Author: makoshark PM
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Humor - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 09-15-12 - Published: 06-08-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7063573
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A/N: I can't believe that I have finally made it to the end! Thanks to everyone that has left a review for me, you people are amazing! Also thanks to everyone who made suggestions for this story, I apologize that I wasn't able to use them all. And now enjoy :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
"I'm afraid of getting my heart broken."
"Everyone is, but with love you have to be willing to take that chance."
"Do you ever worry that us meeting—our whole relationship—could be the result of Aizen's manipulations?"
"If that is the case then I should go thank Aizen for the best thing that ever happened to me."
"If I'm going to be staying here you're finally going to have to teach me how to use the internet."
"Alright, but you're going to have to be careful, there are some crazy people out there. Especially on the fanfiction sites—pairing up the hero with the wimpy girl and things like that."
"I'm still going to need your help putting the straw into my juicebox."
"I'll help you with anything you want, but Rukia please never say that again. Ever."
"Everyone knows you're a hothead Ichigo, have you really thought this through?"
"Rukia, I've been thinking this through for the last four years."
"Relationships take a lot of time and work. Are you sure that you're going to be able to handle a commitment like this?"
"I've already committed to a career for both my life and afterlife, I think I can do commitment."
"What if it is my fate to become sick like my sister?"
"Then I will have to pray that the saying that love heals all things is true."
"What if I become a weakness for you Ichigo?"
"Rukia, you're the reason that I became a soul reaper and can protect everyone I love. You're the reason I achieved bankai. You're what gives me the will to fight. You could never be a weakness for me. You're what makes me strong."
"Ichigo, sometimes what we want isn't always what's best, and if we love somebody the best thing we can do is to let them—"
"YOU KNOW WHAT RUKIA? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID REASONS AND YOU TRYING TO BE ALL NOBLE AND SELF-SACRIFICING. FROM THIS POINT ON ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ARE REJECTED!"
"MY OPINIONS ARE REJECTED! WHAT TYPE OF PERSON REJECTS THE OPINIONS OF THE PERSON HE IS SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE WITH?"
"SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE WITH? SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE WITH? I'M NOT SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE WITH YOU, I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME TOO! AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! THE END."
A kiss was all that was needed to silence any of Rukia's further objections, and Ichigo wondered why he hadn't just gone and done that in the first place.
A/N: #93 Sorry just poking some good-natured fun at some of the more interesting stuff you can find here :) #94 was inspired by a comic I saw on deviantart called Juicebox by Yuki119. #99 of course is from chapter 117 of the manga/episode 41.