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Ch. 23

YOLO! 8DD

A/N~…where the f*** have I been? O~O

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WhiteRage18 has logged on.

WhiteRage18: TURAHK! You mother***ing jackass! Get your ass in here and open this damn pickle jar! I'm STARVING!

CrimsonFear19:…wow, uh, okay, how to approach this…

WhiteRage18: SHUT UP. I want my damn pickle, and my hands are all clammy from dumping a bucket of lotion on Vorahk this morning!

CrimsonFear19: So THAT'S why he smelt like a girl's locker room all day. Been wondering about that…

WhiteRage18: SHUT THE F*** UP AND OPEN THIS DAMN JAR! Everyonbe else is at a damn bar and I need my dill!

CrimsonFear19: Dude, why a pickle? We got plenty of other crap in the fridge. You pregnant or something? XD

WhiteRage18: If I am, I'm leaving the afterbirth on your bed and making you pay childsupport!

CrimsonFear19: Uh, gross. Wait, they went to the bar WITHOUT me? Those jackasses!

WhiteRage18: I know! Now get your ass up and open this damn jar before I break it open against your head! DX

CrimsonFear19: calm down, don't flip your lid.

WhiteRage18: I AM calm! See? There's my lid. Just sitting there all snug on the pickle jar, all tight and un-flipped. Even though I SO desperately want a pickle, I refuse to flip it. Because I am calm! I am completely, utterly, and totally CALM...!

CrimsonFear19: more like completely, utterly, and totally cracked.

WhiteRage18: THERE IS NARY A CRACK ON MY PICKLE JAR YOU MOTHER F***ER~!

CrimsonFear19: Jesus, aren't you getting help in anger management?

WhiteRage18: YES. I AM GETTING HELP. NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, PLEASE.

CrimsonFear19: well since you said 'please'…

WhiteRage18: I can put a smiley emoticon in here too if you're into that.

CrimsonFear19: Please don't, your pregnancy hormones are scaring me…

WhiteRage18: *flips you off* 8)

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FireCracker16: Kongu, you're an idiot…

MiniTwister15: Pft, yeah, haven't heard that one before. You gonna get me out of here or what? This bench is COLD!

FireCracker16: maybe it's because you're NOT WEARING PANTS?

MiniTwister15: No, it's because the cops won't invest in cushions for their benches! And these cuffs are chaffing my wrists! And this blanket is itchy and smells like self-loathing and vomit!

FireCracker16: And you belong in the police station freezing you ass off…

MiniTwister15: I do not! I did nothing but abide by the place's damn name!

FireCracker16:…Kongu…

MiniTwister15: yeah?

FireCracker16: You're an idiot…

MiniTwister15: What!? How was I supposed to know people didn't actually do their shopping there while naked!?

FireCracker16: Kongu, for christ's sake! I think it would be obvious that just because it's called a 'strip mall' that you don't actually shop there butt naked!

MiniTwister15: how is it obvious? Why can't they change the name?

FireCracker16: Uh, gee, I dunno. Common sense maybe? What kind of place lets you browse the model-plane section naked!?

MiniTwister15:…a store I wanna shop at! 8D

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FrostyBite18 ha slogged on.

FrostyBite18: Pohatu…

DessertRunner18: Yes~?

FrostyBite18:…why?

DessertRunner18: Why what? 83

FrostyBite18: Why am I standing here, at the zoo, holding a camera, watching you try and sneak into the ostrich pen, to try and ride it, and make a viral video?

DessertRunner18:…you pretty much just said it. To make a viral video! And come on, you jumped at this opportunity when I brought it up!

FrostyBite18: Well, yeah, but I didn't think you'd ACTUALLY do it. I didn't even think there WAS a zoo that had ostrich in this city!

DessertRunner18: Well they do have them, and I'm gonna ride one, get a few billion views, and be famous. 8D

FrostyBite18: Those are huge-ass bird Pohatu…

DessertRunner18: Well I can't ride a chicken or a duck now can I?

FrostyBite18: they can peck your damn eye out…

DessertRunner18: Not gonna happen. But this is gonna be a TRIP! Man these things are FAST they can run up to 43 mph! 8D

FrostyBite18: they can also kick and claw you to ribbons…

DessertRunner18: AND lay huge eggs.

FrostyBite18: Which brings me back to my question…

DessertRunner18: Which is…?

FrostyBite18: WHY?

DessertRunner18:…YOLO! 8D

FrostyBite18:…

DessertRunner18:…

FrostyBite18:…

DessertRunner18:

FrostyBite18:…okay. Rolling.

DessertRunner18: Aaaaanndd…ACTION! 8D

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BlackLeech19: Kurahk...for christs SAKE! Would it kill you to clean the damn drain when you finish a shower? I thought I stepped on a goddamn albino furbie in there!

WhiteRage18: oh my god, this noise again? Look before you step you dread locked ape! I can't help that I shed like a damn sheep dog! And you're one to talk! You leave matted wads just as much, AND use up all the hot water! My ass nearly froze over last time!

BlackLeech19: Then get a damn haircut you emo bastard! And clear out the damn drain when you're done!

WhiteRage18: it's HAIR! It's not gonna kill you!

BlackLeech19: If it came from your body, it can hurt someone. I am CONVINCED that one day, should you knock up some poor chick, your child would sneak into my room, and murder me in my sleep.

WhiteRage18: oh bull! And you call ME overdramatic? You're a 6 foot 6, 253 pound man! Hair should not freak you out like this!

BlackLeech19: I'm 217! And I mean it! It fricken hissed at me and reared back like a damn cobra! I thought I had to shoot it or beat it with the plunger!

WhiteRage18: Fu-Q BI

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A/N~ Wow, I have been gone for ages and I come back with this pathetic piece of sh**? Ugh, well I hope it made some of you at least chuckle…

1-)...nope, I got nothing for you to put here. XD

2-) PEOPLE, it may be called a 'strip mall' but that does NOT mean you can shop there butt-naked! XD

3-)...YOLO! 8D And to those of you unfamiliar with our urban language, or are over the age of 40, 'yolo' stands for 'you only live once'. This term is often used as an explination/excuse to why people do stupid things.