Once upon a time, there was a young elf named Legolas. She had a ferret (black-eyed white) named Aragorn, and a five -string banjo named Elrond. Legolas liked to play with Aragorn, and loved to play Elrond.

Another of her great passions was teaching Aragorn how to play Elrond. The lessons went quickly, as Aragorn was a smart ferret. He was even learning how to tune the took awhile, as he had small paws and banjos tend to not stay in tune.

One day Legolas decided to go on vacation. However, she did not have enough money to actually go somewhere, so she took his Christmas bonus from her job at Mc Donalds and bought the Sims Vacation pack for her computer.

For those of you who don't know the Sims, it is a computer game where you make little simulated families and control their lives.

So, Legolas went to Dairy Queen and looked for the õfortunately, she forgot that Dairy Queen only sells computers, not the games. Then she decided to look at Christian Supply. Legolas jumped into her neon pink VW van and headed to Christian Supply.

When she got home she put the CD in the computer only to realize that she needed the Original Sims to play it. Legolas went back to Christian Supply, but they donÕt sell the Sims, as it's too old. Poor Legolas, she went all over town looking for the game!

Finally, Legolas ended up at the public pool. At the bottom of the pool, was the Sims! This did not effect it though, as it is a CD. Legolas stripped down to her petticoats and cannonballed imediatly got pulled out though, as she did not pay her admission. Legolas screamed for her friend Arwen to get the Sims, aas he was already in the pool. Arwen obliged and threw Legolas the Sims.

After she installed the Sims and Vacation on her story, Legolas was finally able to take Aragorn and Elrond on a real vacation.

The End!