|WHAT THE HELL IS IT!
Author: Azuna10 PM
this is a game show for all ages! please review cause this fic is running on reviewsRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 03-13-11 - Published: 02-26-11 - id: 6780335
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
KO-O-O-O-ONICHIWA! ^-^ I um…I'm gonna keep writing stories now because I'm bored hehehehe…
All: say it…
All: DO IT!
Me: FINE FINE! I DON'T OWN ANY BODY WEEEEEEEHHHHH!(no fair T-T)
While our weird author mopes in a corner lets start the fic!*trumpets*
WHAT THE HELL IS IT!
With your host tasuki!
Tasuki: WHAT? Yer on yer own! I aint getting me ta' host this $#!+!*about to leave but suddenly gets blocked*
Me: you'll be hosting or else *presents a pit full of rabid fangirls*
Tasuki: O_o;;; uhh…uh…..ladies and gentlemen!^-^;;;;
Me: that's better…
Tasuki:*mutters something about the author* ..uhh..we present WHAT THE HELL IS IT!
Audience: WHAT THE HELL IS IT!^O^
Tasuki: I already told ya its:'WHAT THE HELL IS IT '!
Audience: we know It's WHAT THE HELL IS IT!
Tasuki: I ALREADY TOLD YA NOW STOP ASKING ME!
Me; - -;;;
Tasuki: stupid audience….any way this game show is a guessing game called-
Audience: WHAT THE HELL IS IT!^o^
Tasuki: I ALREADY TOLD YA WHAT THE F***** GAME'S CALLED! way it's a guessing game. The victi-* author covers his mouth*
Tasuki; o.o;;; uh….i mean 'player' has to be blindfolded and has to guess what she r' he is holding.
Me:If the player get's it right hell or shell get ONE MILLION DOLLARS-!
Tamahome: *rams the door*
Me: eeeeeekkkk SECURITY!
Tamahome: NOOOOO MONEY GIVE ME MONEY! *is being pulled away*
Me: *blink* uh…he can play too when the other people who will request it threw sending me a messeage or through reviewing this fic(!)
Tasuki: uh…there's also…a year supply of foo-
Miaka:*rams the door…again…* GIVE IT TO ME!the precious MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tasuki: damn there goes our other door.
Me: MIAKA NOT YET!
Miaka; *tied to a super strong post* nnnnnnnnn!(NOOOOO!)
ME: (uhh…note to self get more door insurance) another prize is a date with hotoho…uhh…maybe ill announce thaty price after the game ^-^; the studio isn't nuri-proof.. and most of all THE GRAND PRIZE! RULER FOR A DAY!
All seriyuu and suzaku warriors go wide eye and says: ALRIGHT!
Me: our first contestant slash player…M-I-A-K-A!
*some audience chear*
Me: since I say so she's are goin' first lets go!
Miaka: alright food here I come! hehehehe
Tasuki:*ties miaka with a blind fold*
Miaka: OK! Hmmm *feels something* it's pretty hard…. it's kinda smooth…hmmm…..
Tasuki: MIAKA GET YER HAND OFF MY PANTS!
Miaka: WHAT? EWWW! *blush*
Tasuki: ya grabbed my phone stupid.
Miaka: ohhhhhhh ^^;;;;;
tasuki: err…. Miaka what did you think it was?
Me: oh sop sorry miaka but since you guessed it wrong you don't get a prize good bye! *opens trap door*
Miaka: aaaaaaahhhh I'm falling! *thud* oh..it's only 3 foot deep -.-;;
Me: yeh… um…I didn't really wanna spend money on a bigger hole.
Me: ok who do you weant as the next 'PLAYER'? also this game is for torchuring people too…
Me: GOOD! tie him up fang boy!
Tasuki; DON'T CALL ME THAT YA BAKA-ONNA! *ties miboshi*
Miboshi; ILL GET YOU FOR THIS YOU FOR THIS YOU STUPID EYED SIMPLETON!
Me: yeh yeh BRING ON THE ITEM!
Miboshi; oh well nomatter I can guess this and be RUULER MUHAHAHAHA1 *is now guessing* hm….it's soft…..and BIG….theres two of them…they seem to be attached…..theres a slit in the middle! *sniff* smells like honey buns…..is it honey buns?
Ashtare: rrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!(WHAT ARE YA DOIN SNIFFIN MY BUTT?)
Miboshi; AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE HOOORRRROOOORRRR!
Me; hahaha THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING CHIRIKO YA THREE EYED FLOATING BABY THING!
Chiriko: arigato miya-san ^-^
Tasuki: ewww that was a horrible sight. -.-;;;
Me: ok well be right back with WHAT THE HELL IS IT right after I get some reviews! bye!
*to be continued*
Me: hello f.y fans from all over the world! If you want me to continue just review ok? Oh and if you want to request who do you want to play the game next just tell me ^-^ ok if this sucked I'm a little bit uninspired ^-^;; I hope you liked it! I'll continue if you want me to.