Author: lexilibary28 PM
if you read this story, this doesn't have anything to do with the category, i just wrote a funny little letter, and wanted to publish it.well any way it's about a dog trying to escape a family,and since it is a dog it'll have spelling errors.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 337 - Published: 04-29-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6949372
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Please excuse the writing it was written by a dog, and to help you out with reading it here's a key .
Key: lit is light, metbals is meatballs,fle is flee, aposable is opposable, thums is thumbs, basbal bat is baseball bat, scap is escape, won is one, inorder is in order, pla is play, hous is house, bac is back, distactid is distracted, nocout is knockout, munkeys is monkeys, thim is them, sownd is sound, whatd is what'd, sa is say, tak is take, gurag is garage, leder is leader, alfa is alpha, whil is while, hol is whole, mak is make, giys is guys, buny is bunny, r is are, and u is you, I is my, and wecorder is recorder, haeight is hate, ned is need, vetranerian is veterinarian, com is come, owt is out, mi is my, hans is hands, abowt is about, famos is famous, and brkers is barkers ( those are dogs who have a beautiful bark, and make their barks songs.)