|Rocky Horror Easter Show
Author: opheliafrump PM
Holiday Special Series! Columbia tried to get everyone to celebrate Easter, but Eddie and Riff Raff ruined it. And for Magenta... Want to read more, come on in! R&R!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 04-26-11 - Published: 04-24-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6933537
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Okay, this is a "two-shot" sequel to Columbia's Wedding. This is the last instalment of the Rocky Horror Holiday Special series (don't hit me with the ice picker). If I get enough reviews, I may write a Halloween special one-shot.
Declaimer: Richard O'Brien owns everything (including my life and the characters I created)!
It was Easter Sunday. Magenta and Columbia entered the castle with a basket of little Easter bunnies that they just got in the pet store early that day.
"I am so excited," said Columbia, "besides Christmas, Easter is my holiday!"
"Yes, I know. You have been telling me since you got back from your Disneyland honeymoon trip in Paris," Magenta said in an irritated mood. Her pregnant hormones made her uninterested in everything.
Columbia put the bunnies' basket in the center of the ballroom and looked around the room. Easter chocolate eggs were hidden in some places inside and outside the castle. She had cute little bunnies as their new pets. They quitted the jobs at the local church so they didn't have to work on Easter weekend. Everything was set for Easter. Now, she just needed to change her normal earthling outfit to her sparkling Time Warp outfit.
"Magenta, don't let your hormones take over your body! I will give you a massage. Let's go to your room," Columbia led Magenta upstairs.
As the ladies left the room, Eddie, Riff Raff and Rocky came down from the elevator. For the last two months, they had been working their butts off re-decorating one of the rooms for Magenta's triplets. They went into the kitchen, opened the fridge and grabbed a beer.
From the kitchen, Eddie saw something hopping inside the ballroom. He rubbed his eyes and tried to look again. He grabbed Riff Raff shoulder and asked, "Am I having hallucination from drugs and alcohol or are there real rabbits hopping inside the ballroom?"
Riff Raff said without looking, "Hallucination."
Rocky slowly turned around, pointed his fingers at a white rabbit and said, "No, there are real rabbits. How did they get in here?"
"Yuppie!" said Eddie, "When I was a boy scout, I once went camping with my troops. I caught a few rabbits and cooked them. They tasted awesome. I am so hungry after Riff Raff forces me to paint the room without even paying me. Let's cook these rabbits for lunch!"
Riff Raff and Rocky both smiled evilly. They walked into the ballroom.
"You go to the left and I will go to the right. Rocky will go straight ahead. Then we can trap them in the center," said Riff Raff. The other two men nodded.
They stepped forward, but both Eddie and Riff Raff went to the right side of the room.
"What the heck, Eddie?" Riff Raff asked, "I told you to go to the left."
"This is left," Eddie raised his right hand.
"What?" Riff Raff and Rocky said in unison.
"Left, right," Eddie raised his right hand, then the left hand.
"No, this is left," Rocky held up Eddie's left hand, "You don't know which side is right and which side is left? How old are you? Five?"
"I don't know. My Uncle Everett never taught me when I was young," Eddie explained.
"How did you get your motorbike driving license?" Riff Raff asked in surprised.
"What license? I never have one. Wait... I need a license to drive?" Eddie replied.
"Ha, no wonder you always crashed your bike," Riff Raff concluded.
"Always? Only fifteen times..." Eddie said.
Both Riff Raff and Rocky rolled their eyes.
"I thought you just said you were a boy scout. If you can't tell left and right, how did you march?" Rocky asked.
"I didn't march. I just hid in the dumpster with other scouts, smoking weeds and reading porn with it came to marching practice time," said Eddie.
"Fine, fine. Enough talking. Let's continue our rabbit hunt. I am starving. You go this way and I go that way. Let's try again. Okay?" Riff Raff said. Rocky and Eddie nodded their again.
"There!" "This Way!" "On your left! No, that's your right. Left is the other way!" "Behind you!" "The brown one, the brown one!"
After half an hour of chasing, these hungry men caught the five bunnies. They tied a piece of string around each bunny neck and headed to the kitchen to started cooking.
"Something smells good~" Columbia said in a cheerful mood and entered the kitchen with Magenta, "What are you guys cooking?"
"Hi honey, we are having rabbit meat for lunch," said Eddie.
"Rabbit meat? My Easter bunnies? You cooked my Easter bunnies?" Columbia squealed.
"Are those your Easter bunnies? We didn't know..." Rocky said, "It's okay. We haven't killed any of the bunnies yet. We are just cooking the onion and the vege now."
"One, two, three, four, five... One of them is missing! Where is little Mag?" Columbia said. She opened the oven to check if Rocky was lying.
Columbia went back to the ballroom to look for the rabbit with the dark brown fur.
"Little Mag? She named the rabbit after you?" Riff Raff asked Magenta.
"Yes, she did. Not only me, she named the rabbits after you guys. This one is little Rock, little Ed, little Riff, little Nell and Fur Ball. Fur Ball's name meant Furter..."
Columbia entered the room and interrupted Magenta, "Found her!"
"I can't believe you are trying to eat my rabbits. I am bringing them to my rooms!" Columbia said angrily. She left the kitchen and slammed the door.
Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy it :) I have been busy working at the Canadian election office, but I promise I will post the next (and final) chapter by Monday midnight.
What happens if your wife is mad at you? You ask Frank to sing a song.