Author: showtunediva PM
Audrey and Seymour devise a way to defeat Audrey II's evil ways. Rated T for mild language in Chapter 1.Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship - Seymour K. & Audrey - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-01-11 - Published: 01-06-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6630404
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Man vs Plant- Orin meets hio Demise
Defeating Evil Chapter 7
Note: This is the final installment to this fc. Please read the sequel New Found Friends which is a crossover with Guys and Dolls. Hope you all enjoyed this and that you will emjoy the sequel.
The plan of feeding the Audrey II rotten meat only lasted about a week or so, From that point forward Audrey and Seymour went into major planning mode when it came to figure out how feed Orin to the plant. Killing him would be the most difficult feat of all to accomplish. Especially doing it with out the Skid Row police catching on and eventually arresting them. Since the Audrey II was such a highly publicized plant everyone was keeping watch of Mushnik's Skid Row Flower Shop and since Mr. Mushnik disappeared the police has the shop on high alert.
"Audrey, how do you suppose we kill Orin with out the police catching on?" Seymour asked
" I have no idea. That certainly won't be an easy thing to do, Didn't Claudia say that the plant tried to eat Orin the other day?"
"Yes. Do you think we should lure him back to the sore?"
"That would make him to suspicious. He's picking me up for a date on Wednesday night why don't you have him look at the plant again?"
"I'd actually not have you as witness. I want to do away with him myself."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive. To me Orin and Audrey II are our two biggest things to fear and you should stay away from both of them"
"What if Orin tries to hurt you?"
Seymour leaned in and planted a tender kiss on Audrey's check
"Don't worry. He won't"
Audrey wasn't 't so sure.
Wednesday came and Orin came to pick Audrey up for their date at closing time.
"Hey Seymour, mind if I take a look at the plant again?" Orin asked
Seymour grinned "Normally, I'd say know but since you've been asking for awhile I'll let you look on ot. I'll let Audrey and you go out to dinner first and then you can come back and take a look."
Orin grinned a menacing grin "Okay sounds like a plan. See you in about an hour. Let's go Audrey"
Audrey and Orin left the shop
As if on cue Audrey II said "Feed Me"
"Don't you worry my sweet little plant. Dinner will be coming to you soon. Thank you for waiting so paitenntly"
"About time." The plant scoffed "Who's the main course?"
"The guy who looked at my teeth the other day?"
"Yes, he's the one.
"Good. He looks very tasty/"
Audrey and Orin returned from their date within the hour.
"Okay Orin The plant is all yours for viewing. Enjoy getting to know each other. Audrey and I need to go in back to do some inventory."
"Sure go ahead. Wait what do you mean GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER?"
Audrey sent a glance at her boyfriend "You'll see. Audrey and Seymour silenty went into the back room to do inventory.
And so Orin and Audrey II were left alone together
"So we meet again Orin." Audrey II said
"What… you know my name? You can talk?" Orin was totally caught off guard.
"Yes. I remember you from a few days ago you came to look at my teeth"
"Yes. They're very good looking teeth."
"Too bad you won't get to see them in action" Audrey II's vine slowly slipped around Orin;s waist and swept him into his feet.
"Wait what's going on?" AUDREY help! Orin kicked and struggled against the plant but it had a very intense grip upon him.
"Sorry pal. You don't deserve to be saved. Not after all the bad stuff you've done to Audrey."
Within seconds the Audrey II swallowed Orin whole. Seymour and Audrey screamed in delight and hugged each other.
Now it was Seymour's chance to destroy this monstrosity.
He pulled his machete from the bottom shelf in the stock room. Waited several minutes for the plant to digest its final meal then hacked away until there was nothing left.
Audrey and Seymour would then go on to live happily ever after and move away from Skid Row.