|Adventures of Dissidia Preschool
Author: anabel the lady shark PM
What's it like after Ms. Cosmos leaves her classroom? Read the adventures that they face. Dissidia characters in little kid form. Has mini crossovers with anime/manga/tv shows and games that I can think of. I have a challenge in the end of the first chapter. Please review. Now rated T due to swearing from Chapter 7 and on. There will be drama at times.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 04-08-13 - Published: 04-28-11 - id: 6947938
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Alright time, to hit it off the chapter 3 guys!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters of Final Fantasy, Hetalia, or any other game/anime okay?
Chapter 3: The Way of Hetalia part 2
Final Fantasy Academy. It is known for the artistic students, the high scores, the luxurious dorms and in the preschool, the most wonderful teacher Ms. Cosmos. What they don't know is what happens when Cosmos leaves the classroom.
Previously on Adventures of Dissidia Preschool:
"Today a former student of mine and his friends will be coming here to take care of things while I'm gone. Also Doctor Shantotto's assistant Prishe will be coming to check on how you are doing. So be good when they come alright young ones?"
"Tell me again Italy, why are we babysitting a bunch of toddlers?" A man with German accent asked.
"Because Germany we owe her!" Said a familiar man with a familiar curl on his head.
"Now," Italy replied, grabbing hold to the doorknob. "we go entertain the children!" However he wasn't expecting a hit on his stomach with a broom. "See Germany it's all fun." With that he fell to the ground.
The nations were not expecting to see multiple children looking like they are getting ready for battle. All Germany could think was, 'These children will grow up to be fine soldiers."
"We won't let you trash mama Cosmos's classroom," Vaan said holding the broom that hit Italy. Beside him was Tidus ready to to throw his blitzball. The rest of them were at the back, ready to do battle to defend the Sanctuary a.k.a the classroom.
Real stealth like: Terra, Tifa, Cloud, and Cecil started to lead the sea salt trio (Roxas, Xion, and Anabel) and Yuna outside to safety while the others will fight the men off.
"Ready?" Light commanded. The defenders readied their weapons. "Attack!" Then all hell broke loose.
For the nations it was confusing to say the least. One moment they were talking about how they got into jail and getting out by Ms. Cosmos, the next thing they knew is that Italy was hit by a broom who is still on the ground passed out. Now they're holding off the kicking, biting children and they noticed that some of the children are missing.
"Alright children, now please tell us where the rest of your classmates are," China requested.
"Why should we tell you?" Asked Squall.
"Just tell us the truth!" England demanded.
"You can't handle the truth!" Exclaimed Bartz.
This conversation went back and forth with neither side winning. Normally Germany would have ended this a long time ago, however he was too busy studying the students, more importantly Light.
"You boy," The German nation asked Light, making everyone go quiet. "Where did you learn those leadership techniques? It usually takes years for a general to get that much of respect and trust from his subordinates."
"Yeah, where did you learn that Light?" Questioned Firion.
After a few moments Light replied, "I learned it from my grandfather Garland." (AN: Thank you to The shadow flower ninja for inspiring me with this idea!)
"Of course you learned that from your crazy grampa!" Zidane said.
"You only think he's crazy because he has the same name as your grandpa and he tried to cut off your tail." Explained Kain.
"Which is why he is crazy! Besides all he talks about is the war that he fought which is boring!"
"Say that again," Light said. "I dare you."
Lightning face palmed herself. "Zidane, you know Light gets protective of his family."
While this was happening Germany just stood there astonished. He couldn't believe that he's looking at Garland's grandson. He knew Garland personally. He was Germany's most trusted comrade in a war long ago. His skills as a fighter were legendary, Garland was known as "The Knight".
However he retired to spend time with his family. It's impressive that his grandson has the same qualities as him though it seems that he's a little closed off. 'I wonder what made him that way,' He thought. (AN: I want to know that too, Shadow-chan.)
"Alright listen up!" Everyone was quiet and turned to him.
"This maybe hard to believe children but today we are your caretakers." The students gasped but he continued, "Do not worry, for we will not tell your teacher about this." Complaints came from the other nations.
"To be honest I knew there was going to be conflicts. You're children, we're adults, it was bound to happen. However, we must make a truce, not for our sakes but for Ita... I mean Feliciano and for Ms. Cosmos as well. Do we have a deal?"
Everyone seemed to be really thinking about this and in a few moments Light replied, "Very well but know this, we're only doing this for Mama Cosmos."
"Agreed," America said, " Can we go somewhere to eat now? I'm starving!"
"Stupid America! You're always thinking about food!" England said.
"At least the food I eat is good, unlike yours!"
"Why did he call him America?" Asked Tidus, making every student look at the Nations.
"Well you see," Started Japan.
"It's like this..." China tried to say.
"It's obvious!" Stated America. Before he could say anymore, England interrupted him. "What are you doing, you git?"
"Relax," America said, pushing England aside, "Listen up to the hero! The reason why he called me America is because..."
Every Nation held their breath. "It's because I'm from that country." All the Nations except the unconscious Italy looked at Alfred in disbelief.
"My real name is Alfred F. Jones, but my friends call me America." He walked over to the Nations. "This is Yao Wang, but we like to call him China. Over here is Kiku Honda, we usually call the little dude Japan. The scary military man is Ludwig though we always call him Germany. Get it?" The students nodded. Then moving to his former caretaker, he spoke again. "And this future heroes is Iggy, or as we like to call him, England."
When the preschoolers started to laugh, England whacked America on the head. "Be quiet you git!" Then the English Nation turned to the kids. "Sorry for his stupidity, my name is Arthur Kirkland. Nice to meet you all. And the dolt forgot him," He said pointing at Italy.
"That is Italy," Germany said. "As for his real name, he'll tell that himself when he wakes up."
"Sorry for hitting him," Vaan said sadly.
"Don't worry young one, " Japan reassured him. "Believe it or not, this happens all the time. You can even ask Germany."
"Unfortunately, all the training I've been giving him doesn't seem to do him any good."
Marching towards the Italian Nation, Germany kicked Italy. "Wake up you weakling!"
Italy sat up, rubbing his eyes. "Is the siesta over already?" Turning around, he saw most of the children bowing to him.
"Good morning Mr. Teacher Man!" The students said.
In response to that greeting, the Italian Nation beamed with happiness. "Hello bambini! My name is Feliciano Vargas but you call me Italy!"
"Okay Mr. Italy!" The students said in unison again.
"See Germany, these children mean no harm."
Some of the Nations were muttering to themselves and Japan chose to speak. "Um guys, isn't it time to get the other children now?"
The Nations had finally remembered about the other children. Idiots... well not all of them.
"What? Where are the other bambini?" Italy said worriedly.
"Don't worry," Germany reassured. "They just went a little field trip."
"Oh I see." Then Italy was beaming in happiness.
During all that the kids were all thinking the same thing about Italy: he acts like Mama Cosmos. Sure she's not as dumb as him, but the Nations act like the kids when they're with Mama Cosmos though not as affectionate. They swore they will protect him and to make sure that the others will care for him too.
"Alright children! Let's go get your friends," Iggy, I mean England announced. With the kids' approval, they got ready to get out of the classroom to get the other children back.
Meanwhile at one of the parks in Final Fantasy Academy:
"Are you sure this is weally good because it tastes weird!" Asked little Anabel.
"That's the power of sukonbu!" Exclaimed a certain Yorozuya Yato girl.
"Are you sure it isn't just sour?" Question Cloud taking a bite of his sukonbu and then making a weird facial expression after.
"If you take the sour taste of sukonbu like a man, you can do anything!" The girl announced with the big dog Sadaharu barking in agreement. The group of children as well as Kagura and Sadaharu continued to eat sukonbu until the Yato's companions came to join them.
"Oi Kagura! What are you doing here? We have a job to do!" A glasses wearing boy exclaimed.
"Shut it Megane! See kids don't be like him, he doesn't eat sukonbu," Kagura said.
Megane was flailing his arms in irritation. "How does eating sukonbu help you prevent that? And I am not that bad!"
"Sorry to say," a silver permed man said, "but you are."
"Gin-chan!" The toddlers and Kagura shouted. Then said toddlers slammed the former Shiroyasha to the ground then started to hug him and talking excitedly.
A few minutes of being on the ground with the combined weight of the preschoolers, Gintoki Sakata sat up and picked up the students one by one and put them on the ground gently like a father would.
"Hey brats, how are you doing?" Gin asked.
"We're good," the shy Roxas responded, earning himself a pat on the head by the silver samurai.
"Why are you guys here?" Asked the little Yuna.
"Well you see," the children turned their attention to the person who spoke who is Shinpachi Shimura a.k.a Megane, "we were hired to do something here in Final Fantasy Academy."
"What's the job?" Questioned Lil Terra.
Making a mischievous smile the Yorozuya chorused, "We're not telling you."
They swarmed by Terra, Tifa, Cloud, Cecil, Yuna, Roxas, Xion, and Anabel asking to tell them what the job is.
Patting their heads gently, Gintoki finally gave in. "The job is substituting a class while the teacher is on a errand, so we will be around for a while. We only took the job because we need to pay the rent or else the old lady will bring out Tama and roast us all," Gin explained.
Nodding in understanding the preschoolers had to say goodbye when Shinpachi mentioned that they had to go. Though everyone had to comfort Xion when she started to cry before they left. The Yorozuya promised that they will take care of the class for Ms. Cosmos one day.
"Promise that you will bring Zura too!" Anabel requested.
"And Elizabeth too please," Xion added.
"We promise," Kagura declared. With one last wave, the two humans, the Yato girl, and the Inugami went further into Final Fantasy Academy.
"You think we'll see them again?" Cecil asked.
"They did promise," Cloud responded, crossing his arms. "What I'm worried is how Light and the others are doing."
At the mention of their friends, they were running towards them with the Nations in tow.
When the students finally reunited, Cloud pulled Light and Lightning aside. "What are they doing here?" Cloud pointed at the Nations, which Italy waved at them.
With everyone sitting on nearby benches, Tifa began to explain what happened and Light's order about Italy. The rest of the students agreed to protect him as long as he's here.
"Alright students line up!" Commanded Germany.
All of them lined up since Light was the first one to do it. Light respected Germany because he was reminded of a war buddy that Grandfather Garland always talked about when he was young. That and he was cooler than his friends in his opinion.
"Now we are all here, let's get down to business," said Germany talking military like. "You children will spend time with us one by one so we can have an equal amount of time.
First you'll be with England, then me, next will be Italy, then China, Japan, America, and then all of us at the same time. Is that understood?"
The reply was, "Yes sir!"
Then Germany turned to England. "I shall leave the children to you."
Giving a salute to Germany, the English Nation declared, "I will not fail, I'm not America."
While this was happening, America was talking the Dissidia students.
Crouching down to their level, he said, "Future heroes, you need to be careful around Iggy."
"Why?" Squall asked.
"Besides the fact that he thinks that magic is real," He explained.
The students know that magic is real, it's just they don't want to reveal it to the world. So why should they be careful around Iggy... I mean England?
Though it seem like America wasn't done. "You really need to watch for England's cooking."
Seeing the confused looks of the kids' faces, he elaborated, "It's really bad, I mean really bad."
"How bad?" Questioned Anabel.
"Your stomach will explode bad!" Alfred replied.
The younger students were about to cry which the American Nation felt guilty about. "Don't worry, just don't eat his food. He won't make you eat it." He reassured them.
The kids were thankful for the warning. However it seems like a certain monkey and adventurer did not listen. Bad boys. Cute boys, but bad boys.
Back at the classroom:
"Well kids, it seems that I'm your teacher for the moment." England said looking at the children who are sitting on the floor.
"Let's read a story!" Shouted Tidus.
"Come on Iggy!" Vaan yelled.
'America you git!' Thought Arthur. He'll swear to make America pay for saying that nickname.
"Alright," He said and grabbing a book in the process, "Let's get reading shall we?"
The students cheered though they immediately began to quiet down.
'This should be easy. Time to show the other Nations what I'm all about.' "There was once a pirate by the name Jack Sparrow," England stated.
"He had everything: a pirate ship, a compass, a crew, many lovers, and a sense of adventure. But the one thing he doesn't have is the legendary treasure of all time..."
When England read the book, beginning to end, he was reminded was he was a pirate and would torment Spain. 'Ah memories,' He thought.
When story time was over, Zidane raised his hand.
"Yes Zidane?" Arthur asked.
"Can I have something to eat?"
The students gasped but England nor Zidane had heard it.
Taking out a scone from his pocket, he gave it to Zidane. As this was happening, the rest of the children had their own conversation.
"What do we do?" Asked Tifa.
"Zidane is a dead man." Was Squall's comment.
"Squall!" Terra reprimanded. All she received was a shrug from the ice prince.
"We should warn Zidane," Firion mentioned.
"No," everyone turned to see that it came from Lightning. "He should have listened, so he should pay the price. Besides he should still pay for taking Xion and Anabel to the big kids playground."
"We don't want Zidane to die Lightning!" Yuna exclaimed.
Kain decided to intervene. "Zidane's about to eat the scone."
That made everyone look at Zidane. It was like it was in slow motion.
Back with England and Zidane:
England had to back turned to get the little monkey some napkins so he wouldn't get dirty.
Zidane was about to eat the piece of English food when Bartz stopped him.
"Zidane, I have a bad feeling about this."
"What's there to worry about? It's just a scony."
"But I heard Light and the others talking. They're saying you shouldn't eat it."
"What the worst that can happen?" Then Zidane took a bite of the scone...
WARNING! Due to the big no no that Zidane made and will probably scar some reader for life for seeing the monkey eating the scone, we will now show you a different scene in a different part of Final Fantasy Academy.
"One chocolate banana please," Asked Prishe who was suppose to help the Nations with the kids.
A big weird duck with hairy human legs took out a sign that said, "That will be $1.50."
When Prishe gave Elizabeth with the money, Katsura came with her chocolate banana.
"Thank you and please come again."
Taking a bite of the banana, Prishe started to sprint off. "Thanks Elizabeth! Thanks Zura!"
"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!" Zura... I mean Katsura shouted.
Back at the classroom:
"Wow Iggy!" America shouted over the sounds of the ambulance car. "You managed to have a kid get his stomach pumped!"
"Shut up you bloody git!" He didn't mean for Zidane to get food poisoning.
Anabel was crying. "Waah! Zidane is gonna die!" She continued to cry with Cloud patting her back gently.
She felt someone pat her head in a comforting manner. She looked up to see Japan smiling at her.
He gave a tissue which she accepted. The Nations were glad for that. They didn't know how to care for a crying child.
"Now that this over with," Germany stated, making everyone look at him, "Children, it's time to start your training!"
Wow. Sorry it seems that there is going to be a part three and hopefully the final part of the Hetalia saga. Though right now I'm writing about how the Nations got arrested and what Cosmos's little angels did at the same time. I will edit this later today so for now read this little preview.
Ignoring the comment, 'Lassie' demanded, "Why are there children at my crime scene?"
Update: At least now it's a little organized. If some might be wondering why Cloud and the others didn't take Luneth, it would be because Vaan would complain so much if his little brother figure would leave so they decided to leave him in the classroom. Anyway I added Gintama because it is latest craze of my favorite anime right now. I feel like an idiot for not watching/reading this sooner. I was originally going to put this up on January 7. Why? Because it was my birthday. I'm 17 this year. But whatever, I managed to finish my exams so I should be good. Well here are my responses regarding to the reviews that some readers made.
The shadow flower ninja: Of course you're loved. I love you, though in a platonic way. I think Ms. Cosmos will blame Grandpa Rome for Felicano's rebellious act. Again thank you for making me like Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Oh yeah thanks for also giving me the guts to update this.
KanaPetrsr323: Thanks. I didn't think that I got their personalities right. Sorry about Zidane.
amethyst-crystallite: Well, when I saw Terra fighting Cloud in her storyline and then talking about their dreams I fell in love with the pairing. Though there are some moments with Luneth in the game. The only pairing I'm sure of in this story would be Tidus and Yuna. I think that Cloud's crush on Terra will be just a crush that he'll grow out of. So the only pairing that is definite is Tidus and Yuna. If there is another pairing I want to introduce, I'll let you guys know in advance.
Riku's Girlfriend-Saphira: Sorry for uploading this without some of your help. I tend to not ask for help when I need it. I ask sometime soon okay?
Alter Shead: I think I might use your idea on the One Piece chapter. I will credit you of course. You just saw how the children reacted to Iggy.
Okay people! I need help a few certain things. First is more story ideas. Please check the chapter before this to see the categories I might do. There are new ones however:
Final Fantasy Type-0
I think there is more but I can't remember. The next thing I want to ask is what should Germany, China, and Japan in their time slots with the children? I know that Germany will do PE, I just don't know what. I already have an idea for America and Italy. Please help me!
Anyway for the Psych chapter, what should the mystery be? Be warned that I only got as far as the end of season 5. Though if anyone can help me find a website where I can watch all the episodes of season 6 for free, that would be great.
Thank you! Don't forget to review please! I'm out!