
In the sequel to TDA: My Version, Alejandro is an intern, Ezekiel doesn't turn into a monster, and Noah doesn't leave in London. Big thanks to cakedecorator for helping me with the songs. Also includes Phineas and Ferb references and spoofs.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Cody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,259 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 06-17-11 - Published: 05-01-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6954970
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A/N: For those of you who haven't read the previous installments of this fanfic series, Bridgette, Cody, and Heather will look different throughout the whole fanfic.
Bridgette doesn't have her hair in a ponytail, and she wears a light blue tank top, a dark blue skirt, and dark yellow high heels. Also, she'll have a wooden woodpecker pendant around her neck, which was something Noah gave her.
Cody is much taller than Sierra and he has a slightly muscular yet skinny body posture. His current everyday wear consists of a dark green t-shirt, tan jeans, and white sneakers. He also wears a blue digital watch that has the time seen in red font on his right wrist. Plus, he no longer has a gap in his teeth.
Since Heather was the first one eliminated in TDI: My Version, she never had her head shaved. And she wears a silver-chained ruby necklace around her neck, something Alejandro gave her in the final chapter in TDA: My Version.
And finally, TDR contestant Zoey is a part of the cast in her original design. She's just as tall as Cody and her voice sounds like Jimmy Neutron's when he was voice-impersonating Cindy Vortex in the episode Trading Faces. I will send you the video link in case you didn't see that episode.
A bus pulled up outside an airport. The seventeen contestants got off. They were Bridgette, Noah, Gwen, Leshawna, Eva, Harold, Duncan, Izzy, Justin, Tyler, Courtney, Heather, Owen, DJ, Sadie, Cody, and Zoey.
"Hey Zoey, didn't you tell us Kira would be coming?" Izzy asked.
"She is," Zoey explained as she took out a Luxury Ball from the Storage Cylinder. "She hitched a ride in her Pokeball."
"Why would she do that?" Gwen asked.
"That's because I have a huge surprise to show everyone," Zoey happily said. "Say hello to Kira the Servine!"
Kira then emerged from the Luxury Ball. The other contestants were shocked...except Noah.
"I might not be a Pokemon expert," he told Zoey. "But that looks like a Serperior."
The girl genius quickly realized Noah was right. Kira had curled pale-green patterns on the sides of her face and snout, and small pointed yellow extensions on the back of her head. Her face and upper neck were white-colored and curled with tendril-like darker green extensions spreading out from the sides of her lower neck, forming a curling pattern lower down the body and resembling a fancy collar. She had narrow red eyes. The upper section of her body was dark green, and the lower section was pale green. Curled yellow patterns adorned her body, and a sprig-like feature of several leaves were on the tip of her tail. She lost her legs completely, and now only had small, stubby hands.
"Kira, did you evolve on the way over here?" Zoey asked.
Kira happily nodded as she chirped. (A/N: Think back to the Serperior's in-game cry from Pokemon Black and White versions.)
"Congratulations, Kira!" Izzy told the Serperior. "You must be so proud to evolve twice!"
"Did she learn any new moves?" Cody asked Zoey.
"She sure did," Zoey replied. "Aside from Grass Mixer-"
"The move's called Leaf Tornado," Noah corrected.
"Well, aside from that move," Zoey continued. "Kira knows Coil, Sunny Day, Aerial Ace, Dragon Tail, Cut, Strength, Glare, Magical Leaf, and Frenzy Plant."
"I bet she's much stronger now," Courtney said. "Those are very powerful moves."
That's when Chris arrived as a large plane pulled in. "Wow," Bridgette commented. "That's one huge plane, but it looks a bit old."
"Relax, it's perfectly safe," Chris said as a large piece fell off. "Now boarding."
"Good thing I brought my medication..." Eva muttered to herself.
Zoey, on the other hand, looked worried. "We're going in THAT thing?" she asked.
"Are you feelin' okay?" Leshawna asked.
"Oh I'm fine," Zoey said. "Although I forgot to tell anyone that I'M TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS!"
"Since when?" Bridgette asked.
"Since I went on this VERY steep waterslide that looked like an actual waterfall when I was five years old in an amusement park and nearly drowned as a result of it," Zoey explained.
Inside the plane, the contestants and Kira entered.
"So...how are things going for you?" Zoey asked Cody. "I haven't seen you sense Chris announced the third season."
"Great," Cody replied. "I'm a famous singer with a good reputation. Sure, Sierra brutally dumped me on The Jimmy Kimmel Show by comparing me a lizard, but no biggie."
"You ate tons of Chesto Berry flavored ice cream for a whole month," Noah pointed out.
"This is the dining area," Chris said, starting a tour of the plane. "Where you'll enjoy in-flight meals. And yes, Cody and Zoey, I'll make sure Chef gives you both meals that satisfy your dietary plans."
Kira then chirped as she headed for a bathroom stall. "I think she wants you to follow her," Cody told Zoey.
Lavatory Confessional
Zoey: *enters* Nice work, Kira. At least I now know where the confessional is for this season.
End Lavatory Confessional
"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations," Chris said.
"Where are the beds?" Heather asked.
"Allow the Poke-Interns to demonstrate," Chris said.
"'Poke-Interns'?" Noah asked. Then he and the other contestants saw what Chris was talking about. A Carnivine was attached to two arm straps on the wall. The other Poke-Interns were a Mime Jr., a Seviper, a Yanmega, and a Wobbuffet.
"Aren't you from the Pokemon show?" Zoey asked.
"I guesss you could sssay we weren't allowed to travel with our friendsss," Seviper explained. "Ssso we decided to ssstart moonlighting for thisss ssshow."
"And good thing too!" Wobbuffet chimed in. "Mr. McLean is actually giving me the luxury that bratty Lickitung took from me!"
"It's okay, Wobbuffet," Chris said. "Your daily massage will start in a few hours."
"But don't worry about comfort," Carnivine told the contestants. "There's an emergency exit here."
"This is the first class cabin," Chris said. "The domain of each week's winners."
"There's a heating lamp here!" Cody pointed out. "This should help me when I'm low on energy."
"Why do you need a heating lamp, dude?" Zoey asked. "You already have enough heat inside your body."
"Did you just call him 'hot'?" Heather asked.
Zoey shrugged. "I guess you can say that."
Cockpit Confessional
Alejandro: Love was once a broken dream,
Now it's my reality.
Heather: And I'm as happy as can be!
Alejandro and Heather: It's the classic story
How a Poke boy
Meets a genius girl.
We got a love strong enough to help out the whole world.
We have loads of fun doing
The things both like.
I found my other half, yes,
I have a geeky love!
Alejandro: When we attend Comic Cons.
Heather: Where star writers sign old stuff,
I'm as happy as can be!
Alejandro and Heather: It's the classic story
How a Poke boy
Meets a genius girl.
We got a love strong enough to help out the whole world.
We have loads of fun doing
The things we both like.
You can't beat a team that's
Built upon geeky love!
Heather: Oohoo...
Alejandro: Geeky love.
End Cockpit Confessional
"And that's pretty much it," Chris said. "Although as a result of a little voting fiasco last season, you will be voting someone off by stamping a passport."
Duncan groaned annoyingly as he snapped his fingers in frustration.
"Although I'm your friend, that was very cruel of you to do that," Harold told his pal.
"No kidding," Courtney agreed. "But we're still your friends."
"Don't worry, D-Skull," Izzy said. "At least the previous season improved your image."
"Thanks guys," Duncan told his friends and girlfriend. "You know how to cheer me up."
"If you don't receive a doggy bag full of airline-issue peanuts," Chris said. "Or Gummy worms in Zoey's case, you'll be forced to take the Drop of Shame, where you'll land of the Helipad of Losers."
"By the way, Heather," Zoey said. "I just received this video from my spy camera." She then replayed the song Heather and Alejandro said in the cockpit confessional. "Care to explain why you and Alejandro spoofed Happy Evil Love Song from Phineas and Ferb?"
"Oh, please," Heather said. "Everyone knows you and Cody are born for each other."
"Can we just stop talking about my love life?" Cody annoyingly asked.
"Don't worry, dude," Zoey said. "You're star Canadian singer Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, someone who never lets things like that bother him. Besides, you still have me."
"I guess you're right," Cody said with a smile.
Zoey: One more season!
Cody: And we're in it!
Zoey: It's just us.
Cody: With others.
Cody and Zoey: This season will turn out great!
Zoey: Just you and me!
Cody: Just you and me!
Izzy: These two are more than just friends, that I'm sure!
Zoey: Just you and me!
Cody: Just you and me!
Alejandro: *over the intercom* Please be quiet,
I am trying,
To focus.
Zoey: Cody isn't this great?
We're together on this plane!
Cody: What did you expect?
I guess Chris isn't insane!
Zoey: Yeah, but dude,
It's now just you and me!
Courtney: Don't forget the rest of us!
The Zody couple is hot in Season 3~!
Cody: Just you and me!
Zoey: Just you and me!
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?
Alejandro: *tries to focus* Um, yes!
Sadie: *looks out a window* Besties I will miss you oh so much,
But your plus-sized gal has winning in her heart!
Cody: Just you and me!
Noah: *interrupts* Will you both kiss?
Owen: We're flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane! *gets hit on the head with The Frying Pan of Death courtesy of Chris*
Zoey: Just you and me!
DJ: *interrupts* They're not just friends!
Zoey and Cody: What?
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: Please Chris not now,
We're a bit busy!
Courtney: Come on, Zoey!
Please spill!
Noah: Bro, say it!
It's true!
Zoey: But, we are only good friends.
Just you and me!
Just you and me!
It's just you and me!
Cody: It's true, you guys. See?
Duncan: This suuuuuuuuuuucks!
All (except Duncan, Eva, Cody, and Zoey): Yeah!
"Attention all passengers," Alejandro said over the intercom. "Please remain seated. We are now beginning our descent into Egypt. Letting a famous singer join the cast...worst idea ever! Chris is complete and utter buffoon to let Cody return if he and the other contestants are going to randomly burst into song every [censored] time! Wait, why's PA light still on- Oh shoot."
It wasn't long before the contestants and Kira arrived at the desert environment known as Egypt. Duncan, Courtney, Harold, and Izzy were each wearing an aluminum foil hat.
"Why are you dressed like a baked potato?" Leshawna asked the group.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains," Harold explained. "It's a real problem in this area."
Duncan shrugged. "Can't argue with logic."
"For this challenge, you'll choose how to get to the finish line," Chris explained. "Either over or inside this pyramid. And...go!"
Inside the pyramid, one group realized a small problem with completing the challenge.
"Oh great," Noah said. "Our friendly neighborhood host failed to mention there were different paths."
"Any idea where we should go?" Leshawna asked.
"I say we split up," Zoey suggested. "We'll cover more ground that way."
Meanwhile, the other contestants started their climb up the pyramid.
"Is it too late to go inside instead?" Tyler asked.
"Duncan's group is doing okay," Bridgette pointed out.
Sure enough, Duncan, Courtney, Harold, and Izzy were working together. They moved in unison with Duncan in the lead.
"Left, right, left, pull," he said. "Left, right, left, pull."
"Come on, Bridgette," Gwen said. "We can do this together."
As for the team-up, they were still doing well. "This rope trick is outstanding!" Izzy told Courtney.
"Thanks," Courtney replied. "Rope-climbing was the team-building challenge when I was a CIT. I won thanks to my great partner's skill at tying a sturdy knot. By the way, Harold, your knot-tying technique sure is strong."
"All thanks to Tying Steve's Knot Camp," Harold replied.
Inside the pyramid, DJ, Noah, and Owen noticed a pile of bandages nearby.
"I'm starting to think choosing this path was a mistake..." DJ said.
"Relax," Noah said. "Chris probably put them there to mislead us."
Outside the pyramid, Duncan, Courtney, Harold, and Izzy were the first ones to reach the top.
"Alright, D-Skull!" Izzy cheered. "Our plan worked!"
"Why's Izzy the only one allowed to call you that?" Harold asked.
"Why's Booth the only one allowed to call Brennan 'Bones'?" Duncan replied.
"Good point," Harold said.
Inside the pyramid, Cody accidentally activated a trap. Zoey pushed Cody towards the ground as spears flew above their heads. However, that put them in a position that had their lips a few millimeters apart. They both got up, embarrassed.
"Thanks," Cody said. "You saved my bacon."
"Anything for a friend," Zoey replied.
Outside the pyramid, Bridgette and Gwen were working well together.
"Are you okay?" Bridgette asked.
"Never been better," Gwen answered. "I'm glad I have someone helping me in this challenge."
Inside the pyramid, Sadie approached some mummified animals. "Aw, that used to be a cute little puppy dog!" she said. "Cutesies!"
"Hold on a minute," Eva told Sadie. "If you touch that, there's a possibility of getting cursed for life."
Sadie gasped as she took a few steps back. "Oh my gosh, you're right!" she said. "I'm glad I have friends like you helping me out."
"Friends?" Justin asked. "The only reason I'm in your group is because you're the only ones who won't call me a show-offy jerk."
"But we don't 'like' you either," Eva pointed out.
"And I have a boyfriend," Sadie mentioned.
It wasn't long before Sadie, Justin, and Eva crossed the finish line that was outside the pyramid.
"Good work, guys," Chris said.
"We're first?" Sadie happily asked.
"Nope," Chris explained. "But you get to join Heather on team one."
"How did she arrive first?" Eva asked.
"I have my ways," Heather replied. (A/N: She quietly walked AROUND the pyramid instead of climbing or going inside.)
Soon, Duncan's team-up arrived. He used his knife to untie the rope that he and his friends were using to stick together.
"Alright, we made it!" Izzy cheered. "Come on, Harold, let's win this!"
But before Duncan and Courtney could follow their friends, Chris stopped them.
"Not so fast," the host said. "This season, three teams! Harold and Izzy round-out team one. Duncan and Courtney, you're the first ones on team two. But don't worry about your two friends, you do get these people."
Chris was referring to Tyler, Owen, Noah, and DJ.
"Um...okay," Courtney said.
"Relax," Duncan told Courtney. "I'll try to figure something out."
Then Leshawna, Cody, Zoey, and Kira arrived. "Congrats," Chris told the group. "The three humans are on team three."
That comment made Kira feel left out.
Lavatory Confessional
Zoey: I don't like it when Kira's singled-out as a "non-human". I actually see her as a sister-like friend, not a household pet. Sure, she can't speak English and she has special powers, but that doesn't make her an alien freak. I believe all Pokemon and humans are equal.
End Lavatory Confessional
Bridgette and Gwen soon arrived and Chris assigned then to team three.
"Okay teams," Chris said. "Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes to do that."
"Any suggestions?" Izzy asked.
"How about Team Victory?" Justin suggested.
"But it might be a jinx," Harold pointed out. "Who knows what'll happen further on in the season."
"Let's just go for Team Millions," Heather decided. "It won't be a jinx and we'll still win most of the challenges."
"Ugh, this is pointless," Noah said. "I liked it better when Chris decided the team names for us."
"How about Team Alpha?" Tyler suggested.
"Only if this was an all-guy team," Duncan pointed out. "How about Team-"
"Atlas!" Courtney suggested. "Since we ARE traveling around the world this season."
"How about Team Amazon?" Gwen suggested.
"Not so fast," Zoey said. "I don't think CODY would allow that since HE'S the only MALE on our team."
"Then what do you have in mind?" Leshawna asked.
"Team LeafGreen," Zoey replied. "In honor of Kira."
After the three minutes, the teams stated their names. Team Millions' logo was a gold dollar sign with a tan background, Team Atlas' logo was a dark blue picture of the Earth with a teal background, and Team LeafGreen's logo was the tip of a Snivy's tail with a light green background.
"Great team names," Chris said. "And here are your rewards. Team LeafGreen, you win a camel. Team Atlas, you win a goat. And Team Millions, here's your stick."
"Hold on a minute," Justin said. "How come the team who came in last gets a camel, but we get a stick?"
"All will be explained next time," Chris said. "On Stinkfly3's version of...Total. Drama. WORLD TOUR!"
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