|An Interview with Cou
Author: TheSponsor PM
I sooooooo bored! I don't know why I didn't do something productive like work on my novel. Eh, what are you gonna do? Enjoy my little chat with Cou. SECOND CHAPTER NOW ADDED WITH MY BROTHER! LOVE YA, JIMEH!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 12-02-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6522567
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I like interviewing characters from anime. I DON'T MAKE UP SOME YAOI RUBBISH! *deep breath* Anyhoo, I love Cou. OMIGOSH! I'M A POET!
I don't own Elemental Gelade or Cou. You know... "legally." *giggle* Seriously, if I did own Elemental Gelade, there would be more gore in the anime. RINNIE WANT BLOOD!
Me: 'Kay! 'Kay! Everyone, settle down.
Cou: *looks around* We're the only ones here.
Me: I SAID SETTLE DOWN!
Cou: Where am I?
Me: This is my writer's nook. It completely on the other side of the house to my bedroom. Convenient, no?
Cou: Uh... How did I get here?
Me: You came throught the portal in my bathtub. Read The Portal of EPICOCITY! *wink*
Cou: *looks around* Who are you talking to now?
Me: SILENCE, MORTAL!
Cou: Wait! *jumps out of seat* Where's Ren? What have you done with her?
Me: Nothing! I could never do anything nasty to Ren-chan. She's safe right where you left her.
Cou: What about the others?
Me: The same. Now, if you would please take your seat. I have some questions to ask you.
Cou: Um... Alright.
Me: What kind of hair product do you use?
Cou: I don't use hair product.
Me: *pointing with a furious look* DON'T LIE TO ME, COUD VAN GIRUET! I can see into you SOUL!
Cou: *blink blink*
Me: Can I touch your hair?
Cou: I'd prefer it if you didn't.
Me: I either touch your hair or sniff your awsome jacket.
Cou: *reluctantly leans forward and lets me pat him on the head*
Me: *giggles and twirls around in spinny chair with delight* Can I sniff your awsome jacket?
Cou: No. Can I go now?
Me: You're mean.
Cou: You're crazy.
Me: *flicks hair and flutters eyes* Thank you!
Me: What's your favourite colour?
Cou: Red. Can I go now?
Me: Typical. Are you a dog person or a cat person.
Cou: Please... Let me go...
Me: Come on, Cou-san. Embrace the interview.
Cou: I don't even know who you are!
Me: My name is Karynne. I'm a Leo, but I don't believe that has any effect on my personality or anything like that. I enjoy curry and bothering people.
Me: Do I smell of curry?
Cou: No, I mean- Oh, never mind.
And then he looked into her eyes and said, "My darling, I love you!" My aunty wanted me to say that.
Cou: *shudder* I just got a chill.
Me: What's your favourite dinosaur?
Cou: I dunno. T-Rex?
Me: That's positively BORING! Everyone says that. Choose something else.
Cou: Okay, Velo-
Me: If you do not take this seriously, Cou-san, I'm going to have to punish you.
Cou: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Me: *throws stuffed chameleon at Cou*
Cou: I wanna go home!
Me: Do you like Twilight?
Me: You know! The books and the movies.
Cou: *slowly shakes his head in confusion*
Me: *tents fingers* Good... Good...
Cou: Are we just about through?
Me: Do you like JB?
Cou: What's that?
Me: A singer who failed puberty.
Cou: I don't know.
Me: Hmm... I seem to be lacking inspiration. JAMES!
James: *enters* What?
Me: What question should I ask Cou-san next?
James: I dunno.
Me: Come on...
James: Nope. I don't even know who he is, so...
Me: Why, this is Cou! Cou, this is James.
Cou: Do you know how I can get home?
James: Oh, this again. Sorry. She does this whenever she's bored and waiting for an episode of Bleach to load.
Cou: So, can you get me out of here?
James: *ums and ahs as if he's considering the question before smirking cheekily* No. *leaves*
Cou: Wait! *goes to follow him*
Me: NO! *throws dollhouse at floor in front of door* YOU DO NOT LEAVE!
Cou: *sits back in his chair with eyes wide in fear*
Me: Do like Bleach?
Cou: Never seen it.
Me: *turns on computer and watches an episode of Bleach with Cou* Well?
Cou: That's twenty minutes of my life I can't get back.
Me: I know! Isn't it Great!
Me: Do you like Death Note?
Cou: If I say that I've never seen it, you'll make me watch it. If I say that I like it, you'll probably make me watch it. I'm going to say that no, I do not like Death Note.
Me: So, you do not know who L is.
Me: SORRY, MUMMY!
Cou: *looks up at ceiling where I was screaming at*
Me: If you had to let either Ren, Cisqua, Rowen, or Kuea die, which one would you choose?
Cou: What kind of a question is that?
Me: The hypothetical kind. Why so edgy?
Me: Wow! Very little thought needed there.
Me: Who is the cutest girl you know? *blink blink*
Cou: If I say you, can I leave?
Me: You may leave once the interview is finished.
Cou: Okay. Ren.
Me: *cloud of jealosy covers face for a brief moment* Oh, wellz. Can't be helped.
Cou: How many more questions are there?
Me: I dunno. I'm just making this up as I go along.
Me: Don't think of pink elephants.
Me: What are you thinking of, Cou-san?
Cou: ...Pink elephants.
Me: BUT I STRICTLY COMMANDED YOU NOT TO! *throws stuffed Sonic the Hedgehog at him.* OH, NO! SONIKKU! *retrieves the toy and hugs him tightly*
Me: Do you think I'm pretty?
Cou: *glances around the room and notices how many object that could function as dangerous projectiles* ...Yes.
Me: *squeals girlishly* Say it again. *pulls out phone and films him*
Cou: Karynne is pretty.
Me: *squeals girlishly* I'll take you home now.
Cou: Thank you.
Me: Can I come with you?
Cou: Could you not?