A Mad Lib
This is a mad lib that I did from the Harry Potter Facts and Fun site. Look it up. Anyway, I found it amusing.
Harry Potter is the brightest kid in books! His lightning-bolt board game looks sunny and sympathetic! His hobbits, Ron and Hermione, are shiny! Harry Potter defeated the straight Dark Lord, Voldemort, several times. He attends ring, the school of witchcraft and wizardry, hates his crooked teacher, Snape, and plays Quidditch, the round aerial sport. He always has to prance to get the Golden Snitch. Draco is Harry Potter's arch-enemy. Draco's friends, Crabbe and Goyle, are very slimy. J. K. Rowling is the hiddeous author of these very fine books!
I know, it was Random. Hope you enjoyed it anyway.