 hauls Tranny [Fukunaga] off while Aki enters the room Nao's in and closes the door]
Aki: "Welcome. Please take a seat."
[Nao lies down on Aki's couch]
Nao: "Ahh, this is comfy!"
Aki (thinking): "She looks so normal, this will be a refreshing change."
Aki: "Well, let's get started. What is your problem?"
Nao: "I believe whatever people tell me."
Aki: "...Is that so...? Surely you can't believe EVERYTHING you are told. I mean, if I told you I was a canine in disguise, you wouldn't believe me, now would you?"
Nao: "...I...I suppose you're right...*looks at Aki's hair intently*"
Nao: *still stares at Aki's hair intently*
Aki: "...Nao, you're not going to find any dog ears under my hair."
Nao: "Oh! I-I'm sorry! Sorry! *sweat drop*" (He must be regretting telling his secret to me!)
Aki: (This is more serious than I thought...) "Now, Nao, when did this...unwavering trust start to emerge? Was there a certain indecent...?"
Nao: "Um...since birth, I think. I mean, I can't remember a time where I ever, um, suspected anyone of anything foul..."
Aki: "I see...*mutters* this might be a lot more complicated than I thought..."
Nao: "What was that?"
Aki: "Nothing, let's continue."
Nao: "I'm sorry but something's bothering me, can I ask you about it?"
Aki: "That's what I'm here for."
Nao: "Do you have to wear a flea collar or something?"
Aki: "I'm not secretly a canine! I'm human!"
Nao: "Okay. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
Aki: "Anyway, well the only solution is anti-trust exercises."
Nao: "What are those?"
Aki: "I'm not sure myself, but I'll come up with something."
Nao: "I trust you will."
Aki: "How could you have been naturally trusting from birth?"
Nao: "Well... I don't know."
Aki: "To finish off this session, tell me some times trusting has gotten you in trouble."
Nao: "Um, well...there was that one time in 3rd grade..."
Aki: "Yes, go on?"
Nao: "I, uh, was playing with the hoola hoops at recess time. This boy came up to me and said, 'That's MINE!'. So I gave it to him. Then he, uh, sorta started to hit me with it..."
Aki: "...Did you really believe that hoola hoop was his?"
Nao: "Oh, well, I'm sure he wouldn't lie..."
Aki: "I hate to break this to you, Nao, but he DID."
Nao: "! What? Oh, no! I'm sure you are quite mistaken!"
Aki: "...Let's move on then. Can you tell me of any other times where trust has failed you?"
Nao: "I pulled up to a bank and..."
Aki: "What happened?"
Nao: "I thought you could read my mind. That's why I stopped."
Aki: "I'm a psychologist, not a psychic."
Nao: "Are you sure?"
Aki: "Of course I'm sure! If you want a psychic, go next door."
Nao (while getting up to leave): "Thank you!"
Aki (thinking): "I can't lose her! She's my most sane patient."
Aki: "Wait! You haven't finished your session!"
Nao: "I'll just pay you now and visit the psychic."
Aki (thinking): "must... not... let... her... GO!"
Aki: "Wait! At least finish your story!"
Nao: "Okay. This guy with a duffel bag ran out of the bank, got in, and told me to drive. I asked where he needed to go and he told me he needed to see his wife in the town over because she was in the hospital. I felt so moved and drove him there as fast as I could with the police on my tail. The man then said that if I got the police shook off the police that his wife would make it. So, I did that. Later I found out he was single."
Aki: "Did you think for one second that he was a bank robber?"
Nao: "Not really... I was thinking about his wife."
Aki: "I never would have thought someone like you existed if I didn't see you..."
Nao: "Thank you!"
Aki: "That wasn't a compliment…"
Nao: "Well, I'm going to go to the psychic across the way...it was very nice speaking with you!"
Aki: "Ah, nice to speak with you, too. *Nao exits* WAIT! Don't forget to pay at the front desk!"
Nao enters the fortune teller shop...place...yeah. She enters it.
Mysterious Voice: "Yes...yes...enter, my child..."
Meanwhile, Aki is stewing over the loss of his one and only sane patient.
Aki (mumbling): "I can't believe I let her walk away..."
Patient: "...and then he tells me he's been cheating on me for MONTHS! I have never been more..."
Aki: "Now I have to listen to this drama queen rant on about her life..."
Patient: "Wha-What? But, I thought you would understand! *bawls*"
(Patient continues bawling)
Aki: "Why does everyone sane in my life always leave me?"
(Aki receives a text)
Text: "I'll be sane if you agree to be with me! LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"
Aki (shudders): "How did he even get my number? Wait... how did he know what I was talking about?"
(Aki receives another text)
Text: "I got it from your secretary. As for how I know what you're talking about, I planted a bug. LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"
Aki: "How could she do that to me?"
(Aki receives a third text)
Text: "I love you now and forever my sexy Aki . LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"
(Nao at the fortuneteller's shop)
Nao: "Thank you! So kind."
Mysterious Voice: "What do you want to know... my child?"
Nao: "Wait, am I your child?"
Mysterious Voice: "No! Honestly, it's just a phrase."
Nao: "Then can you tell me about my future?"
(Aki receives yet another text)
Text: "YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE?" Tranny [Fukunaga]&Aki4eva11/23/10
Aki: (screams in horror) "NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
(Aki receives another text.)
Text: "Oh right, right. This better?-" Akilicious311/23/10
Aki: "No, I mean I'm not together with you!"
New text: "...but we will be soon!" HunkyAkiandTran-Tran2010
Meanwhile, in the fortune teller shop...
Nao: "Tell me my fortune! :D"
Mysterious Voice: "Yes, yes...all right...I see you in an office...yes...with a man. Kinda a nerd, actually...wait. Yes, I'm getting a name! Wait, what are you-?...SNICKERDOODLES!" (Nao hears someone falling off a chair)
Nao: "W-What is it? What's wrong?"
Mysterious Voice: "WTH are you WEARING? Oh no. We're gonna have to change THAT part of you future, that's for sure. Uh-huh. *snaps fingers*"
Text: "I already changed my status! It's facebook official! ILessThanThreeSexyAki "
Aki: "I don't even have a facebook account!"
Text: "You do now! I got a sexy pic of us as our profile pics! A&Theadoverheels "
Aki: "How did you get a picture?"
Patient: "What about my problems?" *sobs* "You don't even care!"
Aki (annoyed): "Sorry but I'm kinda busy!"
Patient: "You never cared about me!"
(Aki tunes Patient out and receives a new text)
(In the fortune teller's shop)
Nao: "What was I wearing? I know everything in my wardrobe and I love it all!"
(Mysterious Voice whispers a description of the clothing)
Nao: "But that's what I'm wearing now!"
Mysterious Voice: "Ughh... You're gonna have to get rid of it before you go anywhere else. I'm lucky it's almost pitch black in here that way I don't have to see it."
Nao (sobbing): "How could you say that about my favorite article of clothing?"
Text: "So when's our next date?" Aki_is_my_SEXYBEASTIE2010
Aki: "We were never dating! I'm ending this conversation right now! *turns off phone*"
A scream of horror can be heard off far in the distance.
Aki: " O_O; Oh crap." Our favorite Tranny [Fukunaga] bursts through the room.
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "AKI! WE LOST CONNECTION! I didn't want you to think I hung up on you or anything...so I came to see you!"
Aki: "ARRGG! That's it! *turns to patient* Tranny [Fukunaga] needs my help more than you! LEAVE!" *Patient runs off sobbing*
Mysterious Voice: "...Now for the rest of your fortune. Yes, yes...I'm seeing you and the nerd-man in an office...Frankly, honey, you could do better. Hmm-Hm. Anyway...AH! I'm getting something else...! The nerd is telling you something important!"
Nao (completely forgetting the bash to her fashion sense): "Yes, yes? What is it?"
Mysterious Voice: "Go to the psychiatrist's across the way to find out!"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Now we can get down to business my ultra-sexy Aki!"
Aki: "What business are you talking about or do I even want to know?"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "You should know! Afterall our wedding will be perfect!"
Tranny [Fukunaga] (ignoring Aki's remark): "I'll soon be Mrs. Aki!I already picked out my wedding dress!"
Aki (unable to control himself): "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "I thought you'd like to be the man, but if you don't I can get you a dress! You'd look soooo sexy even in a dress!"
Aki: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Tranny [Fukunaga] (fantasizing): "You'll look drop-dead sexy in the tux I got you !
Nao: "You mean the one I was just at?"
Mysterious Voice: "Of course, and don't forget to pay the bill on the way out!"
Nao: "How much is it?"
Mysterious Voice: "500"
Mysterious Voice: "Yup, 500 thousand yen."
Nao (curious to find about what important thing she's going to find out): "I'll pay you later."
Mysterious Voice: "Wait!"
(Nao was already gone and heading towards the Psychiatrist's office)
Mysterious Voice: "Honestly! I should charge them before I tell them anything!"
Nao: "Well, I guess I'll just go back to that psycho office again..."
(in the psycho office...)
Aki: "WE'RE NOT HAVING A WEDDING. I'M NOT WEARING A TUX. WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING OUT. AT ALL."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Don't like the stress, dear? It's okay. We can get married Hollywood style! No one has to know!"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Oh Aki, my sexy love!" *glomps Aki*
Aki: "ARRGG! GET OFF!"
Nao walks in the door.
Nao: "Oh my! I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to interupt or anything!" *dashes out of the room*
Aki: "WAIT! You gotta save me!"
TO BE CONTINUED…