Author: Squirrel holding a bazooka PM
"Usagi-chan!" Luna exclaimed. "What have you done? You transformed in front of a CAMERA?" "Uh... I thought it would be a good way to find the other senshi?" Usagi lied. "I'm doomed, aren't I?"Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,937 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 09-04-11 - Published: 11-20-10 - id: 6491668
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I don't own Sailor Moon.
Things I have made AU/random stuff that you should know:
1. Mamoru knows he's Tuxedo Kamen
2. Usagi knows a lot more than she seems to
3. Usagi is on her own- has been the entire time, which is about three months
4. Mamoru and Usagi tolerate each other more than they do in most fics- in other words, Mamoru is smart enough not to take the insults too far
5. Mamoru owns a house, not an apartment (yes, I do have a reason)
"Usagi-chan, youma attack by the park," Luna declared, waking the sleeping teen. She jumped on the girl's stomach, causing her eyes to snap open.
"I'm awake, I'm awake," Usagi declared, hopping out of bed and grabbing her brooch off the nightstand. Whispering her transformation phrase instead of yelling and waking her parents, she breathed, "Moon prism power..." In a brief flash of light, Usagi's pyjamas melted into her senshi uniform. She opened her window and leaped out of it, Luna following. She jumped from the tree to the roof of her house and took off running, using the rooftops as a mode of transportation.
She arrived at the park in record time, grumbling to herself about why youma usually attacked at night. "There isn't even anyone awake to take energy from," she hissed under her breath. Speaking up and drawing the youma's attention, she shouted, "For waking me up in the middle of the night, you cannot be forgiven! I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
"Ah, Sailor Moon," the youma stated. "What an honor it is to meat you." Suddenly, a string of sausage links shot out at her.
She dropped to the ground and rolled out of the way as the youma shot more meat at her. "This is why I'm a vegetarian," she mumbled to herself, standing up. She removed her tiara and called out, "MOON TIARA ACTION!" She threw the discus, and it hit the youma in the neck at the same time a blood red rose did. It turned to dust when they hit, Sailor Moon's tiara flying back to her. "Thank you, Tuxedo Kamen," she called to the superhero standing on a tree branch.
He gave her a small nod before jumping off to... wherever the heck he jumped off to.
Usagi sighed and headed back to her house, knowing she wouldn't get more than an hour's sleep before she was awoken once again for school. She lazily transformed back into Usagi as she entered her room, leaving the brooch on her bedside table before falling into bed.
Luna sighed at her tired charge and bit the sheets, dragging them to cover Usagi's body. She lay down next to Usagi on the pink sheets, falling asleep herself in a matter of seconds.
The morning came too soon for Usagi, light pouring through the filmy light curtains with rainbows seeming to dazzle off them. Usagi moaned as she got out of bed and changed into her school uniform, making sure she attached the brooch to the bow. She scrambled down the stairs, nearly falling, but managed to grab her schoolbag and lunch without incident.
"Bye, mama! Bye, papa!" she called before exiting the house. She smiled as she checked her watch. She'd have time to actually talk to Mamoru-baka today. What a treat. She slowed down to a walk, knowing that Mamoru-baka's stalkerish ways wouldn't be able to combat her senshi speed. Thank Kami-sama for Fridays, she thought. Recently, it had been decided that Japan would no longer hold public school on Saturday mornings (actually true), and Usagi couldn't be happier. Not only did she get to sleep later, but she also got to put in more time to find the Dark Kingdom's headquarters.
"What, no running today, Odango?" a voiced asked. Usagi looked up. Wait- how did she wind up on her butt on the sidewalk? She must have been so distracted that she hadn't even noticed her morningly run-in with Mamoru-baka.
"No, Mamoru-baka, I'm early," she stated.
"So I've noticed," he replied. "You look terrible."
"Gee, thanks," Usagi replied sarcastically.
"I'll buy you some coffee," he stated, guiding her into Crown Arcade. He purchased the coffee from Motoki and handed it over to Usagi.
"Arigato, Motoki-onii-san, Mamoru-baka," she thanked them before leaving, the paper cup still in hand. She only finished drinking it as she got to the school, depositing the cup in the trashcan located outside the building. She walked into class and sat down next to her best friend, Naru. "Konnichiwa, Naru-chan," she smiled.
"Somebody's happy," Naru joked. "Run into the jerk again?"
Usagi chuckled. "Yes, but my awake-ness is due to the coffee I had on my way here," Usagi explained. The bell rang, silencing Naru before she could ask if Mamoru had bought her said coffee. The teacher came in, causing all the kids to rise to their feet.
"Ohayo, class," Haruna-sensei chirpped. She must have had a date the night before.
"Ohayo, Haruna-sensei," the class chorused, sitting down shortly after their teacher.
The seconds class ended, Usagi was out the door, headed towards the arcade. Along the way, though, she stopped dead in her tracks. She looked around before walking up to the cram school. She frowned. "Note to self: check out this place with Luna..."
"You thinking about going to cram school, Odango?" Mamoru asked. Usagi turned to see him. "Well, at least you'll finally get a brain- maybe."
"Shut up," Usagi rolled her eyes. "Now, if you don't mind, I've got to go." Usagi brushed past him and made her way to the arcade, only to be stopped by something unexpected once again. She swallowed nervously upon seeing a youma and many unconscious people lying in the streets. It didn't take her a second to decide. "MOON PRISM POWER!" she yelled. In that same flash of pink light, Usagi transformed into the one, the only, Sailor Moon. "Hey, slime bag," she caught the youma's attention. Slime bag? she thought to herself. Is that the best you can do? "Hurting all these innocent people is unforgivable! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
Sailor Moon removed the tiara and threw it at the youma, turning it to moondust. She checked around for a moment to make sure people were actually waking up before running off. There was no way she could go to the arcade now. She managed to hide in an alleyway to transform back and made it home in record time.
Little did she know, though, that there had been security cameras outside the bank she had fought near, and a news crew had a camera up on a stand before she transformed.
And there, my friends, is my wonderful little prologue. Please don't kill me for making another new fic. If you saw how many fic ideas I had on my computer, you would pass out from information overload. And my OCD-ness. Seriously, you should see the files on my computer! They're all organized and neat and I have files inside of files inside of files!