|The SatW Interview
Author: GHstyle16 PM
Do you remember this time when you could ask the characters of SatW questions about themselves? Yeah, it's some time ago now, but I thought it'd be fun if I made an Interview with them, because *humon couldn't answer every question of yours. Here it is :bRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 02-17-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - id: 6605467
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I know, I know, I know.
The last update is weeks ago and the new chapter is reeeeeaaaaally short.
And I'm truly sorry you guys, but school is keeping me hella busy and I didn't want to make you wait any longer so the chap came out a bit...or a whole lot shorter than the others.
Again, I'm sorry, next chapter will be longer, I promise :3
Oh, and Somniloquist: I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about the relationships between England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales. I asked my family, but we're all german and we have no idea if the english people like the Scots or whatever. And google doesn't help either...so, I'm really sorry but I couldn't answer that question cause I didn't want to make something up either. Hope you don't mind :)
GHstyle16: Welcome back again! I'm your host and blah blah blah, whatever. Let's start!
Okay, so first of all: Thank you for the Reviews you guys :3 You make me like, so happy and everything! You're like, totally awesome and stuff!
And again we'll answer your questions first (;
If the last beer fabric in the universe was on fire (no more beer for you :b) and Sweden and Norway were in the same building, and you can only save one of them who would it be? Sweden, Norway or the beer? Sorry, two have to die.
Denmark: …You're a really evil person, Flamin E. 'n' Icy T.
GHstyle16: Well, NOW I'm curious.
Denmark: How am I supposed to decide that? That's really, really mean and…fuck, how the hell should I know?
Iceland: Just imagine you'd be in the situation and choose.
Denmark: I…I dunno…man, I have no fucking clue…I mean, living without beer would be…terrible and pretty hard but I guess I could make it somehow…
GHstyle16: Good, now we have only Norway and Sweden left.
Denmark: That's a horrible thing to decide! Why do I have to do this?
GHstyle16: Because it's a fan question and she has the right to get this question answered just like everybody else. It doesn't matter if you like the question or not, just give an answer.
Denmark: The answer is I don't know!
Iceland: Just you wait, he'll start crying soon.
Denmark: Oh, shut up!
Norway: *placing a hand on Denmarks shoulder* Calm down, Denmark, it's just a question. It's not like you'd ever had to decide that in reality.
Denmark: *softly* How do you know? How do you know you'll never end up in a burning house or something and I can only save one of you?
Sweden and Norway: *looking at each other*
Sweden: Uhm, look Denmark, I think you take this question a bit too serious, you know?
Denmark: I do?
Sweden: Yes. Nothing like this will ever happen, and even if it does, you won't have to save any of us, because that's what the fire department is there for, isn't it?
Denmark: … I guess you're right…
Sweden: See, so no need to worry. Now please stop looking like someone died, okay? It's freaking me out.
Denmark: *smiling a little* Kay.
Sweden: *smiling back* Good.
Iceland: Now…what about the question?
Denmark: Hm, I guess I'd save Norway!
GHstyle16: …Wow, now that was a fast recovery.
Sweden: *growling* Just get on with the questions.
GHstyle16: Okay :3 Sweden, who do you like better, Aland or Sister Finland?
Sweden: Altought I'm the opinion the answer to the question is more than just obvious, I'll answer it anyway becuase I'm a nice person. I like Aland better, because he's the one I love.
GHstyle16: Alright! ~Queen-Moon wants to know why you're so afraid of nature Denmark. It's not THAT bad.
Denmark: Are you kidding me? It's the most dangerous and scariest thing in the world!
Sweden: This is so ridicouls, I don't even-
Denmark: You want some proves? Fine!
For example a river: You can easly drown in it. Or the sea! Even worse! Never heard of a tsunami, huh?
And what destroyed all the homes and killed several people in Haiti last year? A earthquake, made by nature!
You see, it's evil and tries to freaking KILL us!
Norway: But Denmark, there're also things that are good about nature!
GHstyle16: That's a good point and a perfect bridge to the next question.
Norway, why are you always trying to get Denmark to indulge in the nature he is so fearful of?
Norway: Because nature isn't bad but a wounderful thing and absolutely beautiful! It's the home of so many different animals. And just have a look at all the mountains, the forestes and the lakes. They're not evil or anything.
Nature is a living donor, it gives us medicine and other things we wouldn't get along without. Without nature none of us would exist, and I just want Denmark to realize that.
Denmark: It still killed over 10,000 people.
Sweden: Just give up Norway, he'll never get it.
GHstyle16: Oh, you never know ;)
Well, next question.
What's your favourite animal?
Denmark: Uhm…New Zealand.
Sweden: She's a country and not an animal you idiot!
Denmark: She's a sheep!
Sweden: There's a difference between a normal animal and a country, you know.
Denmark: Hey, it's not like I insulted her or something. She's my favourite animal so that's quite a compliment, okay?
Sweden: You just don't want to get it, right?
GHstyle16: Oh boy, here we go again. You guuuys, stop fighting over every shit! *sigh* Next question. From ~gizbear.
Hey, Denmark, if you cut your hair differently, how would you cut it?
Denmark: Cut my hair? Are you crazy? I would never do that!
GHstyle16: Damn right! I'd kill you if you cut your hair!
Sweden: *confused* What's so great about Denmark's hair?
GHstyle16: Well, just take a look at it! It's so…soft and…fluffy.
GHstyle16: *dreamily* Yeeaah.
Sweden: *sigh* What's the next question?
GHstyle16: Uhm, Hey Denmark, Sweden, and Norway I was wondering about past(or current) girlfriends (boyfriends?). Just wondering about the best part about them and the worst stuff like that. From ~smonekysmoo.
Denmark: I don't have a girl…or boyfriend at the moment.
Denmark: Yeah, why not?
Iceland: Come on, Sweden, you can't take him serious. He pretty much fucks everything that moves.
Denmark: At least I have somebody to fuck and don't have to do it myself all the time :b
Iceland: Bite me.
Denmark: Also I'm not a fan of serious relationships. Ususally I just have sex with them and that's it.
GHstyle16: And what about you guys?
Sweden: I'm in a relationship with Åland and I'm very happy with that. I had some past relationships, too, but nothing serious.
Norway: Uhm, honestly I didn't have a serious relationship yet…
GHstyle16: Really? Huh, that's strange. I mean, you're such a nice guy and all, why wouldn't somebody want you?
Iceland: Maybe that's the problem. You're just too nice, Norway. You have to be more badass to get the chicks to like you.
Denmark: Oh, what do you know Iceland? It's not like you ever had a relationship yourself.
Iceland: *offended* Well, I do not need something like that, I am very good on my own, thank you.
Denmark: *grinning* Does that mean we have a virgin here?
Iceland: *blush* I am not!
Denmark: *grins even wider* Oh yes, I think you are~!
Iceland: Norway wasn't in a relationship either, so-
Denmark: Yeah, but he had sex with Sweden, Sister Finland and me.
Sweden: You don't know that!
Denmark: Yeah sure, we woke up naked next to each other but we didn't had sex. Tell us another!
Sweden: There is no proof so you can't know it for sure!
Denmark: Oh please, that's just a logical conclusion!
Sweden: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Denmark: Yeah yeah, just keep telling that yourself if it makes you feel better. Whatever. Anyway Iceland is a virgin and that's it.
Iceland: Oh fuck you Denmark! Seriously, just do it!
Denmark: I don't need to.
Iceland: Why you little-
GHstyle16: Aaaand cut. Okay, that's enough guys. Seriously, can't you just have a normal conversation without going for each others throats?
Iceland: I'm not doing anything, it's the needy bitch that always starts fighting.
Denmark: I'm rather a needy bitch than a narcissistic freak!
Iceland: You know how pathetic it is that you're actually proud that you have to put your dick in everything that runs into you?
Denmark: At least I don't jack off when I see myself in the mirror, because my own awesomeness gives me a boner and then praise myself afterwards about how fucking awesome I am!
Iceland: That's IT! You're a dead man, Denmark!
Denmark: Bring it on, bitch!
GHstyle16: Oh Jesus Christ. What have I done to deserve this?
*Iceland jumps from the sofa and charges at Denmark*
Sweden: *grabs Iceland* Alright, that's enough! Stop it, both of you!
Iceland: Let go of me! Goddamnit Sweden LET GO!
Sweden: No, I won't! How old are you anyway, huh? You're acting up like seven-years old! This Interview is torture enough, and I won't sit here any longer than necessary just because the two of you can't behave yourselves! Now sit down and shut the hell up, got it?
Iceland: *growls* Fine, whatever. *sits down with crossed arms, glaring at Denmark*
GHstyle16: Okay, now we'll all calm down a bit and remember what we're here for and that we're all friends, right? … right...?
GHstyle16: Rrrrright, then I'm just going to- oh snap! I just realized I didn't answer one of the fan questions!
GHstyle16: Uhm, okay, last question for today. Iceland, do you miss your kids and who is their mother?
Norway: ... Wait. Their mother?
Denmark: Iceland has kids?
Sweden: Let me get this straight... when Iceland has kids...then he cannot be a virgin.
Iceland: HA! Take that, Loser! *makes the "L" at Denmark*
Norway: So, Iceland, who is the mother?
Iceland: Whaddaya mean?
Sweden: Well, the mother of your kids.
Iceland: Oh, right! That's...that's uhm...you know that's...uhm, you know, it's so long ago, I-
GHstyle16: Wait a second...if I remember that right humon said Iceland didn't has any kids...
Denmark: HA! Knew it! Virging Iceland is a virgin!
Iceland: SHUT UP!
Norway: I'm confused. So does Iceland have kids or doesn't he?
GHstyle16: Nope. I don't think so. I guess he was lying when he told that your kids.
Denmark: I've learned something today.
Sweden: What are you doing, some kind of South Park parody?
Denmark: Iceland is a bitchy virgin and has sand in his vagina.
Denmark: Yes, Icey?
Iceland: *smiling* You are going to die.
GHstyle16: W-wait, Iceland, what are you…No, Iceland, put the lamp down! I said put it- no! STOP IT!
You...uhm, sorry guys but I'm afraid that's it for today. See you next time! I hope...
ICELAND! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Dammit... I really do NOT deserve this...