RACHEL FINDS SUCH A TRUE LOVE
Rachel was trembling badly as Rachel cried and remembers the happenings of the early morning dawn when the moon still growled through the window. Ross had kissed Phoebe and Joey was kissing Phoebe so Phoebe got to choose in who Phoebe was in love.
Rachel was crying so hard because Rachel was loving with Ross and Joey was supposed to be loving with Rachel. Gunther came. "Oh Rachel you look so sad." Gunther echoes. "Oh I am so remorseful." Rachel undulated. "Let me render assistance to you." Gunther gave Rachel a tissue.
Rachel blowed Rachel's nose on the white tissue and it looked gross because there was snot and wet stuff and it was like a moon leaking water. But Gunter loved Rachel so Gunther did not hate Rachel for gross nose snot. "Oh Rachel you are always so pretty." Gunter proposed.
"No. It's not true. I am ugly." "No,no your not!" "Then why did everyone not love me rather Phoebe?" "Because they cannot be not crazy." Gunther was passionately humming. "You are 10x as prettier as Phoebe and 10x smart and cooler. No one could love Pheobe more." "But they do. BUT THEY DO!"
"I love you so badly Rachel." Gunther got on Gunther's knees and held out a box. "See I purchasing a ring so I can go proposing but you never loved me." "Oh but I did love you Gunther!" Rachel cried. So they marry. And Ross and Joey get jealous. He he he.