Okay, so this is very random and I don't know if I'll write more. I am really upset with last episode for two reasons: even though I loved the Elijah&Elena scenes + the Kat&Elijah

background, I absolutely hated Damon's attitude towards Elijah and Stefan's corniness when he said "I will always protect Elena." Yes, WE KNOW! So quit reminding me.

And a few weeks ago I saw this really fun and really cool Facebook TVD style fic. So, I figured I would do something similar.

So, anti-Delena & Stelena; Elijah & Elena. Maybe Kat and Klaus too. Remember, it's for fun. Don't take it too seriously. And enjoy.

Elena Gilbert is friends with Elijah Smith

(Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore dislike this)

...

Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert

Stefan Salvatore just because he gave his word on saving your life, it doesn't mean he needs to be in your Facebook page.

Elena Gilbert Stefan, quit it. This is stupid and it doesn't make any difference.

Stefan Salvatore I'm serious, Elena. Damon is already pissed off enough as it is.

...

Elijah Smith to Elena Gilbert

Elijah Smith Damon's giving you a hard time?

Elena Gilbert What do you care?

Elijah Smith I'll take that as a yes.

Elena Gilbert Whatever. I'm just grumpy we can't all just get along.

Elijah Smith I can relate to that.

...

Klaus Smith joins Facebook

(Elijah Smith and Elena Gilbert dislike this)

...

Damon Salvatore to Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore can you believe Klaus joined Facebook?

Stefan Salvatore stop fooling around, Damon. I'm more worried about what Elena and Elijah are up to right now.

Damon Salvatore think someone else is in line to steal your girl?

Stefan Salvatore shut up, Damon.

Damon Salvatore not feeling so good about accepting Elijah's help now, are you, little brother?

Stefan Salvatore don't annoy me, Damon. You're only a few steps away from me.

Damon Salvatore was that a threat? Bring it then.

Stefan Salvatore SHUT UP, DAMON.

...

Elena Gilbert to Damon Salvatore

Elena Gilbert Damon, are you there?

Damon Salvatore what do you want?

Elena Gilbert just wanted to say hi…

Damon Salvatore hi. Are you done now?

Elena Gilbert come on, Damon. Can't you forgive me? I was just looking for a better way.

Damon Salvatore well, I'm sorry, Elena, but I don't see how you dying is a better way.

Elena Gilbert I won't be dead for long. Elijah said he knows how to save me.

Damon Salvatore and you believe him?

Elena Gilbert yes, I do.

Damon Salvatore then you're just as stupid as he is.

...

Damon Salvatore to Elijah Smith

Damon Salvatore if you don't save Elena, I'll kill you. Again.

Elijah Smith don't be stupid. We are on the same side. Elena's side.

Damon Salvatore I'm not on your side. I'm not on Elena's either.

Elijah Smith Enjoy the time you have with Elena while you can.

Damon Salvatore …why?

Elijah Smith because she'll be a different person after the sacrifice.

Damon Salvatore different how?

Damon Salvatore …Elijah?

Damon Salvatore Ugh, I knew he would screw us up.

Damon Salvatore Can't believe I'm actually talking to myself on Facebook.

...

Elijah Smith to Elena Gilbert

Elijah Smith I need to talk to you. Can you meet me?

Elena Gilbert Yeah, I'll skip school. No problem, Caroline will cover me up.

Elijah Smith I could pick you up at school.

Elena Gilbert No, can't do. Stefan always does that now, to make sure I don't sneak up on him. Don't worry, one school day won't matter.

Elijah Smith it will once the sacrifice is over.

Elena Gilbert what will happen after it's over?

Elijah Smith you'll still be human, but the things you'll know will make you wish you could go back.

Elena Gilbert …

Elijah Smith you have no idea of what you're going to have to go through for this.

Elena Gilbert ... ...did you plan on saving me from the beginning? When we first made our deal?

Elijah Smith Yes. I would try. Now I'll get it done no matter what.

Elena Gilbert Thank you.

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Okay, so this was actually a lot deeper than it was suppose to have been. I'm not sure if there will be another chapter. So, what did you think? Please, review and let me know. Do you like

the Facebook style or maybe you think I should alternate between both styles Facebook and POV's?