|Deadpool saves Christmas
Author: thechossen1 PM
wade is going to help santa, to stop an ancient evil clan of ninjas from using magic from mystical beings to resurect, the dead vampire master, tsing-xaoRated: Fiction T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 09-30-11 - Published: 01-10-11 - id: 6641415
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Deadpool Saves Christmas Chapter 2
sorry my last chapter had a lot of spelling errors but yeah i fexed that
September 2 1956
i was traveling through the vast wilderness in search of food, my team and i survived another hostile attack by the evil vampire ninja clan, who wish to kill sant for whatever reasons
tell the kids i... i... looo... loved to kill them
your's truely DEADPOOL
PS: there better be meatloaf when i get back.
" DEADPOOL WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!" said Darth Vader. "SHUT UP!, im in my self concious right now" said deadpool in the feedle position in a jungle.
" and to think i could've gotten hot choclate today" said a llittle girl in pajamas.
" well since were about to die, and christmas is about to be destroyed, why dont we sit down and talk about, how we didnt save christmas" said deadpool.
" it started off not so long ago"
" DEADPOOL SLOW DOWN!" said santa to deadpool, as deadpool was driving his slay. " what were not on the road, we can outpass the street limit" said Deadpool.
"YEAH BUT WERE GONA CRASH!" screamed Santa. "calm down, Tubby, will get us there" said deadpool as the Crashed to a Mountain.
" Good Job and look the presents there destoryed!" yelled santa.
" well sorry, the next time dont let me drive k" said Deadpool.
Santa's face turned red in frustation. "YOU KNOW WHAT LEAVE!" Yelled santa.
" leave where?" said Deadpool. "Great im stcuk with yah, cause of my good nature i need to take you back, fine come on Wilson, will have to walk back" said santa.
" GREAT WORK OUT TIME!" the 2 walked off.
"WAIT! HOLD IT!" the scene changes to the little girl.
" Is'nt santa supposed to be "Super Powered" or something" said the girl. " SHH this is good" said vader.
" anyway..." said deadpool.
Santa and Deadpool walk slowly through the ravenous mountains in an attempt to get to civilization, and get some help.
" ug this is the last time, i get help from anyone..." groaned santa.
" oh cheer up, you lve in places like these right" said deadpool, whom bumped into someone.
deadpool looked up to see a white saquatch creature. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
he said so cheerfuly. "im the abominable snowman," he said in a heavy russian accent, like heavy from TF2.
" welcome to home, home is nice, oh you 2 lost, come to home i have food, and shelter for you to stay in" he said as he walks back. the 2 fallow.
unknow to them they were being watched, by 2 red ninjas, with white eyes.
Inside the snowmans lair, the snowman sits down in his table. " welcome to home, is nice huh, nice place to stay to not much visitors, es too cold, or no food" he said, " es nice place to visit we have ice, and ice, and water, and ice, and polar bears, they come here try to drink my vodka," he said. "VODKA!" deadpool takes 50 cases of vodka and drinks. "listen thanks for the hospitality, but weres the way to civilazation?" asked santa. "ha there is no civilazation here" he said.
" were exactly are we? " asked deadpool. " me dont know, es to hard to see out there, sorry" said the snowman. " hey you wish to see pet rock, come i show you pet rock" said the abonible snowman. " his name is richard, he is pet rock" h showed deadpool and santa his pet rock.
As sant facepalmed and deadpool petted the rock. " whose a good boy" he kept saying. " err im not gona make it this schedule," said santa as he looks outside to see an army of ren ninjas charging this direction.
" oh great!" yelled santa.
Meanwhile, in a jungle jsut under the mouantain, a man in black is sleeping in a rock and awakens, he is Darth Vader.
" sigh another day another morning, best get ready to find food" he said as he herds screams coming from the mountains.
The Abonible snowman is throwing giant snowballs, athe the incmoing ninjas who seem to just jum through them.
"oh ne japanese warrior es strong" he said ruing back to his house. " well looks like i can finally save your ass santa" said deadpool, charging towards the ninja, santa crossing his fingers hoping for deadpool to die.
Deadpool had salughtered most of the ninjas. while others coninually throw stars at him but they dont seem to kill him.
" ninja stars not do much" said one ninja. " OMGWTFBBQ!" said deadpool as he runs past ninjas and cuts them with his blade.
" i r not good at ninja slaying or what" said deadpool incorectly. " err nice job" said santa. as the abonbible snowman looked out.
" ahh red man did good job, " he said walking with his rock.
" HHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!" the 3 herd someone coming to the mountain it was darth vader, and a little girl.
"whose that? " asked santa. " from the looks of it it seems like a cameo from Darth Vader? " said deadpool. " Oh richard big star wars fan" said the snowman.
" I herd screaming, and fallowed up found a girl hidng in some cave, and then found you" said darth vader whose out of breath. " little girl what are you doing here? " asked santa. " i saw you crash into the mountain from my village, and came to see you!" said the little 5 year old girl.
" so your this so called santa clause if i could still use the force i would choke you for not giving me a single present!" said Darth Vader.
A Giant Eagle flies above with ninjas riding it, and flies down swooping sanat away.
" yo oh" said deadpool, come on we must go after them. "err me and richard no want" said the snowman, " me either i'de rather go back home?" said vader. " im just a kid" said the girl. " well im the only one with a gun, so whats it gona be?" said deadpool.
" CHARGE!" deadpool and the otheres run after the eagle, in a foggy cloud, they cant see the cliff overhead and fall to the jungle below.
*scene changes back to Deadpool telling the story*
" and thats were we are now" said deadpool cheerfully.
To be Continued...