Best Friend Erin

By: Erinbubble92

Summary: Parody of Jerry's Cousin. When Penelope still has serious trouble with the Hooded Claw, her friend, Erin, comes over and helps her out a bit.

At a alley called Hogan's Alley, Dick Dastardly hits the sign and falls down making the sign tilt. There was a huge fight going on. The camera slowly zooms as the fighting continues as Doofenshmirtz hits into a trash can. Then Frances got hit into a wall and falls over. There was a bunch of villains beaten up in piles, trash cans, into the ground, on a wire, and fence.

We see Anti-Cosmo being thrown back and forth while being held by the arm from a girl with blonde hair in a braid, black glasses with protective sides, a pink tank-top, black pants, and boxing shoes. She's Erin, the one who is beating up every villain who comes to her. She throws Anti-Cosmo back and forth. She then swings him around and does the back and forth again until she heard whistling.

The mailman puts a letter in Erin's can mail box which is next to her alley hangout. Erin goes to her mailbox, tears the envelope, and reads the letter.

"Dear Erin, I am having serious trouble with the Hooded Claw. Need you help at once. Penelope." Erin read the letter.

Erin was mad as she throws the letter down, went inside, and walked off with lunch box-like bag. The villains saw Erin coming causing them to panic and run off. Rat and Fiona knocked into each other as Rat ran off. Fiona panic, digs quickly, jumps in, dugs herself, and puts a the concrete as a gravestone. Erin came from the corner and and walks off.

We see the Hooded Claw with so many dynamites as he lights one up and throws it into a room. He covered his ears until there was an exploditions.

"I shoulda done this along time ago." The Hooded Claw told the audience.

He gets out another one and throws it in there. Inside, Penelope's room is trashed as she goes under the bed for cover. It exploded again. Another one came in as Penelope said, "Oh dear..."

A door came open to reveal Erin. She sets the bag down, grabs the dynamite, and walks off as Penelope watches. Erin goes to the Claw, opens his mouth, puts the dynamite in, and closes it. The dynamite exploded. in the Claw's mouth. Three black smoke rings came out of each ear.

The Hooded Claw saw Erin and yelled, "Why you-"

He grabbed Erin with smirk but she grabbed him by his collar making him fall.

"Listen, Capey." Erin said. "Don't let me catch you picking on Penelope while I'm around. Yah understand? Now beat it."

Erin throws him into the wall and he fell into a pot. Erin spits at the vase and it broke to see the Hooded Claw shaped as the vase.

The Hooded Claw is lefting a dumbbell and two heavy anvils. He pushes his arm like he was fightin. He makes his muscles and walks off to find the girls.

Erin offered a McDonald's cheeseburger to Penelope while Erin had a Double Quaterpounder. Penelope gasped and runs off. Erin had a bite but had the burger in her mouth wondering what's wrong. The Hooded Claw was behind Erin as she turns and he hits her making the burger go down her throat.

"Howday like that?" The Hooded Claw asked, laughing.

Erin swallowed it and glared at the Claw.

"What I think?" Erin asked. She blows on her thumb making her hand big. "You should not hit a girl!" She punches the Claw with it making him fly into a Cukoo-Clock. He fell over with the roof and a Cukoo bird came out with his tongue with a "Cukoo!" sound.

Penelope and Erin were relaxing on a couch in Penelope's living room. Penelope is worried that the Hooded Claw's around but Erin is relaxing.

"I wonder where the Hooded Claw is and what he is up to." Penelope spoke.

Up on the ceiling, a saw made a circle as the circle came up. The Hooded Claw looks down and comes up. He grabs a bowling ball and holds it over the hole.

"Bombs away." The Hooded Claw laughed as he drops it.

With the girls, Erin said, "Relax, Penelope. Nothin's happen."

The bowling ball hits Erin leaving half of the couch and a hole. Penelope gasped and looks down.

"Erin?" Penelop asked.

The Hooded Claw ran downstairs which Penelope saw and runs off. She stops with her hands over herself while the Hooded Claw stops and looks at her evilly.

"Now I gotcha." The Hooded Claw smirked.

"Hyalp!" Penelope yelled.

A door opens as Erin holds the bowling ball and throws it. Penelope and the Hooded Claw saw this as Penelope runs. The Hooded Claw tries to but the ball hits him with a bowling hitting the pins noise. The claw came down as ten bowling pins.

Erin runs towards him saying, "I'm gonna hit you where it really hurts!"

The bowling pins screamed and formed the Hooded Claw again as he runs off. He runs another corner as Erin followed him. She hits into a hunter's gun held by the Claw.

"Any last words?" Claw asked. "Maybe I'll give you a blind fold."

Erin grabs the end and blows into it which two bullets went into the Claw's eyes. Erin comes behind him with a hammer, holds his head, and smacks the hammer making the bullets shoot out leaving the Claw's eyes widen and purple.

The Hooded Claw is at a telephone while wearing sunglasses on his eyes. He looks around as he dials.

At a office called Dirty Work Inc, a phone rang as a cowboy boot hits the phones and the guy answers it. He was a wolf with a black cowboy suit and a red scarf. (from Wild and Wolfly). Behind him are Spike (from Droopy) and Gorilla (from the episode Bugs was a baby gorilla).

"Yeah." The wolf answered while listening. "Yeah." Still listening. "Okay."

He hangs up the phone and gets up.

"Come on boys. We gotta job." The wolf said.

They walked off in a tough look.

At Penelope's house, The Hooded Claw is wating while pacing.

"What's taking them so-" He heard a car break and opens the door as the guys came in. "She's in there." The Claw pointed at the room.

The wolf motions the boys as they walked off offscreen. The Claw smirks as he closes the door and watches. He cringes when the fight was heard and smoke appeared. A boot flew into the door. Erin came out, puts the boot back on, and while dog growling walks off to the room as the Claw watches.

He cringes when there was a fight going on in the room only with a cat screeching noise. The Claw went on the wall as broken objects flew out of the room. It stopped as he sees Erin walking into the kitchen and comes out with a broom and dustpan. He gasped as Erin sweeps them up offscreen. He runs into a wall to hide as Erin walks out with the boys piled on the dustpan. Erin then throws them making a crash noise.

Erin dusted her hands and turns around.

"Hey you!" Erin said making the Claw scared.

Erin whistled making him run to her. He goes to his knees, bows to her and kisses her feet a lot.

Erin is at the door with Penelope as she hands her her clothes.

"And remember, all you have to do is whistle." Erin told Penelope.

"I'll try." Penelope nodded.

Erin closes her case, picks it up, and said, "Well, so long Penelope."

Erin walks off as Penelope waved. Penelope slips on the suit, puts on the fake glasses and puts her hair up in a braid.

She tip-toes to her door and looks outside. She acted tough and walks out of her room. Penelope whistled as the Claw comes to her, bows to her, and kisses her feet. Penelope was confused until she moves her other foot and he kisses it. She smiles at the audience.

"I'm gonna love this little ole' trick." Penelope smiled.