Woot woot! It's chapter 17. The last chapter! Don't worry, the sequel will
be coming soon. Thanks so much for the reviews! Thanks to Rev for the idea
for the wish and thanks to Zephyr the Divine One for this idea! THANKS SO
Disclaimer: Me: I don't own DBZ. Cell: No! I don't own DBZ! Me: I didn't
own it first! Cell: I didn't own it first! Me: Me! *shoves* Cell: No!
*shoves* Me: *falls down* Fine you didn't own it first.
Frieza and Zarbon brought a beach. They begin to advertise.
"Zarbon I think this is going to be great."
"Yes, I agree."
"No one will care if we walk on the beach naked because everyone's naked."
"Yes this is truly the greatest idea."
"Yes I'm so glad I thought of it."
Zarbon raises an eyebrow.
"Um Lord Frieza I thought of this idea."
"Oh…um…it was my idea!"
"No it wasn't!"
"I own you, so there for I own your ideas!"
"Yes way! Zarbon you're a wonderful right hand man, I don't want to kill
you and have Dodoria take your place."
"Uh yes right. I'm so glad you thought of this idea Lord Frieza."
Vegeta and Nappa are searching for the last dragon ball.
"Where could it be?"
"I don't know Nappa. Where haven't we looked?"
"Hmm…well we didn't look in South Carolina."
"Ok. Let's fly there."
Nappa and Vegeta fly to South Carolina.
"So where exactly are we Lord Frieza?"
"I believe this state is called South Carolina." (A/N: Who didn't see that
one coming? Again sorry to those that live there.)
"Hey look people are coming to our beach!"
"Geez it's really hot and I'm really tired Vegeta."
"I suppose we can take a break and continue the search later."
"Can we go to…"
"But I didn't finish."
"Fine where do you want to go?"
"Nappa I don't want to go to the beach."
"But think of all the hot women that will be there."
"Fine we'll go to the fucking beach! Are you happy?"
"Yea! Thank you Vegeta!"
"Yeah, yeah whatever."
Nappa and Vegeta fly to the nearest beach and land.
"Hmm…this appears to be a nude beach. We should check and make sure that
there are no high kis."
Nappa and Vegeta both feel for any kis.
"I don't feel any. Do you Nappa?"
"Ok let's go."
Nappa and Vegeta pull down their shorts and walk on a beach. (A/N: Eww I
have a mental picture of Nappa now! *bangs head on computer desk*)
"Let's sit here."
Nappa and Vegeta lay down on the sand.
"Ahh this feels nice."
"Vegeta can I bury you in the sand?"
*sniffle* "You never do anything fun! Please?"
Vegeta rolls his eyes.
Nappa jumps up and down.
"Ok I'll be right back."
Nappa runs over to a kid, punches him in the face and steals his toys.
"Ok, I have a shovel and a bucket."
Vegeta watches as Nappa digs a hole.
"Ok, now go in and I'll bury you."
Vegeta gets in the hole mumbling something about how he got stuck with a
baka. Nappa begins to fill the hole.
"Hey Zarbon do you want to go for a walk on the beach?"
Frieza and Zarbon take their clothes off (A/N: If they have any) and head
towards the beach.
Vegeta's head is sticking out of the sand. Nappa packs the sand down tight
making it difficult to move.
"Can I come out now?"
"No. I'm going to build a sand castle now."
Nappa skips over to the kid, who is rubbing his black eye. Nappa punches
the other eye and takes some more toys.
He skips back and starts to build a castle. Vegeta watches.
'I think the sun's really getting to him. Maybe he's cracking from seeing
Frieza naked so many times.'
"Oh! I have a great idea!"
"I'm going to build a mote and decorate the castle with pretty little
'Hmm…must be the sun.'
Nappa skips over to the water and fills the bucket with water. Vegeta looks
around the beach.
'Shit I feel two high kis!'
Vegeta looks around and spots Frieza and Zarbon walking toward him.
Nappa was busy picking up shells and holding them to his ear. Vegeta began
'Fuck they're naked!'
As they came closer, Vegeta squeezed his eyes shut. Frieza and Zarbon
walked over him. Vegeta sighed but felt something touch his head. (A/N:
'Oh shit that's fucking gross!'
Nappa came back.
"Hi Vegeta! Why do you have that look on your face?"
"You fucking son of a bitch! Do you know what you did!"
"You left me here, unable to move and Frieza and Zarbon came walking by. I
called to you, but you were to busy placing with fucking seashells! Then
they walked over me and Frieza's…"
"Eww! I'm so sorry Vegeta!"
"THIS IS SO FUCKING NASTY!"
"I hate you!"
"Please don't hate me! I'll make it up to you!"
"Um…you can relax in the hotel while I look for the last dragon ball?"
"Fine that will do for now."
Vegeta and Nappa fly to their hotel.
"Ok, you stay here and I'll look for the dragon ball."
Nappa ran out of the room. Vegeta ran to the shower.
"Stupid fucking lizard! Just wait until I get that last dragon ball!"
Frieza and Zarbon get in their pods and head back to the mother ship.
"Well that was fun."
"I'm tired. I think I'll go to sleep."
"Goodnight Lord Frieza."
Frieza heads to his room, and Zarbon goes to his.
Vegeta was still in the shower when the door flew open.
"VEGETA! I got the dragon ball!"
Vegeta gets out of the shower.
He dries off and they go outside. Vegeta puts the dragon balls together on
the ground and says the password. (A/N: I forgot what it is…I think it's
"You have awaken me for my eternal slumber. What is you're wish?"
"I wish that we never have to see Frieza naked ever again!"
Shelong's eyes glow.
"You wish has been granted."
In a flash the 7 dragon balls scatter to different parts of the world.
"Wow that was a good wish. So do you want to head back now?"
Nappa and Vegeta get in their pods and fly back to the mother ship.
Frieza gets out of bed and walks over to the mirror.
"Hmm…I'm so pretty, what the fuck!"
Frieza feels between his legs.
"Where the fuck did it go?"
Frieza checks his bed.
"It's not here! AH!"
Zarbon here's Frieza screaming and runs over to his room.
"Lord Frieza is everything ok?"
Zarbon opens the door.
Vegeta and Nappa walk by the door.
Frieza sniffles and Zarbon looks down.
"Oh my! How the fuck did that happen?"
"I don't know! I just woke up and it was gone!"
Vegeta turns to Nappa and smiles.
"Never will we have to see him again."
Hehe…that's the end. Did you like it? Please review! Thanks! *gives thumbs
up* Thanks again for all the reviews! Look for the sequel. It should be up