|Edward Carnby Plays Alone In The Dark
Author: Doc Drabble PM
In which Edward Carnby plays Alone In The Dark, and gives an honest review.Rated: Fiction T - English - Horror/Humor - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-07-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6458971
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So anyway, Edward Carnby tiptoed through the creaky, spooky house, shooting monsters and running away from other monsters. Suddenly the lights went out, and he had no idea where he was. His eyes adjusted, and he saw a dim glow ahead of him. Heading towards it he found himself in a bedroom with a computer. On the screen it said:
Alone In The Dark
"I like games," thought Carnby, momentarily forgetting the terrors all around him. "Lets have a go then."
He sat down and began to play.
"This is awful!" he said after a few seconds. "Its so clunky, and the graphics terrible. Is that supposed to be me? Its crap!"
And around here, most folks say he was right.