Xena walks down the street and thought of Xena's boyfriend Ted. "I love Ted" Xena ruminated. Xena would think that Ted was coming back but sometimes Ted took a long time to come back. (See lotsa people think Xena is a lesbian but Xena is in love with men like Hercules and is not a lesbian. So I write Ted here). Xena sawed the sunlight like the moon in splendor over the beautiful blue depths of skyline calling at the wind.

"Oh I wish Gabriel was here so I can tell Gabriel I'm in love with Ted." Xena reminiced. "Oh but I am here!" Gabriel wheedled. Gabriel walked behind Xena 1 hour and Xena did not know! "Oh you suprised me!" Xena's laugh came from Xena's mouth and Xena was happy. Xena said "Guess what, Gabriel? I got married to a man named Ted. Ted's cute and Ted has brown hair and blue eyes and Ted wears jeans and a blue shirt." "Oh I am so happy." Gabriel told. Gabriel is not a lesbian either Gabriel loved men and so Gabriel wanted to marry a man as cute as Ted.
Then Ares appeared like a moon light beneath a sky. "Oh you are getting married! My sadness is so great." Ares was crying so hard and Gabriel said "Oh I 'm sorry you are so saddened." "What will I do without you Xena?" "Oh don't worry." "Yeah, don't. You will be so happiness."
But then Gabriel is suddenly loving Ares. "Ares I love yoU!" "Gabriel! My pretty girl like a moon in a non moon sky!" So Gabriel and Ares kiss. Xena is happy and Xena kisses Xena's husband Ted. And Xena and Gabriel and Ares and Ted all walk off in happiness.