|Chuck Norris Star Warsbased jokes
Author: FallenHero93 PM
I'm a big fan of CN jokes. I recently posted some Harry Potter-related ones and so I decided to make some SW-based as well. They feature lost of villains, such as Vader, Palpatine, Tarkin or Jabba. I'll post some more later on! *76 jokes till now!*Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 06-30-11 - Published: 06-23-11 - id: 7110733
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Chuck Norris once defeated Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel with a golf club.
When the Emperor doesn't know how to use the Force, he asks Chuck Norris.
What most people don't know is that it wasn't Palpatine to kill Mace Windu. In fact, the Jedi Master threw himself out of the window when he sensed through the Force that Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris won the battle with General Griveous by simply roundhouse kicking all his lightsabers.
Once Darth Vader caught Chuck Norris sending out valuable information for the rebels…Vader was lucky to leave with a warning.
If you force choke Chuck Norris, your throat will ache.
Chuck Norris can blow up the Death Star.
Some Jedi Masters can walk on air…Chuck Norris can fly through land!
Chuck Norris and Darth Vader once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear a life-support outfit for the rest of his life.
Imperial prisons don't keep imperial society safe from criminals. They keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated from the Imperial Academy at the age of 18. Seconds.
Chuck Norris cuts the lightsaber with a door.
The reason the Katana fleet has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite luxury yachts.
Chuck Norris is the reason the rebels are hiding.
When Tarkin goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.