|Dora: The Unabridged Version
Author: Bird That Flies At Dawn PM
"Map, get him." With a screech of, "CANDYLAND!" Map threw himself at the guard, knocking him out cold. "Thanks, Map," Dora said, grabbing her boxes of drugs and throwing them into the boat, quickly snatching the bottle of alcohol from Boot's hands. "Hey!" the drunk money shouted. Backpack suddenly and for no reason screeched, "Screw you! Screw you all!" CRACKFICRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 07-19-12 - Published: 04-29-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6951066
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AN: This is the last chapter. I hope you all enjoyed reading this!
Disclaimer: Eh…okay, I'll do it one more time. I do not own Dora the Explorer, and I am not making any money from this fanfiction.
Dora was watching the TV screen in disbelief. She, Boots, Backpack, Map, DM, and her father had just returned from Alaska—which had certainly been…interesting—an hour ago, and now they were watching the new episode of Dora the Explorer. "What is this…?"
The footage was so mangled that their journey actually looked like…a normal rescue, and the producer/director—or whoever handles the footage and idea stuff for television shows—had made the reason for the rescue a fox named Swiper. Apparently he had stolen her hair ribbon box. Dora could not even express how angry she was that she went through all of that chaos only to see a bunch of garbled crap.
It just wasn't worth her time, but knew somehow in the end she'd do another episode. Then another. The another. The pattern continues.
She sighed and leaned back. Yep, this wouldn't be her last crazy adventure.
It was a good thing that she was completely prepared. Map had made sure of that.
AN: Okay, so there isn't going to be a sequel. Sorry! I'm focusing more on my other crackfic now, but I really hope that everyone who read this liked it. Thanks again for the reviews, views, alerts, and favorites. Oh, and I'm sorry that the last chapter's so short, but I felt like this was a good place to end the story.