|10,000 Light Years Away
Author: Angelgirl963 PM
After escaping Earth and leaving behind so much, Lance and Ilana now find themselves in a completely different world. Ilanca. ZeLink.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Zelda & Ilana L. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 07-03-11 - Published: 12-05-10 - id: 6532052
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Title: 10,000 Light Years Away
Summary: After escaping Earth and leaving behind so much, Lance and Ilana now find themselves in a completely different world. Ilanca. ZeLink.
Disclaimer: Nope, I do not own either Sym-Bio or Zelda, unfortunately. But I do own this particular crossover idea.
"Hmmp," Ilana huffed as she stared out her window at the cold bleakness of space.
"For the last time, would you stop complaining," groaned Lance. " We had to leave Earth, Ilana. It's not like we exactly had a choice."
"Hmmp," she said again.
"Yea, hmmp," said Octus.
"You two are going to drive me crazy!" exclaimed an exasperated Lance. "Why must you complain about leaving that planet? It was boring anyway."
"I hardly found it boring. In fact, I rather enjoyed their Earthly traditions," Ilana said.
"And, the Princess finally speaks," muttered Lance.
" I too enjoyed the Earth delicacies," stated and irritated Octus.
"You're just as bad as Princess here! We all know you're just mad that you had to leave Kimmy," said Lance.
"Well, I did not even get to say goodbye properly before you dragged us off."
"Agreed! Lance, why did we even have to leave Earth. We could have just moved to a different location if it was that bad," she stated, turning to look at him.
"They would of found us anyway. We didn't have a choice! The Mutraddi infestation had increased tenfold! If we would of stayed, we wouldn't have just been putting ourselves in danger. How would you feel if Kimmy died because of us? You two need to understand, we weren't safe on Earth, and neither was anybody else!"
The two sat there silent. Lane groaned, and walked toward the Lower Deck.
"I- I, guess he's right," sighed Ilana. " I never realized that by remaining on Earth, we were putting everyone in danger."
"Ilana, the probability of everyone of Earth dying because of the Mutraddi is 0.000014936 in a million. Earthlings are surprisingly strong, they seem able to easily repopulate, and the Mutraddi can only have so many. Of course, this still doesn't change the fact that it would be best to leave Earth."
They sat there in silence for a while, before Ilana spoke up again.
"Do you miss her?"
"Miss who? There are many Earth females that I have met, and—"
"Kimmy, Octus. I mean Kimmy."
"Oh. I do miss her."
"I'm sorry you had to leave her."
"Oh, no worries. At least I did get to say a good-bye of some sort to her. Not to mention that I am a robot, so our relationship may not have been for the best."
"You're lying, Octus. You didn't want to leave her at all. You two were very close."
"Don't say that being a robot means that you are incapable of loving her, Octus."
"What I mean is, maybe a human would be better suited for Kimmy. I may not be able to entirely satisfy Kimmy's needs."
"Never mind, you are right. I do miss her, and our relationship was great."
"Doesn't it feel good to tell the truth Octus?"
"Soooo," Ilana drawled, "What about Barb?"
"What about Barb?"
"Do you miss her too, Octus?"
"Well, um, Barb was a nice human female, although did act a bit strange, almost the same way Kimmy acted toward me."
"She did seem to like you."
"Barb was nothing more than a friend to me." Octus said defensively.
"Never mind then Octus. If you don't feel like discussing you relationships, then I won't bug you," Ilana said, getting up.
"Where are you going?"
"To apologize to Lance. I didn't mean to make him mad."
Ilana walked out of the room, towards the lower decks. She spotted Lance obsessing over something on the other side of the room. Maybe I shouldn't bug him. He seems busy.
Lance, turned around slightly as he heard Ilana approach. A small smile appeared on his face for a second, before disappearing.
"Oh, were you busy? I don't want to dist—"
"It's okay. I was just trying to decide where we should go next. What'd you want?"
"I just wanted to say, I'm sorry."
"Lance," Ilana walked over to him," I'm sorry if I made you mad. It's just, well, I didn't want to leave Earth. So I was behaving like a spoiled brat. So, I'm so very sorry."
"Lana, it's fine. You don't need to ramble on."
"Hey, chill. I shouldn't have snapped at you."
"Okay, fine. And, Octus is sorry, too."
"Good, I don't to start off an another planet with all of us disliking each other."
"So, want to help me figure out where we are going next?"
"Sure," Ilana said, "and Lance?"
"Did you call me 'Lana'?"
So there's chapter 1. It's kind of short, but whatever. This little plot-bunny just popped into my head, so I had to get it down as soon as possible.
Hopefully you liked it. I plan on having chapter 2 uploaded sometime within the week.