I don't own Dancing Zombie or any of the characters from Plants vs. Zombies, which are owned by PopCap Games. Also, I do not own 'I Kissed a Girl', which is by Katy Perry.

This song is a Plants vs. Zombies parody of 'I Kissed a Girl' by Katy Perry, as requested by Kira the DaySlayer. I know you asked for 'I Kissed a Plant' or 'I Kissed a Zombie', but when I first saw the title of the song you asked for, I instantly had a (very persistent) brainwave, so I apologise since this wasn't what you asked for. I hope you enjoyed my version instead (and if you don't, feel free to lodge a complaint).

'I Ate a Zombie' (feat. Hypno-shroom)

Dancing Zombie:

This was never the thing I'd do, not my intention

I ate a 'shroom, pink and blue, and changed direction

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna eat you up

I'm curious for you caught my attention

Hypno-shroom:

I ate a zombie and I liked it

The taste of the brains in my teeth

I ate a zombie just to try it

I hope Dr. Zomboss hasn't seen

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I've betrayed my side

I ate a zombie and I liked it, I liked it

Dancing Zombie:

No, I don't care about your brains, it doesn't matter

You're playing in my taste-test game

Sure, it ain't my nature

It's not what zombies do

Not how they should behave

My brains are so confused, fuzzy today

Hypno-shroom:

I ate a zombie and I liked it

The taste of the brains in my teeth

I ate a zombie just to try it

I hope Dr. Zomboss hasn't seen

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I've betrayed my side

I at a zombie and I liked it, I liked it

Them 'shrooms they are so whimsical, soft skin, red eyes, so delectable

When eaten, they change your mind, too hard to deny it

Munch on friends, it'll seem innocent

Both:

I ate a zombie and I liked it

The taste of the brains in my teeth

I ate a zombie just to try it

I hope Dr. Zomboss hasn't seen

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I've betrayed my side

I ate a zombie and I liked it, I liked it

Please read (... or dance... or sing...) and review, or Dancing Zombie will eat your brains! And feel free to send in requests!

Note: my update times are very erratic, as I only update whenever I get inspiration. Sometimes I'll upload two song one after another, and sometimes I'll go for a month or two without updating. So don't expect any regular updates from me!