|The Bible: Epic Version
Author: Queen of Stuff PM
Not meant to be taken seriously. Judas/Mary Magdalene, Jesus/Mary Magdalene. Crack. Written by a Gagaist.Rated: Fiction T - English - Mary Magdalene & Jesus - Chapters: 2 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 06-18-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7093886
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"Nananananananana!" shouted Judas. It was a bright and sunny day, and he had forgotten to take his pills. "HELLO, WORLD!"
"HI, JUDAS!" screamed the world back.
He brushed his teeth with Colgate toothpaste and ran outside to greet the sunny-sunny sunshine. "Hm…the sun is shining…"
The audience nodded.
"I'm surrounded by marijuana…"
The audience's heads shook so fast that they blurred.
"And everyone is orange…so…"
Judas scrunched up his forehead, then, with a release of facial tension, screamed in horror. "HOLY SHIT! I'M ON THE JERSEY SHORE!"
Just then, Judas got a psychic message from the queen of all whores!
"Holy fuck nuggets, the Situation stole me!" screamed the voice of Mary Magdalene. "SAVE ME, JUDAS!"
But because Judas is a traitor, he sat back and laughed evilly with Jesus, who was miraculously back from the dead.
"So, Jesus," said Judas, fluttering his eyelashes.
"Yes, Judas?" asked Jesus.
"Wanna make sweet, sweet love by the stars?"
"Of course, my brother."
And a bunch of gay butt sex occurred just like this:
First, Jesus sucked Judas's cock…then, Judas sucked Jesus's cock…then, Jesus put his dick into Judas's ass…then Judas put his dick into Jesus's ass…and so on and so forth. This lasted until Mary Magdalene, dressed in one of Jabba the Hutt's slave costumes, ran out, screaming profusely.