
This is the ULTIMATE PARODY story of WarioWare. Some evil Fronks have decided to take over the world, and only 9-Volt and his friends can stop them.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 03-27-11 - id: 6850264
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A cab was driving by when they saw something.
"Oh my god, is that...?" Spitz started to say, but Dribble already drove past. "STOP!" Dribble stopped. "What? And if you say HAMMERTIME, I'll kill you!"
"I thought I just saw some familiar shoes underneath a collapsed building. We better turn around." said Spitz. They turned around. Strangely, Spitz was right.
"There's only one guy I know who wears shoes like that!" said Dribble, moving the body. It was Orbulon. He was lucky to be alive.
"It must have been those evil-ass Fronks in the paper. They've started wrecking buildings now?" said Spitz, having JUST read the newspaper.
"Less talk, more escape. We need some kind of shelter or something." said Dribble, helping Orbulon.
"Well, Ashley's using some secret room as some kind of shelter." said Spitz, getting into the cab. "I saw Crygor's car going there!"
"Let's go! I got my CD for the journey!" said Dribble. "If THAT SONG is on there, I'll..." Spitz put his hands over his ears as the song "What is Love?" plays.
The cab passes the Team Of Four (five counting Shag) going to Ashley's mansion. "Are you going to Ashley's place too?" asked Dribble.
"Yeah, dude! We got a Fronk on OUR SIDE! That is some crazy Sh**!" said 18-Volt, in his usual mood.
They all finally get to Ashley's mansion.
Red opens the door and lets them into the secret room.
"WHOA! A Fronk! Is it... evil?" asked Crygor, who had somehow turned his car into an entertainment system for the room.
"Put it this way: If it was, I'd be dead." said 9-Volt, who had already gone to one of the consoles and started playing.
"I'm okay with the cabbies, otaku, twins and the nice Fronk, BUT WHO SAID THIS JERK COULD COME?" said Ashley, pointing to Orbulon.
"He has an army of alien bunnies, you know." said Kat.
Orbulon woke up. " Ah, Orbulon-san. You're awake." said Red. Orbulon didn't say anything for ten minutes until he finally spoke.
"Everyone... Evil Fronks... Giant Robots..." he tried to say everything but just couldn't, as he was too shocked to speak.
"Robots?" asked 9-Volt, staring. "Are you trying to say that they have robots?"
Orbulon nodded his head. "Orbulon-san, are you okay? You're not speaking normally." said Red.
"I think we've established that he's a little too shocked to speak." said Ashley.
"But still, Giant Robots... Is that how they wrecked that building?" asked Spitz. Orbulon nodded again.
"You need to rest for a bit. If you don't, you may never be able to speak again." said Penny.
"Okay, boys! We're gonna break down the door and capture the traitor with our giant robots!" said the Chief Fronk, preparing his robot to attack.
"Okay, sir! Three, Two, One..."
CRASH! The door came flying off its hinges!
"Jesus!" said Crygor. "Oh my god... It's..."
"Don't say it, Crygor-Senpai!" said Ashley, but it was too late.
"GOD DAMN ROBOTS!" said Crygor, unable to resist.
"Hauu! The robots are so big..." said Red "But those robots were only supposed to be used in emergency situations! The chief Fronk must have had something really evil on his mind!" said Shag.
"W-Why are you pointing your gun at me?" asked 9-Volt, nervously. He was surely going to be dead. This was it. They were going to kill him. They were going to...
CRASH! The robots suddenly fell like dominoes. in front of them were Jimmy and his family.
"Hi, guys! Did we miss something?" asked Jamie, with a twinkle in her eye.
"Wha..?" said Ashley, with her mouth open. "How did you do that?" asked Penny, staring at the scene.
'Thank you! You guys saved my life! I owe you big time!" shouted 9-Volt, with his eyes wide open.
Ana was thinking. 'hm, 9-Volt must be in danger when he has Shag-san on his side. I know!' thought Ana. "9-Volt! I-I-I'LL PROTECT YOU WITH ALL MY MIGHT!"
9-Volt blushed a bit. "You don't have to, Ana-chan..." "But I will! Because I-I-I..." shouted Ana, blushing tomato red. "I LOVE YOU, 9-VOLT!"
9-Volt was speechless. She finally said it. She finally confessed her feelings to him, but he couldn't. He had to say it now! "I LOVE YOU TOO! I'M SORRY FOR NOT SAYING EARLIER!"
Ashley hit them both on the head. "This is sweet and all but in case you haven't noticed, THERE ARE GIANT ROBOTS OUTSIDE, SO LET'S GET MOVING!" she said, pushing them both.
"No." said Kat, in her serious voice. "We can't just run away from them. It's useless." Cue the most cliche moment ever. "We have to fight!"
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