[In Dr. Akiyama's Psychological Consultation Office, DAPCO for short]
Person1: "The doctor will see you now."
Nao: "Thank you!"
[Person1 directs Nao to the room]
Person1: "Wait here, the doctor will be with you soon!"
[Loud sounds start outside]
Aki: "Get off! You're session is over."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "But I don't want to leave you!"
Aki: "Then schedule another appointment for longer time."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "I want to be with you forever! Aki, I love you!"
Aki (sighs): "Security..."
Person1: "Sorry, I should have been here sooner but I was escorting your new client."
Aki: "Okay, but do we really have to have her on the schedule?"
Person1: "It's a him and he provides our office with substantial money."
Aki (pointing to Tranny [Fukunaga]): "That's a him?"
Person1: "Yup. Now attend to your next client. She's in room 2A."
Aki: "Okay."
[Person1 hauls Tranny [Fukunaga] off while Aki enters the room Nao's in and closes the door]
Aki: "Welcome. Please take a seat."
[Nao lies down on Aki's couch]
Nao: "Ahh, this is comfy!"
Aki (thinking): "She looks so normal, this will be a refreshing change."
Aki: "Well, let's get started. What is your problem?"
Nao: "I believe whatever people tell me."

Aki: "...Is that so...? Surely you can't believe EVERYTHING you are told. I mean, if I told you I was a canine in disguise, you wouldn't believe me, now would you?"
Nao: "...I...I suppose you're right...*looks at Aki's hair intently*"
Aki: "..."
Nao: *still stares at Aki's hair intently*
Aki: "...Nao, you're not going to find any dog ears under my hair."
Nao: "Oh! I-I'm sorry! Sorry! *sweat drop*" (He must be regretting telling his secret to me!)
Aki: (This is more serious than I thought...) "Now, Nao, when did this...unwavering trust start to emerge? Was there a certain indecent...?"
Nao: "Um...since birth, I think. I mean, I can't remember a time where I ever, um, suspected anyone of anything foul..."
Aki: "I see...*mutters* this might be a lot more complicated than I thought..."

Nao: "What was that?"
Aki: "Nothing, let's continue."
Nao: "I'm sorry but something's bothering me, can I ask you about it?"
Aki: "That's what I'm here for."
Nao: "Do you have to wear a flea collar or something?"
Aki: "I'm not secretly a canine! I'm human!"
Nao: "Okay. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
Aki: "Anyway, well the only solution is anti-trust exercises."
Nao: "What are those?"
Aki: "I'm not sure myself, but I'll come up with something."
Nao: "I trust you will."
Aki: "How could you have been naturally trusting from birth?"
Nao: "Well... I don't know."
Aki: "To finish off this session, tell me some times trusting has gotten you in trouble."

Nao: "Um, well...there was that one time in 3rd grade..."
Aki: "Yes, go on?"
Nao: "I, uh, was playing with the hoola hoops at recess time. This boy came up to me and said, 'That's MINE!'. So I gave it to him. Then he, uh, sorta started to hit me with it..."
Aki: "...Did you really believe that hoola hoop was his?"
Nao: "Oh, well, I'm sure he wouldn't lie..."
Aki: "I hate to break this to you, Nao, but he DID."
Nao: "! What? Oh, no! I'm sure you are quite mistaken!"
Aki: "...Let's move on then. Can you tell me of any other times where trust has failed you?"

Nao: "I pulled up to a bank and..."
Aki: "What happened?"
Nao: "I thought you could read my mind. That's why I stopped."
Aki: "I'm a psychologist, not a psychic."
Nao: "Are you sure?"
Aki: "Of course I'm sure! If you want a psychic, go next door."
Nao (while getting up to leave): "Thank you!"
Aki (thinking): "I can't lose her! She's my most sane patient."
Aki: "Wait! You haven't finished your session!"
Nao: "I'll just pay you now and visit the psychic."
Aki (thinking): "must... not... let... her... GO!"
Aki: "Wait! At least finish your story!"
Nao: "Okay. This guy with a duffel bag ran out of the bank, got in, and told me to drive. I asked where he needed to go and he told me he needed to see his wife in the town over because she was in the hospital. I felt so moved and drove him there as fast as I could with the police on my tail. The man then said that if I got the police shook off the police that his wife would make it. So, I did that. Later I found out he was single."
Aki: "Did you think for one second that he was a bank robber?"
Nao: "Not really... I was thinking about his wife."
Aki: "I never would have thought someone like you existed if I didn't see you..."
Nao: "Thank you!"
Aki: "That wasn't a compliment…"

Nao: "Well, I'm going to go to the psychic across the way...it was very nice speaking with you!"
Aki: "Ah, nice to speak with you, too. *Nao exits* WAIT! Don't forget to pay at the front desk!"

Nao enters the fortune teller shop...place...yeah. She enters it.
Nao: "...Hello?"
Mysterious Voice: "Yes...yes...enter, my child..."

Meanwhile, Aki is stewing over the loss of his one and only sane patient.
Aki (mumbling): "I can't believe I let her walk away..."
Patient: "...and then he tells me he's been cheating on me for MONTHS! I have never been more..."
Aki: "Now I have to listen to this drama queen rant on about her life..."
Patient: "Wha-What? But, I thought you would understand! *bawls*"

(Patient continues bawling)
Aki: "Why does everyone sane in my life always leave me?"
(Aki receives a text)
Text: "I'll be sane if you agree to be with me! LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"
Aki (shudders): "How did he even get my number? Wait... how did he know what I was talking about?"
(Aki receives another text)
Text: "I got it from your secretary. As for how I know what you're talking about, I planted a bug. LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"
Aki: "How could she do that to me?"
(Aki receives a third text)
Text: "I love you now and forever my sexy Aki . LoverTranny [Fukunaga]99"

(Nao at the fortuneteller's shop)
Nao: "Thank you! So kind."
Mysterious Voice: "What do you want to know... my child?"
Nao: "Wait, am I your child?"
Mysterious Voice: "No! Honestly, it's just a phrase."
Nao: "Then can you tell me about my future?"

Aki: "Okay..."
(Aki receives yet another text)
Text: "YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE?" Tranny [Fukunaga]&Aki4eva11/23/10
Aki: (screams in horror) "NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
(Aki receives another text.)
Text: "Oh right, right. This better?-" Akilicious311/23/10
Aki: "No, I mean I'm not together with you!"
New text: "...but we will be soon!" HunkyAkiandTran-Tran2010
Aki: "GAH!"

Meanwhile, in the fortune teller shop...
Nao: "Tell me my fortune! :D"
Mysterious Voice: "Yes, yes...all right...I see you in an office...yes...with a man. Kinda a nerd, actually...wait. Yes, I'm getting a name! Wait, what are you-?...SNICKERDOODLES!" (Nao hears someone falling off a chair)
Nao: "W-What is it? What's wrong?"
Mysterious Voice: "WTH are you WEARING? Oh no. We're gonna have to change THAT part of you future, that's for sure. Uh-huh. *snaps fingers*"

Text: "I already changed my status! It's facebook official! ILessThanThreeSexyAki "
Aki: "I don't even have a facebook account!"
Text: "You do now! I got a sexy pic of us as our profile pics! A&Theadoverheels "
Aki: "How did you get a picture?"
Patient: "What about my problems?" *sobs* "You don't even care!"
Aki (annoyed): "Sorry but I'm kinda busy!"
Patient: "You never cared about me!"
(Aki tunes Patient out and receives a new text)

(In the fortune teller's shop)
Nao: "What was I wearing? I know everything in my wardrobe and I love it all!"
(Mysterious Voice whispers a description of the clothing)
Nao: "But that's what I'm wearing now!"
Mysterious Voice: "Ughh... You're gonna have to get rid of it before you go anywhere else. I'm lucky it's almost pitch black in here that way I don't have to see it."
Nao (sobbing): "How could you say that about my favorite article of clothing?"

Text: "So when's our next date?" Aki_is_my_SEXYBEASTIE2010
Aki: "We were never dating! I'm ending this conversation right now! *turns off phone*"
A scream of horror can be heard off far in the distance.
Aki: " O_O; Oh crap." Our favorite Tranny [Fukunaga] bursts through the room.
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "AKI! WE LOST CONNECTION! I didn't want you to think I hung up on you or anything...so I came to see you!"
Aki: "ARRGG! That's it! *turns to patient* Tranny [Fukunaga] needs my help more than you! LEAVE!" *Patient runs off sobbing*

Mysterious Voice: "...Now for the rest of your fortune. Yes, yes...I'm seeing you and the nerd-man in an office...Frankly, honey, you could do better. Hmm-Hm. Anyway...AH! I'm getting something else...! The nerd is telling you something important!"
Nao (completely forgetting the bash to her fashion sense): "Yes, yes? What is it?"
Mysterious Voice: "Go to the psychiatrist's across the way to find out!"

Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Now we can get down to business my ultra-sexy Aki!"
Aki: "What business are you talking about or do I even want to know?"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "You should know! Afterall our wedding will be perfect!"
Aki: "WHAT?"
Tranny [Fukunaga] (ignoring Aki's remark): "I'll soon be Mrs. Aki!I already picked out my wedding dress!"
Aki (unable to control himself): "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "I thought you'd like to be the man, but if you don't I can get you a dress! You'd look soooo sexy even in a dress!"
Aki: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Tranny [Fukunaga] (fantasizing): "You'll look drop-dead sexy in the tux I got you !

Nao: "You mean the one I was just at?"
Mysterious Voice: "Of course, and don't forget to pay the bill on the way out!"
Nao: "How much is it?"
Mysterious Voice: "500"
Nao: "Yen?"
Mysterious Voice: "Yup, 500 thousand yen."
Nao (curious to find about what important thing she's going to find out): "I'll pay you later."
Mysterious Voice: "Wait!"
(Nao was already gone and heading towards the Psychiatrist's office)
Mysterious Voice: "Honestly! I should charge them before I tell them anything!"

Nao: "Well, I guess I'll just go back to that psycho office again..."
(in the psycho office...)
Aki: "WE'RE NOT HAVING A WEDDING. I'M NOT WEARING A TUX. WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING OUT. AT ALL."
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Don't like the stress, dear? It's okay. We can get married Hollywood style! No one has to know!"
Aki: "UHG!"
Tranny [Fukunaga]: "Oh Aki, my sexy love!" *glomps Aki*
Aki: "ARRGG! GET OFF!"
Nao walks in the door.
Nao: "Oh my! I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to interupt or anything!" *dashes out of the room*
Aki: "WAIT! You gotta save me!"

TO BE CONTINUED…