Author: BlackPearl96 PM
Impatience has a crappy job at a cartoon company but then she is mudered, a crazy stalker dog comes to her aid and thus 'DogLady' is born. This story is a sequel for the movie 'Catwoman'.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 04-29-11 - Published: 11-11-10 - id: 6468160
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HEYY GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST STORY SO TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT... BY THE WAY THIS STORY IS WRITTEN AS A PARODY OF CATWOMAN, MY ALL TIME LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE, IT'S WORSE THAN FRUITY ROMANE MOVIES, OR BRIGHTLY COLOURED LITTLE KIDS MOVIES...
"No I won't do it!" Impatience screamed, " it took me forever to draw this and i won't change it!"
"But the nose needs to be bigger, the butt rounder, and his stomach more like 500 boulders, not 5!" her boss bill retorted, in a just as stressed out tone. "now change it!"
"NO! I won't" impatience screamed, "you evil OCD sttricken little man (SORRY IF THAT OFFENDS ANYONE BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BETTER RIGHT NOW...)
"Ohh, burn, that hurt. Now give him some skinny jeans to squeeze his elephant like legs into!"
" You godforesaken... godforesaken... look i can;t come up with a very good come back right now but give it a few minutes an-"
"Just change it! Or you're fired!"
Fine and why don't i give him a side kick? We'll call him Bill, he'll be tiny, balding and have a toocan beak for a nose!" she said in a sarcastic tone. And with that the stupid little dog that had been stalking Impatience for days tottered into the office, "Bark bark, woof" the dog said, then he suddenlly burst into flames but came back as the same type of dog 3 milliseconds later...
REMEMBER PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE STORY, I NEED TO KNOW SORRY IT'S SOO SHORT BUT 1. THIS IS MY FIRST STORY AND 2. LONG STORIES PISS ME OFF