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Author: Mazula PM
What's this? College student Matau has given his friends, and their siblings, Mata-chatroom accounts? What internet chaos will unfold? And since when did evil have chat accounts too? HUMANIZED!Bionicle ahead. Chatroom-fic. Full of silliness. Just read.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - City of Legends & Mask of Light - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,033 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 02-23-13 - Published: 04-17-11 - id: 6914624
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Welcome to the Mata-chatroom.
Like a Good Neighbor…
A/N~ haha, man I don't even. What is this? XD
Also! I wanna give a shout-out to an anonymous reviewer, Aaron, for the support on the issue concerning The Trolls United (aka Critics United). Hahaha! Man, you're awesome, and such a ball of fire! I love it! I thank you dearly for the support, but ask you to tread carefully around them. They're obviously not worth the time, and their threats are worth less than dirt. I'm still here after all, and this fic is going strong!
So on that note, I'm gonna be a bit of an ass and give a message to the Trolls United team.
BITCH, WUT NAOW? Oh wait, hang on, did that wrong, "BITCH, WHUT NAOW?" Said Mazula.
Much love to you all and my lovely reviewers!
Mata-chat tweet update.
Doing: Staring at my toilet.
~ So, today Kopaka went to the store for snacks while he was staying over at my place for a school project. He comes back, and goes into the bathroom. He comes out and tells me that my toilet has a leak. I go to check it out, cause I'm the houses' handy-man. And I find A LEEK in my can.
Well played mister Shiver, well played...
1,256 People Like This.
1 Person is Smug.
FrostyBite18 has logged onto mobile chat.
FrostyBite18: Lewa you JACKASS! How could you cause so much f***ing damage to a motorcycle with a damn SEGWAY!?
BurntToast19: BWAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG LOLAWLMAOMFGTFOBBQPLZ XDDD Oh god Lewa, I love you...!
AcroJester17: I love you too sweetie! 8D And it was an accident! It's only a small dent.
FrostyBite18: You call having the engine lying ten feet away from the bike A DENT?
BurntToast19: XDD dude, where did you even GET a Segway?
FrostyBite18: He f***ing stole it from the mall cop.
AcroJester17: I did not! I just borrowed it without telling him…
FrostyBite18: Lewa…I am going to f***ing beat you with a Leek if you don't come up with some kind of way to fix this…
AcroJester17: No no wait wait wait! I got this! I KNOW how to fix this!
FrostyBite18: Oh really? Well then SPILL before I spill your guts onto the pavement!
AcroJester17:...that's gross! D8
AcroJester17: OKAY! Ahem...like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there!
AcroJester17:...where's the person!? There's supposed to be a person that pops up and says everything's all good! D8
FrostyBite18 has logged off.
FrostyBite18 is now assaulting AcroJester17 with a Leek.
BurntToast19 is in hysterics.
FireCracker16 has logged onto mobile chat.
FireCracker16: why…is Kongu running and spinning in the revolving door of the Coliseum?
RockyKick16: PFT…! XD
LightGuy15: XD because Hewkii said it was impossible to slam a revolving door.
RockyKick16: and apparently, to him, it is possible.
FireCracker16:..how would that be possible? It's a REVOLVING DOOR!
RockyKick16: Exactly! XDD
LightGuy15: lol so, how ya doing Jaller?
FireCracker16: Eh, fine. Been bored all morning and decided to take a walk, which is why I am here, and I was…I was…I'm sorry, how long has he been doing this?
RockyKick16: Twenty minutes! LAWL
FireCracker16: SRSLY? How has he not puked? I'm getting nauseous just watching him. And no one's stopped him? WTF?
LightGuy15: Ikr? But I guess the people are just as entertained as we are. I mean, come on, it may be called the Coliseum, but nothing entertaining actually goes on in it lol
FireCracker16: that why you're recording this?
RockyKick16: yup! XD hey who knows? Maybe he can break a world record for 'idiot with the longest running spin record of the revolving door'.
LightGuy15: think he'd let us be in the photo with him?
RockyKick16: He better! I'm using up SO many GB on recording him, and my arm is tired!
FireCracker16: you all do know Dume is going to notice this and come down and deal with it himself soon right…?
RockyKick16: pft, better him than us. And hey, if we don't get a record out of it, at least we'll get a viral video! XD
LightGuy15: speaking of~
FireCracker16: aw sh**, here comes Dume…
RockyKick16: Bwahahahahah! Look at Kongu! He's so out of it! XDD
FireCracker16: At least he stopped spinning…
LightGuy15: yeah but…can't a sudden stop make people sick?
FireCracker16: god I hope not. O.o
RockyKick16: aahhh…Kongu's fav color is green right?
RockyKick16: kay, should we be worried his face is green?
MiniTwister15 has puked on VolcanoMaster53.
VolcanoMaster53 now needs a new suit.
RockyKick16 has posted video on MataTube.
RockyKick16 scored over 3,000,000 hits.
FireCracker16 is not amused.
Mata-chat journal update.
Drinking: 5 hour energy. (they need bigger bottles, srsly…)
Doing: trying not to slam my head into a wall.
Watching: this bird.
Current mood: Annoyed.
So…the petshop recently got in a new shipment of birds. Was excited at first, but now I know what Kopaka feels like when he's in a room full of idiots…
Seems boss forgot to mention these birds are either from a shipyard, or have watched too much MTV. I have never heard so many F-bombs from birds…and I have never been called by SO many cat calls in my life…BY BIRDS.
No Nuju, you may not adopt that parrot that likes to scream 'F***-TARD' at Le-Matoran. So stop asking!
3,456 people Like This.
156 parents are Not Happy.
1 person wants a Swearing Bird.
To be continued…
A/N~ lol whaaaaat? 8D
1-) wow Kopaka just pulled a prank…GET IN THE CAR OH GOD OH GOD!
2-) Lewa. No. Stop it. You're not doing it right…you're off key!
3-) …PFT! And yes people! Dume is VolcanoMaster53 in this! Expect to see him in future chapters!
4-) XDD idea inspired by earthquakes123 (aka stormseeker123) so yay! You get birds dropping F-bombs and hitting on matty! And Nuju wants a parrot that will insult Le-Matoran. LULZ.