It was a normal day, the sun was shining, birds were chirping. And the thief's forest was bright and green. Now, I know what you're thinking; why is a young woman of 19 years, living in a filthy place like that? Well, I have no other place to go. My parents are both dead, and I have no family. I'm not of reality, so I can't live in the castle, and the villages are all too full!

So, here I am, looking for a job. And there you are again, wondering. You'll hurt your left if you keep that up. Since a woman can't get a job around here other than being a wench, I have to disguise myself as a boy, but that might be kind of hard; I mean, how many boys do you know, that have long wavy red hair and a very girly face?(AN; *CoughJustanBiberCough*lol jk) but I have a boyish frame, so that helps.

I heard that a Sicilian man named Vizzini was looking for workers. I hope he will hire me.

My name is Venus and this is my story of how I helped kidnap a princess, then save her, make friends, made enemies, and most of all, Fall in love with a Spaniard.

Sorry its so short! Its my first story. I thought there weren't any story's about the princess bride, so I'm going to try and make one!

Please don't kill me!

and please give me inspiration!

(I have no idea of I spelled any of that right.)