Title: Xena Vs Ghidrah
Archive: Yes, please. Let me know if you take it, OK?
Teaser: Xena takes on another giant monster! The sequel to "Godzilla Vs
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine. They belong to Studios USA or
Whoever owns the Rights to Xena: Warrior Princess.
Gabrielle looked at her best friend with concern. It was night and the four
friends were resting around the campfire. The problem was that Xena was
glowing brighter than the campfire! An errie green light shone from her
skin and hair, even her armor! And just glancing at the chakrom on Xena's
hip made the bard's eyes hurt. "Xena, why are you glowing like that?"
"I don't know." The Warrior Princess admitted, her voice a bit shaky. "I
guess I must have caught something from that giant monster. I don't feel
any different, no headache or dizziness or any other symptoms of illness. I
know there's certain cave plants that glow in the dark, but this is
"What are you going to do about it?" Hercules asked. He glanced at his own
hands, worried that any minute that he might start glowing, too. He
breathed a tiny sigh of relief when he saw that he was normal, then
immediately felt guilty. It was selfish of him to be worrying about himself
when his friend was in major trouble. "But I touched the monster. So did
Iolaus. We're not glowing."
"It must be from those spines. If only we knew more about it." Xena frowned
as she realized how this would affect her life as a warrior. She wouldn't
be able to sneak up on anyone at night again...ever. Everyone would see her
coming from miles away.
"Do you think it'll fade with time? Like be a temporary thing?" Iolaus
asked as he ate a piece of rabbit. He was a bit disappointed they couldn't
go to Corinth and stay at the palace, but with Xena's current condition it
was better to camp in the nearby woods. They didn't know yet if it was
"I have a gut feeling it's permanent." Xena replied with a frown. "How the
heck am I ever going to sneak up on anybody?"
"But there has to be something we can do!" Gabrielle looked across the
campfire at her friend and felt sad. She had wanted to sit next to Xena,
but the Warrior Princess had insisted she sit with Herc and Iolaus. If only
she could think of something! But what? If there was a medical solution
Xena would know it, so that idea was out. But what about magic? "Xena! Why
don't you ask the Gods? Maybe they could cure you."
"The Gods cause more trouble then their worth." Xena replied. "Besides,
which one would I ask? And why would they help?"
"Well, how about Ares? He's always popping in and talking to you."
"You know how I feel about him and how he's always trying to trick me to go
back to being his Warlord. I can't trust him and I'm not going to end up
owing him a favor, which is what he'd want in exchange for curing me. I'd
rather live like this than ask him for help." Xena told Gabrielle. "And
forget about Aphrodite. I know she means good most of the time, but she
goofs up her spells too much."
"But Xena, you need help!" Gabrielle insisted. "You can't let your pride
stop you from seeking help. We don't know anything about this glowing
sickness you have! What if it's more dangerous than it seems? It could kill
you! Couldn't you at least ask Ares what it is?"
"Xena's right." Hercules agreed. "I knew Ares since I was eighteen and
attending the Academy. He can't be trusted. All he does is start wars. And
when he isn't doing that, he bugs me. Sometimes I really wish he'd find a
"What about Apollo? Isn't he the God of Medicine?" Gabrielle asked. She was
determined to find Xena the help she needed!
"Apollo's a real rat." Hercules shook his head as he thought of the few
encounters with the Golden One. "In a lot of ways, he's far worse than
Ares. He thinks mortals are his play things."
Xena wrinkled her nose and rubbed it a few times.
"Xena, are you OK?" Gabrielle practically leaped off the log she was
sitting on to go to her friend, but Hercules stopped her. He motioned for
her to sit and she did.
"Gabrielle, I'm fine!" Xena insisted. "I just feel like I'm going to
sneeze. Probably some smoke from the fire. Trust me, I don't feel sick."
Gabrielle knew that Xena had kept things from her before, always saying it
had been in her best interest not knowing. But would Xena really tell her
if she was feeling sick?
Just then Xena sneezed and a bright beam of white light came out of her
mouth! It flew straight at her friends across from her.
"Whoah!" Hercules shoved Gabrielle off the log, then dove for safety
himself. The white beam just missed him and struck a tree some twenty feet
away. The tree instantly burst into flames.
Xena's hand flung over her mouth, her blue eyes open wide in shock and
Hercules slowly got to his feet, being careful not to stand in front of
Xena. "I guess now we know it's more than just glowing."
"Was that lightning?" Iolaus asked. He had dove off the log the same time
Hercules had and was just now getting to his feet. He glanced over at the
burning tree and whistled. "That was really powerful!"
"I think it was something else, some form of raw energy perhaps." Hercules
Gabrielle picked herself up, brushing dirt off her arms. "Xena, you have to
ask someone for help now!"
For once, Xena was speechless. The glowing had shocked her, yes, but she
had been handling it to a degree. But destroying a tree without meaning
to.... She nervously felt inside her mouth, half expecting to find charred
flesh. She had never understood how some beasts could breath fire without
burning themselves anyway. Yet her mouth was fine, warm and wet like it
always was. It it wasn't for the burning tree, she would have believed it
to be some crazy nightmare. And she could have killed her best friends! If
Hercules wouldn't have pushed Gabrielle out of the way....
"Am I turning into a God?" Xena asked.
"I don't know." Hercules admitted. He had never heard of a monster that
could turn people into Gods just by touching it. "Can you do any of the
other things Gods do? Teleport, throw fireballs, stuff like that?"
Gabrielle felt restless and frustrated. She could see they were planning on
sitting here, asking each other questions and getting nowhere! Xena needed
real help, from someone who actually KNEW stuff. She bent down and picked
up her staff. "I'll be right back. Nature call."
Turning, Gabrielle hurried into the nearby trees. Whether Xena liked it or
not, she needed Godly help. Gabrielle only knew a few Gods, mainly Ares and
Aphrodite. Deciding that Ares was more intelligent and thus a better
choice, she would ask him for help. Stopping in a small clearing, she
remembered the last time she had seen Ares. He had flicked her nose with
his finger, laughing. Then he had popped off to Mount Olympus. She hoped he
wasn't mad at her about the entire scroll incident, which had been an
"Ares! Could you please come here?" Gabrielle called, hoping he would
"Now, this is a surprise!" Ares appeared in a flash of blue-white light.
His eyes shifted from her head to her feet and back up again. He grinned
when Gabrielle squirmed under his intense gaze. "So, what can I do for
"Xena needs your help. She caught some sickness from that monster."
Gabrielle explained as she tried to not let Ares gaze affect her so much.
In fact, she didn't understand why it was affecting her at all. She had
spent time with him when he and Aphrodite had been mortal and hadn't felt
this way. But then, she had never been alone with the Godly Ares before,
had she? Xena had always dealt with him in the past, keeping her away from
him. Could this be why?
"What type of sickness?" Ares asked.
"Well, she's glowing green and this white light came out of her mouth when
she sneezed. It set a tree on fire!" Gabrielle looked up at Ares and
noticed how the moonlight reflected off his silver earring. Then she
realized how odd it was to notice something like that when she should be
worried about Xena! What was the matter with her? Was she coming down with
the glowing sickness, too? "So, can you cure her?"
"So, why isn't Xena here asking me to cure her?" Ares asked, sure he knew
the answer. Xena still hated his guts and probably would always hate his
guts. But it appeared as if the bard felt the exact opposite of her best
friend! Truth is, he had never paid Gabrielle very much attention until
that scroll incident, which had really opened his eyes.
"Well, Xena..." Gabrielle thought quickly of how to say it tactfully. "Xena
thinks she can solve it by herself, with Hercules' help. Or something like
that. So, can you help her?"
"Hmmmm...." Ares focused her gaze elsewhere for a moment. Instantly he
could see Xena, Hercules and Iolaus arguing around the campfire about the
Warrior Princess' new glowing sickness. Their behavior didn't surprise him
at all. Ignoring their petty argument, he focused on Xena. His gaze went
deeper and deeper until he could see the white fire that burned inside her
heart. It was radiating outward, causing the glow. He blinked and once
again was back in the clearing with Gabrielle. "It wouldn't be easy. Even
the Gods have limits."
"So you know what's causing it?" Gabrielle's heart leaped with excitement.
Ares knew what the problem was and could possibly fix it!
"Yes, although you may not understand it. It's complex and deals with
things mortals don't know yet and won't know for thousands of years, if
ever." Ares led Gabrielle over to a large rock and sat down, pulling her
down next to him. "You see, that monster was not a normal monster. No
normal creature grows to that size. Instead, something has happened to it
that caused it to grow that big very quickly. Inside its heart is an
energy, something similar to the sun."
Gabrielle opened her blue eyes wide in amazement. "You mean there's a tiny
sun inside that monster's chest?"
"Something like that." Ares knew Gabrielle wouldn't be able to understand
the full concept of radiation and nuclear power, but the sun she knew.
"Normally this energy would kill, but sometimes it changes things instead.
The monster radiates lots of its energy through its spines and that's
probably how she caught it. And as for her breathing that white energy, the
monster does the same exact thing. Anyway, it wouldn't be easy to cure,
especially since curing is not my field. But maybe I could come up with
something that would work."
"Oh, could you?" Gabrielle asked.
"Of course, you'd owe me a favor." Ares added with a grin as he leaned
closer to Gabrielle.
Gabrielle smiled nervously as she leaned backward, trying to increase the
distance between them. "What sort of favor? I'm not a warrior, Ares. And I
refuse to kill anyone. You know that."
"Oh, I'm sure I can think of something." Ares said, leaving it vague on
"Umm...I think I should be getting back to Xena now." Gabrielle slid off
the rock but stopped short when Ares gripped her wrist. "Ares, let go of
"Being around Xena isn't safe until she's cured. Radiation can make you
sick, even kill you. It's good you left the area and came out here." Ares
pulled Gabrielle close again, staring into her eyes. "Why don't you come
with me to my temple? You'll be safe there."
"Umm...." Gabrielle didn't know what she should say. She was afraid that
she had once again gotten involved in a mess way over her head and there
was no way out. And what type of favor was he going to ask for? She was
saved from answering by Aphrodite.
"Oh, Ar! There you are! I've been searching everywhere for you!" Aphrodite
wailed. The Love Goddess was clearly upset. Her beautiful face was
streaked with tears and her eyes were puffy and red. Her red lips trembled
as she spoke. "You have to do something! Greece is under attack! It's
"What?! Who's attacking? Surely not Caesar?" Ares asked, unconsciously
tightening his grip on Gabrielle's wrist.
"It's some hideous monster!" Dite told him.
"The big green one?" Ares asked. "I sensed it didn't want to cause any real
trouble, that it was just passing through."
"No, a different one!" Dite cried. She wrapped her arms around herself,
shivering. "It's big like that green one but has three heads! And it flies!
Oh, Ar! It's so sad! So many poor mortals are dying! It's killing everyone!
You have to DO something!"
"I'm on it!" Ares popped out, taking Gabrielle with him. In a flash they
appeared in his main temple and he turned on his God TV with a wave of his
hand. Instantly in focused on the trouble spot: Athens.
It was clear in a second that Athens was in serious trouble. Smoke filled
the air and buildings were ruined. People yelled and screamed as they ran
for their lives. Then the monster itself appeared. Like Aphrodite had said,
it was a tall at the green one had been, easily over three hundred feet in
height. Its three heads moved constantly at it spitted lightning bolts out
at buildings in its way. The heads moved sinuously, like a snake. And like
a snake, it had long round necks covered in hard golden scales. The heads
themselves were like a dragon: large gaping jaws filled with razor sharp
teeth, horns on the head, red eyes and a few "whiskers" under the jaws that
were made from flesh. It had a main central body, two strong legs, two
tails and very large batlike wings. Those wings were beating now, causing
gale force winds that blew roofs off homes and tore trees from the ground.
The entire creature was a rich gold color. This was Ghidrah, also known as
King Ghidorah - an evil and ancient monster from outer space! Athen's army
was valiantly trying to defend the city but it was a loosing battle. There
was little spears and arrows could do against a creature as large as
"Oh, Ares! You have to do something!" Gabrielle told him as she clung to
his arm, shocked at seeing such destruction. It was just horrible and she
wanted to cry. She glanced up at him. "You can stop it, can't you? With
"There's little my powers can do against something that big. They'd be no
more effective than the spears or arrows the soldiers are using." Ares
gently wiped a tear off Gabrielle's face. "But I have a plan and it'll
solve both of our problems!"
An instant later, Gabrielle found herself back in the camp with Xena,
Hercules and Iolaus. The three were still arguing whether or not Xena's
breath weapon meant she was a God. Hercules was arguing against it while
Xena was fighting in favor of it. Iolaus was smartly keeping out of the
entire mess and was busy stuffing himself on roasted rabbit. Gabrielle
frowned. Here Ares had practically kidnapped her and they hadn't even
noticed she had been gone for far too long!
Xena's head flew up when she sensed Ares. Her face got that grouchy
expression that meant "watch out" when she saw the War God had his arm
around Gabrielle. She leaped to her feet, pulling out her sword. "Let her
go, Ares! Or you'll be sorry! I got new powers now so you better watch out!
There's a new Goddess on the block!"
"Oh, please! You're no Goddess!" Ares informed her. "You only mutated from
radiation. Now why don't you play nice for once and cooperate so you can go
save Athens from another giant monster!"
"Huh?" Iolaus asked, dumbfounded by what Ares had said. He glanced at
Hercules but the Demigod just shrugged his shoulders.
"Is this some nasty trick of yours?" Xena asked, suspicious as usual. "And
I said LET HER GO!"
"Xena, it's true! There's another horrible monster, like a giant hydra! Its
destroying Athens!" Gabrielle told her friends, tears in her eyes. "And
Ares is going to cure you, but you have to cooperate!"
"All right." Xena agreed. "But I don't like you touching her."
"Xena, that glow on you is dangerous to other people. It can kill them.
Ares is just protecting me from it." Gabrielle explained.
"Whoa!" Hercules and Iolaus scrambled as quickly as they could away from
Xena, practically leaping on top of Ares. The War God stumbled in surprise
at the sudden charge but quickly regained his balance.
"Hmm...I figured that glow wasn't good." Xena looked at Ares. "So, what do
I have to do?"
"You're already partly mutated from the Godzilla, I figure we just mutate
you a bit more." Ares explained as he raised his hands.
"Wait. I thought you said you were gonna cure me!" Xena stated, her
distrust of Ares surfacing again.
"Oh, I will. AFTER you defeat Ghidrah. To do that, you need to be as big as
the monster." The War God explained as he gently shoved Gabrielle behind
him. "The first monster that mutated you feeds on lightning. So I'm going
to give you lightning now and it won't harm you. Trust me, Xena. I know
more about these things than you do and the longer you stall the more
people will die."
"Do it then!" Xena stood ready, her sword in her hand and her chakrom on
her belt. "But if you're lying, Ares, I'll smash you like a bug!"
"Oh, now that is so original." Ares let the lightning fly at Xena and
slowly she started to grow, getting bigger and bigger. It surprised the War
God how much power she was taking from him. After some time of supplying a
steady stream of lightning, he was actually beginning to feel weak. He
swayed on his feet a bit but just spread his legs out wider for better
balance. Xena was pretty big now but nowhere near the height of Ghidrah.
She was approaching the height of the first monster though. Ares felt
Hercules grip him on one side and Iolaus on the other. After a few more
minutes, the lightning spurted out and disappeared. He was exhausted and
barely had enough powers left for teleporting. In fact, he was too darn
close to being mortal again. He could feel it in his bones. But it wasn't
anything rest, a hot bath and Ambrosia couldn't cure. And just perhaps
Gabrielle could help! Ares grinned at the last thought.
"Now go fight King Ghidorah in Athens!" Ares ordered Xena, pointing with
his finger in the correct direction. His grin increased a bit when Xena
actually followed his command! Ah, it was worth feeling a bit weak just to
finally see Xena listening to him again, if only on this one occasion. With
a thought, he popped himself and Gabrielle back to his temple.
"Hey, what about us?" Hercules asked Iolaus.
"Let's head to Athens!" The curly haired hunter suggested. "They'll need
our help there!"
"Good idea!" Hercules agreed. "Let's ask Aphrodite for a lift. Dite! Come
here!" Soon Dite appeared and popped them to the outskirts of Athens, then
the Love Goddess left for the relative safety of Mount Olympus. But was
even the Home of the Gods safe from this giant flying beast?
Xena reached Athens in record time: it hadn't taken her long at all. Being
one hundred and fifty feet tall means you have VERY long legs! She peered
through the smoke and dust with her eagle eyes and listened with her ears.
She heard the strange sizzling noise the monster made and dashed in that
direction. And there it was, happily breathing lightning bolts down at some
poor buildings. Xena pulled her now giant chakrom off her belt - all her
weapons had grown with her - and flung it at Ghidrah.
The shiny spinning disk hit the creature on one of its three heads and it
howled in pain. But Ghidrah wasn't scared off that easily. It hissed with
all three heads at Xena. Ghidrah was standing upright on his hind legs. Now
he took towards the air, flying at the Warrior Princess. As he approached
her, Xena realized the monster was about twice as big as herself! The heads
moved up and back, blasting her with the lightning. The force of the bolts
knocked her right off her feet and she flew through the air, crashing down
on a few houses. Xena knew instantly she had to lure the monster out of the
city. If she didn't, Athens would be a smoking ruin. But before she could
untangle herself from the rubble, Ghidrah was upon her! The space monster
gripped her around the waist with its huge talons and carried her high into
"I'll get you for this, you three-headed freak!" Xena threatened but her
words were whipped away by the fierce winds of Ghidrah's flight. The
monster was flying incredibly fast, far faster than Xena had dreamed
possible. Once before she had ridden on a giant monster bird, but this was
totally different! The wind sucked at her body and she could barely breath.
She tried to lift her arms to grasp the creatures legs less it tried to
drop her, but it was like swimming through hardening cement. She gritted
her teeth and ignored the hair blowing into her eyes that nearly blinded
her. "I'll get rid of you yet!"
Remembering her new breath weapon, Xena blasted a white beam of energy onto
Ghidrah's belly. At the same time, she reached up and finally gripped one
of its legs. She felt its talons release her and she quickly climbed up
onto its giant foot, her head banging into its stomach.
Ghidrah screamed in protest and one of its heads snaked down, trying to
bite her. Xena saw the sharp jaws coming and leaped onto its head. She
wrapped her arms around its long snout and reached for a horn. "I got ya
where I want ya now!"
Being top heavy, Ghidrah crashed to the ground in a big cloud of dust. The
monster struggled to get to its feet while it beat its wings frantically.
Xena stepped on its snout as she hung onto the horn with one hand and
pulled her sword free with the other. She noticed that they were now out in
the country somewhere, in a dry dusty area. That was fine with her.
She saw a head coming at her and she blasted it point blank with a white
ray of energy, then blasted the other free head when it tried to bite her.
The Warrior Princess grinned secretly inside. She was beginning to get the
hang of using this new weapon! She increased the power of each blast until
her mouth and throat ached. Using her sword, she started chopping on the
captive head's neck.
With a mighty heave, Ghidrah flung Xena off and flew up into the sky, its
center neck dripping blood.
"Come back here, you coward!" Xena howled. Determined to win at all cost,
Xena blasted her breath weapon at the monster until it was out of sight.
She raced after it on the ground but Ghidrah quickly outpaced her flying at
supersonic speeds. Feeling weak and dizzy, Xena sat on the ground and soon
fell asleep. While she slept, her body shrunk back to its normal size. The
green glow and her new weapon faded and disappeared, the raw nuclear energy
having been used up in the heat of the battle.
Up in Ares temple, Gabrielle watched the God TV. She turned to Ares, who
was resting in his throne chair. "Is Xena going to be OK?"
"Oh, Xena is just fine." Ares told her. "In fact, she's cured. I knew that
Xena would use up all of the power she had in the battle. When she fights,
she throws everything she has into it, after all. Which brings us to the
favor you now owe me!"
Gabrielle's heart sped up as she worried what he might ask of her, all
sorts of ideas running through her mind. "What?"
"Well, I used up lots of my powers to help cure Xena on your request, so I
think it's only fair you help me recover." Ares stood and slowly walked
over to her, looking her in the eyes. He took both of her hands in his and
started to lead her down a long hallway, a grin on his face. "Oh, I could
recover quite easily by myself, but this will be so much more fun!"
Ares sighed in pleasure as Gabrielle massaged his broad back. The War God
was lying on his stomach near a roaring fireplace, dressed in only a pair
of black shorts. He had his jeweled goblet of Ambrosia within easy reach, a
bowl of fresh grapes and all his muscles were relaxed from a warm bath. Now
Gabrielle was rubbing Ambrosia oil into his skin. He could feel his powers
quickly regaining in strength but decided not to tell the blonde bard.
Well, not too soon anyway. "It's a pity you refused to join me in the bath,
"Don't you even think it!" Gabrielle leaped onto his back, reaching out to
grasp his earlobe. Gripping it tightly, she twisted it until he yelped.
"Ow!" Ares raised up onto his knees, Gabrielle falling off his back onto
the soft fur Ares had been resting on. He quickly twisted around, catching
her before she could even move. "Nobody twists my ear! Now I'll have to
Before she could utter a protest Ares kissed her right on the mouth,
silencing whatever she was going to say. When he pulled back, he looked
down at her. "I dare you to twist my ear again."
Gabrielle giggled and reached for his ear. She felt completely as ease with
Ares. In fact, she had almost forgotten that he was a God. One did not go
around leaping onto a God's back and twisting his ear! And here he was
teasing her now but yet looking oh so serious. Finally reaching the ear,
she gripped the earlobe between her fingers. But instead of twisting it,
she pulled his head down for another kiss.