Author: captaindynamite PM
My muses control everything from their stories to my brain and sanity. These are my experiences with them.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Edge & Kane - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 06-18-11 - Published: 05-15-11 - id: 6993674
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So, I've seen some in the past do these little muse stories, and well since mine haven't cooperated to the point where I can write a sensible chapter or story nowadays, I figured to do this. Most of the muses shown in here are listed on my profile, though there are two that need to be added.
I've been attempting to write a new chapter to Living Torture, and both my Kane and Taker muses have ran off somewhere. I don't have a Show muse, so I'm completely alone on this one.
Edge muse: (plops next to me) We need a new X-Box.
Me: (groans) Why?
Edge muse: Well, Kane and Nash were playing, but Nash got upset over losing and he threw it out the window.
Me: The window? Ugh, well, go get Robert to buy a new one then. He's got the money.
Edge muse: I tried; he won't get out of bed. It's kind of cute, he's cuddling with Storm.
Me: Aww, but that doesn't help much. Go find Nash and make him pay for him.
Edge muse: (sigh) Last time I did that, he knocked me out!
It's true, when they get upset with each other, they knock each other out. It's always in really violent ways too.
Later that morning
Shawn muse: Do you remember that time I had a really long story?
Me: Yeah, and you were tortured every time I turned around. I don't think I ever want to do that again.
Shawn muse: Good, but what about my prequel?
Me: Prequel? Oh, well, I haven't really decided what to do with that yet.
Shawn muse: (pouts) I bet if I was seven feet tall you'd care! (runs away)
Me: Ughhh, stupid muses!
Kane muse: (pops out of nowhere) We're not stupid you know.
Me: (jumps) Ahhh, where did you come from?
Kane muse: I was here the entire time, hiding from Nash. He wants to make me a new wall mounting.
Me: Whatever Kane, now, get your ass over here and help me with this chapter.
Kane muse: Yes ma'am (sits next to) Where's Taker?
Me: Hell if I know!
A few hours later
Me: FINALLY! The next chapter to Living Torture is finally done!
Kane muse: Good, can I go kill Nash now?
Me: Fine, but don't leave a mess this time.
Kane muse: (smirks) Oh, I won't (disappears)
Edge muse: (pops up) Robert's up, I sent him to the store for beer, cotton candy, and a new X-box.
Me: Great, drunk hyper muses, that's JUST what I need!
Edge muse: (shrugs) Oh, Punk is knocked out in the kitchen by the way. He got in the way of Kane and Nash.
Me: (groans) JEFFFF!
Jeff muse: (pops up) Yessss?
Me: Go get Punk and take him to your room. He's precious, I don't need him hurt anymore.
Jeff muse: (giggles) Kay!
Edge muse: You know you just gave them the perfect opportunity to go have sex right?
Me: Yeah, I know. You guys are all horn dogs.
Edge muse: We know, we love making things hard for you too! (disappears)
My muses are horny almost all of the time, and it's never for the same person. It drives me up a wall when it comes to my stories. Nonetheless, thanks for reading. Hope this is at least a little interesting!