I don't own either nor profit. So don't sue!

Oh, and I'm sorry to say that heterosexuality is here at the end in a minor reference but I don't want flames from that.

Thank you and enjoy. It's several months old, but I finally decided just to post it.

"Saijin Family Values"

It had been a good ten years since their wedding day...

Yet today was the first day they'd seen each other since then.

Trunks' purplish hair blew across his face as he approached his husband.

Zunama... still as large and purple as ever... But both his whiskers were intact, the one cut off having grown almost to its original length...

He was even more lovely than Trunks remembered.

"I'm sorry," Trunks whispered as his eyes quickly looked back down on the ground.

"Don't be," Zunama murmured as he drew Trunks close.

Trunks' wet eyes looked up in surprise.

Zunama loved him! After everything that had transpired between them!

"Don't be sorry! If anyone should be, it's me!," Zunama insisted as he ran his whiskers through Trunks' hair. "How could you ever want a monster like me?"

"I just do! And you're not a monster at all!," Trunks sniffed. "If anyone acted like one, it's me for leaving you!"

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"And now my brother's finally on a honeymoon with his long-estranged husband," Bra explained as Pan took out the video.

Tien was sobbing into Chiatzou's tanktop, as the little clown-thing tried to comfort his sensitive 3-eyed lover.

"It's good to see people still believe in the sancity and purity of marriage like Shuu and I do!," Pilaf shouted in an important voice.

"I bet Shuu likes the taste of Pilaf," Pan whispered in Bra's ear.

"I heard that!," Pilaf snapped back.

"Well, I like to eat Lunch!"
"Mai!"

Bra stamped her foot down, "Now, now... Order here, people. After all, I like eating bread!"['Pan means bread in Japanese.]
Pan turned bright red before adding, "And I love putting myself inside Bra!"

"I have a question!"

"Yes, Uncle Goten?"

"Am I gay?"

"Well, you're here, right?," Pan replied.

Piccolo took a deep breath, "What Goten-chan means is... Since I am, well, of neither male nor female gender, does that mean we're not a homosexual couple?"

Pan looked at them and shuddered. Suddenly the idea of Grandpa Satan and Ubuu, who were holding hands in the third row, wasn't as bad anymore.

"Now, now, now... We allow all couples needing support here, since the planet Vegeta was very closed to sexual diversity. Ever wonder why Saijins have names of vegetables?," Bra said in a matter-of-fact voice.

Blank stares.

"It's because Saijins who mate with members of the opposite sex are the anomaly!," Pan chirped.

"So Goku, Vegeta and Gohan are sexual deviants, then?," Dende mused. Mr. Popo laughed, gently caressing Dende's pine-green hands with his strong, ebony ones.

THE END