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Tortall meets a chatroom!

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Ilovethelioness

Dear Alanna,

I hope that you'll know..
There's somebody out there,
Somebody somewhere to show you the tenderness you need.
Somebody to hold you when worries control you.
I'd give anything if only you knew it was me.
I wanna be there when you're in need.
I would never be long if you were waiting,
When you gonna see? If you could only see.
There's somebody out there.
Somebody somewhere to show you the tenderness you need.
Somebody to hold you when worries control you
I'd give anything if only you knew it was me

From,

Your Secret Admirer

To: Ilovethelioness

From: Alannathelioness

I'm married, you stalker!

To: KingJon

From: QueenPeerless

In case you care, Alanna has a stalker and Roger is alive. Jkjk (On the Roger thing, not the stalker?)

To: AlannatheLioness

From: RespectableRogue

What's this I hear from Jon about you having a stalker?

To: AlannatheLioness

From: KingJon

You have a stalker! Bu-ha-ha-ha!

To: QueenPeerless

From: AlannatheLioness

You need to learn how to keep your trap shut.

To: RespectableRogue

From: AlannatheLioness

It's nothing.

To: KingJon

From: AlannatheLioness

Shut up.

To: Ilovethelioness

From: AlannatheLioness

You are very troublesome.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Ilovethelioness

I love you.

To: RespectableRogue

From: AlannatheLioness

It's just a schoolboy crush. (I hope)

To: AlannatheLioness

From: QueenPeerless

I'm sorry!

To: AlannatheLioness

From: KingJon

Lets all go search for Alanna's stalker. Bua-ha-ha-ha

To: KingJon

From: AlannatheLioness

You are a dead man as soon as I get back to Corus.

To: QueenPeerless

From: AlannatheLioness

Your husband's dead. I would be sorry if I hadn't killed him.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: KingJon

Ha! You failed! I'm in extensive care.