|Shiny But Lethal
Author: Demonic lil Angel PM
Star aka android S1 is a breakthrough in robotic technology, but she had one thing they didn't download into her hard drive, a personality. As a teenager, sick of acting like play thing, she runs away to planet Insanus. I do not own robotomy.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 05-29-11 - Published: 01-16-11 - id: 6659662
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Man, school is exhausting. I hate it when teachers give extra homework on the weekends and holidays, don't you?
Star came home with her arms full of textbooks filled with disturbing subjects such as how to rip off limbs correctly, what building is the most likely to explode, which leaders will offer you bribes, etc. Star wondered exactly what this school was actually teaching their students. Compared to the humans on earth, this school was hard core, and she was enjoying every minute of it. Being in a school like this was heaven compared to where she used to live with her dad.
The next day
The hallways were bustling as usual, students in a rush to return to their next classes. Thrasher slammed shut his locker door, in his hands some of the textbooks and materials he needed. Someone walked up from behind the yellow robot, metal feet clicking against the floor. That very same person tapped Thrasher on the shoulder, he turned around and dropped all his books and materials by surprise.
Her black metal feet were silent in the halls, almost like some sort of ghost, unnoticed by all the students as she walked by. Blastus almost didn't notice her as she passed by. "Hey, Star!" She turned around.
"Oh, hey Blastus. What's up?" Blastus shut his locker, he had a grave look in his visor.
"The unbelieveable just happened, Thrasher told me Maimy asked him out." He said, checking his phone and showing her the text.
I feel as though I'm floating in sulfic acid, Maimy actually asked me on a date to the mall this afternoon!
Star's visor widened as she looked at the text, reading it over and over to see if she read it wrong. "This is awesome! My best friend is dating the most popular girl in school! Word is soon gonna get round and we're gonna be the coolest guys here." She handed him his phone back. "So... you wanna go to the mall too? You know, so we can-"
"Spy on Thrasher and Maimy? That's perfect! Meet me outside the school at three." She exclaimed, then ran off. But not before hugging her friend. His whole being nearly exploded, but he didn't want to get rid of the feeling that she actually HUGGED him. He grinned stupidly and walked away, not caring about all the funny looks he was getting and all the robots that were laughing.
Blastus waited by the spiky front gates for Star. He told Weenus that it was really a date so that he wouldn't come with. Star walked out of the gates looking as great as ever. Also jumping up and sawing a attacking drone in half with her leg making him look even more. "Hey Blastus."
"H-Hey Star. Ready to go?"
"Yep. Let's get going or we'll lose them."vThey began to walk towards the mall.
"Why do you even care if Thrasher goes on a date?"
"I just don't like Maimy is all, I think she's been trying to get rid of me lately." She sighed and looked at the polluted sky. It was making a nice color of brown today, like that diet oil she had during lunch.
"Or you're just jealous." Star gave him a hard glare that shot lasers through his body. "Okay okay, you're not jealous." Satisfied, she walked away. "The mall's this way!" She went past him the other way.
"I knew that." Blastus chuckled and followed her to make sure she didn't get lost.
Back on Earth
"You need to get that android back Daniel, we spent over 5 billion dollars on it!" Daniel scratched his head in aggrivation at his desk. His assistant continued to spaz uncontrollably like he normailly did when he was upset or stressed. Both he and Daniel had been totally out of it ever since the android left. Even more so when they found her tracking device in a sewer a few days ago. "I kept telling you, you needed to have more security. That thing was too teenage like and unstable, should have made it into a more mature model, or at least gotten rid of the per-"
"SHUT UP! I'm trying to think here! The personality is what made it so different from the other machines you dolt. I wanted it to be so human, that it could think for itself and able to guide itself through any problem." Daniel kept thinking until his mind processed an idea. "Get me the hunts androids." The assistant nodded and pressed a button. A large metal door opened and four shiny red, blue, green, and yellow andriods came out.
"Are you sure about this? These bots aren't all that stable and-"
"SHUT UP!" The hunts droids flew off into space in search of the missing android.
"I can't believe you Blastus! You ruined my FIRST EVER date with Maimy!" Thrasher yelled, rusted, dented, his arm was gone, and so was half of his stomach. "And you too Star!" All three of them looked like complete and total crap after what happened at the mall, also all drenched in oil.
"Hey, it was all her idea!" Blastus yelled back, pointing to the female.
"No it wasn't! YOU were the one who destroyed that fountain!" Star accused.
"YOU wanted to go in the first place!"
"YOU followed along with my plan! So you're as at much fault as I am!"
"You are BOTH at fault here!" Thrasher interuppted, breaking up the fight. His friends went silent and looked at their feet. "What DROVE you two to-" Something randomly exploded and then there was an agonizing scream of pain. Star picked up her cell, relieved.
"That's my boss calling! BYE!" She rocketed off waving. Blastus was left at the non-mercy of Thrasher.
"So... I'm gonna get out of here now! Don't get killed on the way back!" Blastus ran off, leaving Thrasher in the dust.
"Some friends!" Thrasher huffed, putting his hands on his hips. "I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HAPPY!" He roared. Then he flipped a mobile and made it explode.