By: Sachiko

Date: 5-27-02

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Backstage

Zidane: *whew!* We’re finally done with the stupid play!

Garnet: Don’t say it’s stupid! I thought it was quite fun ^_^

Vivi: Yeah, I thought it was too!

Zidane: Well, yeah it was, I guess.

Amarant: No…… not at all. It was one heck of an idiotic show…

Zidane: Awww…good ol’ Amarant, you didn’t like it? Hey, you were a big hit! *pats Amarant on the back*

Amarant: …Whatever…

Freya: That was really folly! I shall NEVER act as such a character anymore!

Beatrix: You said it, Freya. Now I shall be a laughter of the Alexandria Castle…! Oh, now all the soldiers will laugh at me _ I hated yelling at you, Your Highness. Please forgive me!

Garnet: Don’t worry, Beatrix. If anyone shall laugh at you behind your back, they will get it!

Fratley & Steiner: We really shouldn’t have been in the play.

All the sudden, someone pounced on Zidane.

Eiko: Zidane!!! You big bone-head!! I’m still really mad at you for giving me the wrong lines!!

Zidane: Ack!! Eiko, sorry sorry! I didn’t mean it! Someone just left those Q-cards there! How the heck am I suppose to know?!?! I only know your lines were somewhere!

*PONK on head*

Eiko: STILL!! I’m mad I’m mad!! *ponk ponk ponk*

Zidane: Ouchy ouchy! Ok ok, Eiko, I’m REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYY sorry! …Now will you forgive me?

Eiko: Hmm… fine!

Zidane: Good. Now go play along!

Eiko: You’re still treating me like a kid?! I’m a lady!

Amarant: …Will you shut up over there…?

*Eiko turns to Amarant*

Eiko: Oh yeah! Still didn’t get you for tickling me yet! *tries to hop on Amarant but end up caught by Amarant’s hand* Take that! And that! *still swinging her arms*

Ruby: Oh ma heavens! Dat wus, like, ma most nerve wreckin’ play yet! Blank darlin’, you were lucky ta have a nice ol’ decent part.

Blank: Oh it wasn’t much, really. You did a fine job out there, Ruby.

Lani: Oh all you people! Stop complaining. Besides, we’re done. And it’s a good thing too, for I don’t want to call that Red “dear” or “honey” ever again!

Amarant: …Same here…

Then Baku comes in.

Baku: Muahuaaaahuaaaaa!!! Hey, you suckers are a fine hit out there! Everybody loves ya all! *all eyes stare at Baku with evil eyes, except for Quina and Vivi; Baku sweatdrops* ..Uh…yeah?

Zidane: Ya old geezer! That was a total buffoon out there! And you are responsible for it!

Beatrix & Freya: That’s right!!!

Fratley: And why was I in the play?? It was unnecessary!

Baku: Argh…hey peeps! It ain’t my fault! I wasn’t the one who wrote the stupid script!

Zidane: If you didn’t write it, then who??

*pops in Sachiko*

Sachi: Hi everyone! *gets the evil stares* Uh oh…

So what happen was that Sachiko was running away from everyone, out the castle, and back again.

Sachi: I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hehe…I know that was pretty insane… But this is the end of FFIX Cinderella! Hope you all enjoyed it! *still running*