|75 WAYS TO ANNOY TWILIGHT CHARACTERS
Author: paperplanespapercranes PM
You read the title, now you need a summary too? Okay: I don't like Twilight. I wrote this story so I can make fun of Twilight. Read and review, flame it if you want, I don't care.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 03-23-12 - Published: 06-30-11 - id: 7132851
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A/N: HI THERE! If you, nice reader, are a Twilight fan, this story may not be for you.
You see, I hate Twilight. And I am only writing this to make fun of Twilight.
*creepy voice* Mwahahahaha, let the fun begin.
75 WAYS TO ANNOY TWIILIGHT CHARACTERS:
1. Call Edward a sparkly pixie.
"Hey. Hey Edward. Hey. Edward. Hey-"
"What?" Edward replied irritably.
I dropped my wide grin.
"I know what you are," I proclaimed solemnly. "A pixie."
"What?" He stared at me in disbelief.
"Don't deny it! You're pale," I listed, "you sparkle, you poop glitter-"
"I don't poop-"
"DON'T INTERUPT! Now, if I could just find out how you hide your wings…"
2. Ask Edward if he pukes glitter.
"EDWARD!" I hollered.
"I'm right next to you!" he snapped.
I grinned. "Do you…" I dramatically paused.
He sighed. "Vampires can't vomit-"
I cut him off. "DO YOU PUKE GLITTER?" I screamed in his ear.
Then, I ran.
That's it for today! Review, please!